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Said Kin Mark, "I've the hots for Yseult; Sing minstrels by general accord: Norwegians who once worshiped goats, The greatest of Norse gods was Wodin The fellow that fucked Lady Smith Said the warrior god of the myth, The Witnesses came to my door There was an old God named Thor; Thor, the great God of Norse myth, After Thor said goodbye, even kissed her, The god Thor told the whore he was with I theme to have acquired a lithp; Your responth ith a little bit thlow, Here's a god that you cannot ignore; There was an old Norse God called Thor, His father was commonly called Odin; They went on their holidays from Asgard, The Norse god of thunder and lightning The Thundergod pounced! In a trice To Earth came the Swedish god Thor, Stout Ares and fair Aphrodite, A mighty war-god is Ares, There was a young man from Caracas, An uxorious female named Emily, (uxorious - bossy wife, Semele - girl friend of Jove)
I must tell you I have often seen That fella, that cupid, so mean, he A puny Greek stripling named Keemon, Concerning that Roman god Janus Concerning the Roman god Janus, I sing of the Roman god Janus; Oh why must there always be strife, Those heroes that strove and that throve, Young Danae, maid without stain, Mrs Jupiter, best known as Juno, Mars is distractingly charming, On a dark night look up at the stars. Said Mars to voluptuous Venus When Juno with Jove used to bicker, The Mercury does tend to rise, The sexes are separate genuses, I've found when my rigid inflation Priapus, god of gardens and bowers, When Jupiter hid in a swan There's a story they tell about Venus, In Rome, a curator named Lars, I worship and fear mighty Venus, The casket's so narrow," says Hume, AOL is a bitch to log onto -- As far as the meaning of "byte," Let me tell you about CNN; Not to mention that dunce, Mr Bush What's worse, CNN finds him clever, I think you're right about that; But that CNN TV station He inquired, "Do you think there's a place Hickory Dickery Dock, Brad the cad loved his evening with Claire; I'm not telling tales out of school; There once was a network technician, To all of those people who fell My husbands glued to the screen! Spam spewing ignorant schmucks When the Info Highway comes to pass, There are no limericks today. Since this game I have started to play, I can't seem to get off the bubble;
There's a catch irrestibly cute;
To woo her, go Tristan,
It's you I insist on,
But don't cuckhold your uncle to boot!"
--- Armand E Singer 578
"The blade in the bed was ignored;
And scratch upon rocks
These words about cocks:
Man penis more mightly than sword!"
--- Armand E Singer 579
Sailed the seas in small wooden boats,
And when they raided ports, they sowed a crop of sorts,
And left to spoil in virgin soil --
Wild oats! Wild oats! Wild oats!
--- Rambling Rose
Who thought nothing in sex was verboten.
But a fucking machine,
Two nuns, trampoline,
Where the hell could he fit the goat in.
--- Steven Addleman
Said, "You are great fun to be with;
By the way, I am Thor."
She said, "Me too -- no more;
I'm tho thore that I hardly can pith."
--- Albin Chaplin Appeal 242
To his lay of the night, missing teeth:
Good morning, I'm Thor!"
"Tho am I", said the whore,
"I'm tho thore, that it hurth when I pith!"
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen
I'll bet they won't come anymore.
Lightning!...from afar!
A bolt hit their car!
I told them that my god is Thor!
--- John K Roberts P9303
Who left all the maidens so sore.
But when he met Sif,
He took her to wif,
And now he gets it no more.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Picked a girl with a lisp to be with.
Then proclaimed, "I AM THOR!"
Came a voice from the floor,
"So your Thor, I'm so thor I can't pith!"
--- John Miller 0042
She told her incredulous sister.
"Don't you know Thor's a myth?"
"That may be what he ith,
But thith myth wath a hell of a mithter."
--- Pierce Evans
Who he was, hence his great monolith.
She exclaimed, "You are Thor!"
When they got off the floor,
"I'm tho thore I don't think I can pith!"
--- Laurence U
Thomething here ith rather amyth.
The latht line I thee,
Thould probably be,
"Tho you're Thor, I'm tho thor I can't pith!"
--- Q
And it ithn't Peethee now, you know.
Making thnide little jokeths
'Bout speach-challenged folkths,
Or inthulting uth old-timerth tho.
--- John Miller Q
The almighty god known as Thor.
He was thrown in the slammer
But broke out with his hammer,
And invented the blitzkrieg-type war.
--- Neal Wilgus P8311
Who could be an incredible bore.
He'd strike churches with thunder;
With Vikings he'd plunder,
And sleep with the occasional whore.
--- Anon
He sat in his cart which he rode in,
Pulled by two goats,
With the reins to their scrotes;
The family would all try to crowd in.
--- Anon
When Thor's hammer got caught in a Mudguard.
In the North Sea they fell,
With an incredible yell,
And had to be saved by the Coast-guard.
--- Anon
Called out in a voice loud and frightening,
"I'M THOR ON MY HORSE!"
And the horse said, "Of course,
Your saddle don't fit; it needs tightening."
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
The virgin fell prey to his vice.
He came with a roar
Then told her, "I'm Thor"
She smiled: "Tho am I, but it'th nice!"
--- Sem
Where he lay with a Mexican whore.
With fourteen hours in bed
The exhausted whore said,
"Please, no more Senior Thor, I'm too sore!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0501
He mighty, but she rather flighty,
Were netted in love
From below, not above -- n
--- Lance Payne P8309
Not of the Pentates and Lares,
But acknowledged by trumpet,
Alarm and by strumpet,
And by the large number he buries.
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
Who was ever so fond of his tacos.
But with one sip of the brew,
He discovered it's true
That it's nicer to worship God Bacchus.
--- Thespus
Longed for years to be Jupiter's Semele.
She had to make do
With a pawnbroker Jew,
But by Jove, she achieved quite a femeleh.
--- Conrad Aiken
The winged guy being extra mean.
This big phony cupid;
The ultimate stupid;
He breaks hearts of many a teen.
--- Anon
Will sneak up on you when you don't see
Nor expect his sting
And what once was a fling,
All of sudden turns into big lovee.
--- Anon
Turned into a sexual demon
After praying to Hera
For various sera
Compounded of powdered goat semen.
--- John Ciardi
A thought just occured, sort of heinous:
We're talking two faces,
Which gives us the basis
To ask, "Had he only one anus?"
--- Armand E Singer 584a
A thought just occured, sort of heinous:
Along with two faces
For making grimaces,
I wonder, "Two pricks but no anus?"
--- Armand E Singer 584A
There's something about him that's heinous.
No, I don't mean the case
Of his two-sided face --
But doubling of penis or anus.
--- Armand E Singer 584B
Ye Gods! Between husband and wife?
By Jove! Don't Ju-no?
If you two'd make it go,
We too might do so in life.
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
Whose names in Greek legend are wove,
Though their frailities they mastered,
Yet each was a bastard,
All sired out of wedlock, by Jove!
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
Was locked up by her dad to her pain.
But no tower of brass
Kept a nice piece of ass
Hid forever in Jove's golden reign.
--- Lance Payne P8309
This is file pyl
Was a jealous wife, as I know you know,
But she well bore her distresses.
"Millions of mistresses!
But only one Queen, that I do know!"
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
But, dressed in full armor, alarming!
That's the reason (between us)
He breaks off with Venus,
For Venus is always disarming.
--- Lance Payne P8309
The bloodiest red one is Mars.
ARMS, MARS, AND RAMS
Are all anagrams.
Up-end M and he's God of the WARS.
--- Laurence Perrine P8309
"Considering what we have between us,
In a world rich with life.
Will you please be my wife;
You get all access to my penis!"
--- Vinnie TP9804
And he ardently wished he could kick her,
Yet couldn't subject her.
He'd toss off some nectar.
(This liquor made ichor flow quicker.)
--- Laurence Perrine P8403
When Uranus is betwixt her thighs.
By Jupiter, 'tis right,
Every Satur(n)day night,
The population of Earth multiplies.
--- Matahourus
Man from Mars, where a woman from Venus is.
He mulls on the moisture,
He'll pearl in her oisture,
While she's pondering ponderous penises.
--- Hugh Clary
Is entering her constellation,
She howls at the moon:
"Plese God, not too soon!
Just grant me a lengthly phallation."
--- SFA
Liked to stand out in sunshine and showers.
Without any toga--
The randy old roguer--
He would play pocket rugby for hours!
--- G2088
And laid Leda low on the lawn,
Pled she, "Stick your neck in,
But please do not peck in
My box, for the lining is gone."
--- Anon
Who, while taking Adonis's penis,
Exclaimed, "Whoa! my love,
Draw it back and then shove
Till there's nothing but gism between us."
--- G0215 V
Found, preserved in a cache of old jars,
The cunny of Venus,
Old Jupiters penis,
And he thinks, the left knocker of Mars.
--- G0246
The Goddess of Cunt and of Penis.
May she oft come among us
With the blessings she'd brung us,
But may she come never between us!
--- Lance Payne P8309V
"We think we've found Venus's tomb!
And also there's writing --
FROM FINGERNAIL BITING
SHE WON'T NEED TOO MUCH ELBOW ROOM."
--- Irving Superior P8309
Where's the pride in one's work ever gone to? --
All that greed -- don't you love it?
Don't bend over, they'll shove it!
Right up your ass... if they want to.
--- Writerman
Though laymen will mumble "I bite,"
Most experts concur
That "byte" is a slur,
A slur of exhorting us "buy it."
--- Anon
It's so boring, I've watched it again.
It presents only news
About Arabs and Jews,
And fatalities of U.S. men.
--- Nawahl Razak
Who's dumb face sure resembles a tush.
From New York to Paris
He can easily embarrass
When he places his ass on a cush'.
--- Nawahl Razak
For what reason, I will know never.
For he's nothing but air
And a tad bit unfair,
And quite lacking sucessful endeavor.
--- Nawahl
That Bush guy's really a frat rat.
But telling that loud
Out to all of that crowd,
May be an idea of shat.
--- Joschi
And Bush are in a deep relation,
'Cause it is bought by the gov;
And that's worse enough.
I'll end with that loud conversation.
--- Joschi
To escape to and not leave a trace?"
Quite rhetorically
Then euphorically,
He responded, "Yes, in Cyberspace!"
--- Loren Fitzhugh
Today some addresses we'll block.
The users will learn
That the network of CERN
Is not a cradle to rock.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Now of losing his job he is scared.
Her e-billet doux,
He shared with a few,
Who shared, and who shared, and who shared.
--- Election 2000
You just have to think of this rule:
Could be me, maybe you,
With a false name or two,
Who get's kicks when another we fool.
--- Frank Fazed
Who read about DIY fission.
But his ethernet blues,
Caused him to blow a fuse,
And he failed in his new fission mission!
--- Ian Lathwell
For Compuserve and AOL:
Your bill is the tip-off;
They're really a rip off!
They can both go to Internet Hell!
--- Writerman
My computer, overtaken has been!
He says he's not hooked,
But if I'm not mistook,
His protest is just a smoke-screen.
--- Julia
Trying to suck up big bucks.
They haven't a clue
When they spam me and you,
That THIS is why AOL sucks.
--- MrMalo
As usual, we'll discover, alas,
That the rich benefit,
The poor suck hind tit,
And it's paid for by our middle class.
--- James M Menger P9404
My muse has gone away.
My words will not rhyme;
I have no more time,
And the network is up anyway.
--- Anon
My goal has been one post a day.
It's getting quite tough,
I've run out of stuff,
But I'm sure that I'll find a way.
--- Puff Adder
At writing I'm having such trouble
With rhymes so obscene,
Even those that are clean,
But my efforts I promise to double.
--- Puff Adder
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