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When the audience hollered for more, The premier danseur of Calais There was a young dancer called Page P Tchaikovsky's young Prince, a royal flake, While playing the duck in Swan Lake, Young Randy quit lumberjack school Ballerinas would swoon at his bulge; I went to the ballet one day No wonder us geezers all laffeta; The vision of Mary in tutu, While dating a young ballerina, A young bellydancer named Jean There was a nude dancer from Delhi Some years ago, 'fore I got old, I learned to dance with the frills Did camel forward, camel back, The day that I turned twenty-five, He wanted to give me a dollar. Though belly dance and strip tease I still do dance for exercise, All I have said here is true, Your tale takes me back to before She was older than me, it is true; So I'll always remember that night A belly-dancer hot from Jakarta, The eastern music drums deliver She glides and flows 'round the room, A strip teaser, born in Show Low, A stripper named Baltimore Bess Said the stripper, "I'll wear this small patch I once knew a stripper named Nelly. Lady Harriet Harrowby Hinds There was a young lady from Odium, The College of Arms of Oman, Gypsy Rose tried to play the guitar Chronic blockage, it's cause not defined, An ODEUM, once picturesque, A big busty stripper named Lyn Said a busty young stripper from Perth, Said an elegant, well-built young stripper An old stripper from east of Dijon There once was a busty young stripper, A young striptease artist named Gay A stripper I met in Manila, A professional dancer, Miss Fairley, A stripper who came from Regina Once a Burlesque star named Doris There was a young girl named Patrice A stripper who danced at the Strand, There was a fan-dancer of Cannes, An exotic young dancer named Fran There was a young lady named Ann If you're called by a lovely fan danther, Lady Patricia Palmerson Pugh For cheering up nervous young grooms, A honky-tonk stripper from Fairbanks No dancer, the buxom Miss Treadwell, A fan dancer, candid and canny, Two strippers now dancing at Danny's, Fan dancers, those svelt sisters Kerrs, A burley-cue patron named Jimmy This sex stripteaser Lucetta -- To tailors, a stripper's appealing Gipsy Rose Lee, wife of Sid, Lolita La Paz is a stripper; A stripteuse with tits rimmed in Neon
The ballerina couldn't encore.
The girl had to quit
'Cause when she did a split,
The suction stuck her to the floor.
--- Larry Wilde
Was carried completely away
As he screwed Wilhelmina,
The renowned ballerina,
While performing the Swan Lake ballet.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0075
Whose entrechat was all the rage.
Once, not quite awake,
When doing Swan Lake,
He drilled himself into the stage.
--- Anon
Who had also gained fame as a rake,
Asked both swans, Black and White,
"Won't you join me tonight
For a menage a trois in Swan Lake?"
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0201
I made a terrific mistake.
The Queen's costume I tore
And it fell to the floor,
Leaving her toatally nake(d),
--- Tiddy Ogg
To learn ballet (the bally young fool).
He was light on his feet
And his tutu was sweet,
But his tights were too tight for his tulle.
--- Peter Wilkins
Then they'd beg for a chance to indulge
In dancing Swan Lake,
So that they could take.
A ride on his...(I can't divulge).
--- Anon
To try broadening my mind in a way,
But I have to admit
I didn't like it a bit,
All that dancing and prancing affray.
--- Peter Wilkins
We've never seen anything daffeta
Than huge buxom Mary
As sugar plum fairy,
In wellies and tutu of taffeta.
--- Peter Wilkins
Is really a little bit too-too.
But it's better by far
That she reach for a star,
Even though we now think she is coo-coo.
--- Cyd
She convulsed like a laughing hyena,
At the puny projection
Of my throbbing erection,
And asked if my wife was Loreena.
--- Hugh Clary
Does an act that is strangely obscene:
With her well-trained appendix
She will do about tentrix,
While rhythmically writhing her spleen.
--- Norm Storer
Who did some great things with her belly.
Her pelvic gyrations,
The toast of twelve nations,
Would turn a man's morals to jelly.
--- Armand E Singer 63
My action were somewhat more bold.
I took a night class
To tone up my ass;
On the belly dance, I was sold.
--- Marlene Lewis
And to keep time with finger zils.
I'd do a hip-lift
With tinkling riff;
It was fun and gave me some thrills.
--- Marlene Lewis
My belly dance style had no lack.
I can roll my belly
And shimmy like jelly.
Don't laugh or I'll give you a smack!
--- Marlene Lewis
I belly danced at a night club, LIVE!
My classy veil work
Caused one half-drunk jerk
To act like he was in some dive.
--- Marlene Lewis
The minute he started to holler,
"Hey, take it off, chick!"
He was grabbed right quick.
He certainly was no dance scholar.
--- Marlene Lewis
Are both calculated to please,
A belly dancer is dressed
And she does not divest
Herself of her clothes or she'd freeze.
--- Marlene Lewis
But, always avoid prying eyes.
I still wear my gear
(It's tight in the rear);
I do not inspire deep sighs.
--- Marlene Lewis
Lest you think that I am kidding you.
If you will stay calm,
You can ask my mom.
The pictures I have prove it too.
--- Marlene Lewis
And the first belly dancer I saw,
She was just so exotic,
So subtly erotic,
Like I'd never been turned on before.
--- Mike
I was only a mere twenty-two.
But with movement and dance
And with gestures and glance,
The desires she awoke grew and grew.
--- Mike
When desire arose to new height.
And I hope that you will
Keep up your dancing skill,
And post one small photo, alright!
--- Mike
Went back to her old Alma Mater.
She kept the school waiting
To see her gyrating,
When somebody pressed her self-starter.
--- Bill Wall
The rhythm as she shimmies nearer,
Enticing, her every move,
Her femininity proved;
Her dance will still make you shiver.
--- Azul
Dancing to that haunting tune.
With veils that hide
And then they slide,
You'll be entranced and consumed.
--- Azul
Was giving a very slow show.
She took off her hose
And wiggled her toes,
And the audience shouted, "Oh, no!"
--- Lims Unlimited
Admits to occasional stress;
Despite her real passion
For clothes of high fashion,
She's got to undress for success.
--- Norm Storer P9812
Over here and these stars, which don't match,
I'll wear over these,
The sheriff to please."
It seems that he had BANDERSNATCH.
--- Eva Amata
She had the most beautiful belly,
Which she whirled and derailed,
Till at last she unveiled
A part that was slightly more smelly.
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P0410
Did a dance that befoggled men's minds.
Her body gyration
Exalted the nation
And flags flew when she did bumps and grinds.
--- Warrick Elrod
Who stripped when she danced on the podium.
She did it so well,
That when her pants fell,
The fellows all fizzed like wet sodium.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file mum
Ennobled a lowly-born man,
Because (we are told),
He handed out gold,
And slave girls who danced with a fan.
--- Anon
While she stripped on the stage as a star.
With each thrust she would sing
'Till she broke her G-string,
And was forced just to dance titular.
--- Anon
Had a stripper's routine undermined;
Made for excessive bloat,
Which did much to promote,
Strong reproach for her old grump and bind.
--- Bob Giandomenico
Housed an art form which was called "burlesque".
The songs had poor staging,
The skits were outraging,
While ladies were all statuesque.
--- Chris Papa
Arouses original sin.
She's surely the busiest
Most sexy ecdysiast
Who ever peeled down to the skin.
--- Armand E Singer 247
"Since my breasts have such generous girth,
Men pay dearly to see,
So they're "cash cows" to me,
And I'll milk them for all that they're worth."
--- Jerry Nordal P0001
To a mean parsimonious tipper,
"If you offer two-bits
For a sight of my tits,
You can bet I won't pull down the zipper.
--- Isaac Asimov
Just refused to believe youth has gone.
When her clothes were floored,
Spectators were bored,
But they cheered when she put them back on.
--- David Axton
Her form was a real bodice ripper;
To add a sight piquant,
Her nipples were CLINQUANT,
With tinsel, to tease each big tipper.
--- Chris Papa
Was indicted for tax fraud one day.
For while in arrears,
She had for some years
Been concealing her assets, they say.
--- A N Wilkins P0211
Had a talent that wasn't "vanilla".
Without using a hand,
But by flicking a gland,
She could out-type a well-trained gorilla.
--- Anon
Was hauled into court, fair and squarely.
Asked "Did you dance lewdly?
Seductively? Nudely?
Said, "No, yes, no, well yes, barely."
--- Laurence Perrine P8812
Would reject all attempts to refine her,
Like the time in Glace Bay,
With a gutsy, "Hey Hey!"
She displayed, I'm afraid, her vagina.
--- Keith MacMillan 84d
Had a big double-jointed clitoris.
She would lay on her back
And wiggle her crack,
As all the men hooted in chorus.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who raised hell throughout all ancient Greece.
Since she was an ecdysiast,
She was kept busy-assed
By males of the Peloponnese.
--- Ellie Howland P8903
Found herself very much in demand.
Being amply endowed,
Had the crowd wholly wowed,
For her entrance enjoyed a warm hand.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9806a
Who developed an excellent plan,
For a lecherous dance
Without any pants,
And some very big holes in her fan.
--- Isaac Asimov
Performed her nude dance with a fan.
One evening she tripped;
As she did, her fan slipped.
And the cops hauled her off to the can.
--- Popsicle TP9807
Who covered her charms with a fan.
If you tried very hard,
She'd lower her guard
And allow you to do more than scan.
--- Neal Wilgus P8208
Who has read Miller's Tropic of Canther,
Forget the G-string,
And let the phone ring.
Ogden Nash thinks that you shouldn't anther.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was bored by tea parties in Kew;
So each night in Soho
In a dive that was low,
She'd appear as Miss Fanny Foo-Foo.
--- Warrick Elrod
This stag-party dancer wears plumes.
She does a ballet,
Then yells, "Feathers away!"
And sings while she swings her bazooms.
--- Norm Storer
Showed customers acres of bare flanks;
But we have to be blunt;
Largely sated with cunt,
They slipped her few dollars and rare thanks.
--- Armand E Singer P0202
However, her clothes she does shed well.
Her bumps and her grinds
Doth boggle men's minds,
So she fits in at the famous Club Med well.
--- John K Roberts P9212
Announced she'd become a new granny.
Her Boss, Danny, canned her,
Which got up her dander.
So Granny flashed Danny her fanny.
--- Irene Livingston
Weep buckets when showing their fannies;
The joy they've discovered
In being uncovered,
Brings tears to these former Afghanis!
--- Anon
Far famed for their generous furze;
When they'd doff all their clothes,
Both your eyes simply froze:
A heavenly vision that stirs.
--- Armand Singer P0310
Reached out toward the stage and begged, "Gimme;
Don't taunt me and flaunt it,
Goddamnit, I want it!
I cream in my pants when you shimmy."
--- Armand E Singer 464
First thing, she would peel off her sweater,
Then pull down her panties,
Or what she called scanties:
Her act got progressively better.
--- Armand E Singer 590
When she is intently a-peeling;
This audience grooves
On what she removes,
And not on what she is revealing.
--- Norm Storer P9812
Was famed for the dances she did.
As everyone knows,
She wore very few clothes,
And she'd show you her quim for a quid.
--- Michael Horgan
She has a deep fear of the zipper.
As a minor concession
To her lurid profession,
Velcro replaces the need for that gripper!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Said, "Wigglin' 'em heats the hot peon.
For the view of nude flesh
Makes the fellas come fresh...
Then it's me he starts hoping to BE on!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 884
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