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The POLLEX on palm, if you please, Unpicked offer, POLLICITATION, "Let me in and I'll hold on," he beckoned. Optimistic POLLYANNA POLLYANNA is stupid or bright, They will slip on a spot of dog poop, A smile on their bright face reposes, I know that it is quite a wrench, POLYGLOT speaks of tongues many. That multilingual friend POLYGLOT I know a guy who curses a lot. There once was a prim POLYGLOT An autodidact POLYGLOT A POLYGLOT ought to be taught They say that my tongue is well hung, POLYHISTOR's these days polymath, There was an obese POLYHISTOR, "So!" scoffed a Ms Polyhistor, A young lady, a real POLYHISTOR, "You see, I go to great pains, A.K.A. POLYONYMOUS game, Although many scholars won't tell it, This POLYONYMOUS guy I don't need to be POLYONYMOUS Now Multi-named, POLYONYMOUS, It's very hard to bear it, POLYPHAGIA'S rather amazing POLYPHAGIA often is seen; Olympians are POLYPHYLETIC, A bit of POLYPHYLETIC POLYSYNDETON, one more time, (repitition in poetry)
Thick hairy skin like a pelt POLYVALENT shouldn't overtly describe Themes of our POLYVALENT rhyme, POMPADOUR powdered her quiff, Elvis was known to get sore Those who have great hair are more As a teenager I wore a POMPADOUR; There once was a young strutting buck; Our hero in search of amour, I, with humble modesty state, Though Papa's my name, you may gather Catholic dogma has not changed much of late. The words, "I've a headache.", PORTEND, PORTENTOUS my limericks ain't, My limericks I scribble with ease In the Senate long tenure's PORTENTOUS Politician with PORTENTOUS prose, Word synthesis making PORTMANTEAU Though cerebright and pearlcasting PORTMANTEAU words are real fine, There should be a word POSTCOCIOUS, Noah and his crew in the ark, Crepuscular storms unabated POSTDILUVIAN small fish were stuck Hermit Dave in his lonely corral One day I may die, but 'til then POSTHUMOUS, my mind it does roil, A POSTPRANDIAL walk is just silly, In old age, a joy tha I choose "Shoulders back," you hear moms say, Politicians, POSTURE will take, In posing, the poser does POSTURE, Refering to rivers, POTAMIC, While bathing in waters riparian, Mississippi, a POTAMIC mess,
May help us hitch rides with some ease.
And, as I understand,
Let prehensile band
Of primates swing through the trees.
--- Chris Papa
May be unknown solicitation
That promises "free",
But oft involves fee
That depletes recipient's station.
--- Daniel Ford
She answered, "You won't last a second."
His POLLICITATION
Promised damnation,
She was right, he silently reckoned.
--- Chris Papa
Loves her Auntie, Dolly an' a
Dog who is ugly,
Remarking smugly,
"Cutest pug in all Indiana!"
--- Daniel Ford
Faced with scenarios that might,
Frighten most souls,
They jump in dark holes;
Last words, "Everything is all right."
--- Chris Papa
Brush themselves off, and recoup.
With smile on their face,
They'll quicken the pace,
And continue the work with the scoop.
--- Chris Papa
Result of a fall now discloses,
"Shoes with doggy-doo
Are benefit to
Me, when I step on the roses."
--- Chris Papa
And likely to cause a great stench,
But I always thought
A POLYGLOT ought
To be a beginner in French.
--- Chris Papa
But if you'd extend antennae,
Though languages few,
The ideas they brew,
May sometimes make no sense in any.
--- Chris Papa
Is glad she's not had what Polly got.
That cheerful young dear
Is no longer here;
Old Roger gave her a jolly shot.
--- Daniel Ford
He can curse in many kinds of argot.
In Dutch and Hungarian,
In Czech and Bulgarian,
And twelve other tongues, a POLYGLOT.
--- Norm Brust
Whose bright mind was quite on the spot;
Many tongues she spoke,
But never a bloke
With bold tongue that could make her hot.
--- Chris Papa
Found his love life was going to pot.
He'd get quite confused
Over which word be used
To request discretely what's sought.
--- J'Carlin
In his head to organize thought
In only one tongue
Or up he'll get hung
And out of his mouth will come naught.
--- Gary Hallock
Each language I conquer's a rung.
Even out of my butt,
I'm a POLYGLOT, but
Cunna-lingua is my native tongue!
--- Clynch
Whose erudition extends to Bath,
Where in the style Roman,
He spends some time foamin'
And more harvesting sheaves with his snath.
--- Daniel Ford
Who sat on a tiny transistor,
And to his regret,
Just never could get
What caused his big fat ass to blister.
--- Chris Papa
"You men think that of the vista
Of knowledge, you're lords;
The know-alls are us broads.
The word should be poly-miss-tor."
--- Avi
Told off a groping young mister,
"I don't care too much
For your wandering touch.
Save such sex for a slut sister."
--- Chris Papa
To bed young fellows with brains.
But your are a-focus
In penis head locus,
Where naught but sex pleasure pertains."
--- Chris Papa
Convienient alias frame,
Used by those smart perps,
Which justice usurps,
By hiding to escape the blame.
--- Chris Papa
Bard William did several ways spell it.
But what's in a name?
'Taint Shakespeare to blame;
POLYONYMOUS authors would sell it.
--- Gary Hallock
Had aliases, you wonder why.
Polyonymous he,
Who liked love quite free,
And earned label of "Super Fly."
--- Chris Papa
And I don't want to be anonymous.
One name in good form;
In fact, it's the norm,
So that's my position, eponymous.
--- Norm Brust
Is with con-man quite synonymous,
Who's destroying trust
With his greedy lust
And reducing sense autonomous.
--- Daniel Ford
When you have to munch on a carrot
And stick to routine
Making you lean
But losing in this game has merit.
--- Barb
And rather akin to herds grazing.
One bite leads to another;
Climb on scales, and "Oh Brother!"
You're in for some dietary hazing.
--- Barb
Polydipsia's there too, I ween,
In the diabetic,
With symptoms frenetic,
In need of a blood sugar screen.
--- Chris Papa
Obviously also athletic,
But some track events
Performed by those gents
Is equivalent to anesthetic.
--- Norm Brust
Although it can be quite pathetic,
Might be at the pound
Or wandering around,
Looking for home sympathetic.
--- Maggie
Used again, and used in rhyme,
Used up till the end,
Used on foe and friend,
On latter, if used, it's a crime.
--- Chris Papa
Left dirty is as a dead smelt;
With enough pounding
Of hair on the mounding,
Polytrichous mat can be felt. (Hirsute)
--- Daniel Ford
Relations of mayor-council tribe,
But on closer look
Find more than on schnook
Who will electorate's trust circumscribe.
--- Larry McGrath
This is file jwl
Sardonic, with jibes sublime.
They deflfate large ego,
And as far as we go,
Are salacious a deal of the time.
--- Chris Papa
For Louis, who just liked to sniff.
She used curly wiles
In rococco styles
To greatly assist the royal stiff.
--- Chris Papa
If you messed with his POMPADOUR.
He's recomb it with care,
Replacing each hair,
Then pop a pill from his vast store.
--- Norm Brust
Inclined to sport a POMPADOUR.
Large standing waves
Attention craves.
I'll bet they also, pomp adore.
--- Gary Hallock
Lots of hair and waves galore.
But now there's just skin,
Smooth as a shark's fin.
How I yearn for those days of yore.
--- Norm Brust
Can't say he had much courting luck.
This during times
Of rock and roll chimes
And babes tresses like asses of duck.
--- Larry McGrath
Bought new look for himself, POMPADOUR.
Now when mirror's passed,
He stops long to gaze fast;
Has now found true love evermore.
--- Larry McGrath
Through aegis of birth-naming fate,
When I speak, you see,
It's Papal Decree,
Though I never do PONTIFICATE.
--- Chris Papa
To PONTIFICATE with Papal blather,
Is game I eschew.
Between me and you,
To hob-nob with sinners I'd rather.
--- Chris Papa
Will male dominance ever abate?
One day I hope
To see a female pope,
Named Katherice and called Pontiff Kate.
--- Norm Brust
That on your own side you will spend,
A cool night in bed,
And when all is said,
Won't have your way in the end.
--- Chris Papa
Though some may be described as quaint.
Often below the belt,
I just wrote what I felt.
I certainly am not a saint.
--- Barrie Eksteen
And write pretty much as I please.
It's not stuff PORTENTOUS,
More likely licentious;
No storm, it is more like a breeze.
--- Chris Papa
And they rise for long speeches pretentious.
With ideas bereft
Observers are left,
With impressions of many dementias.
--- J'Carlin
In the old Senate chamber arose
To filibuster
The sleeping cluster
Of colleagues, while Time itself froze.
--- Chris Papa
May not yield the sounds of bel canto.
But in its fashion,
Such word rehashin'
Makes neologisms pro tanto.
--- Daniel Ford
May be short-lived or long-lasting.
Cocksure and swellhead
Survive at the wellhead
And need no further forecasting.
--- Daniel Ford
Made by cerebright minds, such as mine.
Though others don't ken,
I use now and then,
Pearl casting for some of the swine.
--- Chris Papa
For those oldsters meritocious;
Young beyond their years,
Sharper than their peers,
Though some may become glaucocious.
--- Daniel Ford
Had to put up with growl, grunt and bark.
By they all felt groovy in
That period POSTDILUVIAN,
When the sun broke through the clouds dark.
--- Norm Brust
Came, vespertine, and inundated
My yard. POSTDILUVIAN
My soil needs improvin',
For it's been severely downgraded.
--- Gary Hallock
On a mountain top, covered with muck.
They dried thin and wispy
With tubers sun-crispy.
In a bag, fish and chips, ten a buck.
--- Elois
Is never in need of a gal.
His urges are met
As good as you get,
By service from POSTHUMOUS pal.
--- Chris Papa
Many more witty verses I'll pen.
So that when I'm dead,
And those lines are read,
They'll say I'm posthumorous again.
--- Gary Hallock
As over its meaning I toil,
The word seems to me,
Unbelievably,
To deal with the mailing of soil.
--- Chris Papa
Especially if the landscape is hilly.
Better to take a rest;
Use your energy to digest.
And later you can exercise your willy.
--- Norm Brust
Is meat finished off with some booze.
So after I dine,
It sets me up fine
To take my postprandial snooze.
--- Chris Papa
As children grow from day to day!
"Walk tall and walk proud,"
I've said it out loud!
"Don't slouch! Or your POSTURE will pay!"
--- Maggie
And many false promises make.
They raise the sure hopes
For votes of poor dopes,
Who'll later find out, it's all fake.
--- Chris Papa
Imposing a vold in imposture,
Which means to deceive
Until roll receive;
Beware of his attitude cocksure.
--- Daniel Ford
Describes flowing streams quite dynamic.
To go with the flow
In DC, you know,
Makes Potomic floods panoramic.
--- Daniel Ford
You're "laving POTAMIC" and therein,
You'll go with the flow
Which is Volga, you know,
Unless you're a Russo-Hungarian.
--- Gary Hallock
Won't stay in its course, more or less.
And sweeps its great mud
To form delta crud,
Meaning both land and folks, I guess.
--- Chris Papa
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