Limeric Index

"ABORTIONS" through "ART - DANCE"

ABORTIONS

Hintz, a wince.	morn, ladies forlorn,	Milpitas, treat us,
Cort, a sport;	Guinea, her pinny.	proportion, protest abortion.
erratic; stand, dogmatic.	dumb, own come,	adject- my magic)
net, and yet	mirth; at birth!'	brain? feel pain?
killing? find fulfilling!	maybe, are crazy.	easy. not queasy.
miss, a kiss.	face, to trace	pay, getting away.
year, into gear,	fan, they can.	contortion, of proportion.
Porson, amatory contortion,	proportions, contraceptive precautions,	plain; great pain.
Lee, taunting P.T.	festers, divest her.	Ellie, her belly.

ABORTIONS - CHOICE

Boyce, soft voice.	Lunt, a hunt.	berated; so jaded!
abortion, and distortion.	vaunted, tragically haunted	rejected, is neglected
implicit: illicit --	please, criminal disease	congeals, everyone feels,
hero; or Nero.	thief, in Chief!	upon? or con.
NOW, than chow.	born? next morn,	Mort, onliest sport.
said, one's head.	art, a tart.	burned, is spurned;
slow, does grow.	choice, her voice.	smiled, though beguiled
thirst, be cursed.	Wade! get laid.	-- starts abroad.
Hill, the pill.	true, trimester two.	debate, I hate.
us. treat us	agree, history --	born? Don Juan.
us, defeat us.	thwarted, harlots cavorted.

ABORTIONS - INEPT

Polk, cosmic joke;	contortion, furtive abortion.	Fran, young man.
Madrid, a kid.	Madrid, a kid.	McMinns, her sins.
stew; to do.	two, and Sue.	Jack, her crack.
nice? a trice!"	death, first breath	way, DNA
prod, often trod:	see, not me!	luck, be stuck.
Wright, for spite.	Spencer, dispense her	Dozier, (willow switch)
Harriet, carry it.	Cork, the stork.	Jesus, with tweezers.

ADULTRY - HAPPY

careless, are heirless.	romance. by chance.	done, great fun.
ignore; harden before	house; my spouse.	place, meeting face-to-face.
trees, your knees.	pace, this race.	bring, to swing.
Unity, with impunity;	cried. he replied.	estate, man's mate.
affray; did play.	reamings, upper-crust leanings.	plied, linger inside;
fling? they swing;	adieu, for you.	Hal, his pal.
Ives, the hives;	tarried, quite harried;	Stan, young man;
here, somewhat clear.	early, his girlie?	squirm, miserable worm,
Queen; is keen,	can", devious plan:	fray, quatre melee--
man, Fran's Stan;	Meek, a week.	Brutus, hoot us,
taught: praiseworthy thought.	neglect; would expect.	home, never roam.
Inuit, I intuit	Strauss. your spouse."	Stacey, chase me.
Frye, the sly,	Bess, said, "Confess!	fire, greatly admire
actress, of malefactress;	Sue, quite blue;	say, not gay,
true; the news.	Maine, the brain.	life, any strife,
enough, that's tough!	O'Grady, named Sadie,	Cline, accidental design.
well-fed, in bed:	fuss; should discuss.	true, a screw.
Fife, some strife;	sluts; their butts.	cool, love tool;
line. said Cline.	weekending, that's offending.	Frinks, strong drinks.
Nome, at home,	Toro, could borrow.	Manhasset, important facet
Black. a fact.	find, woman's behind.	explain. the rain.
tattered, been battered.	sweaters, get her;	bite, night --
ruse, and shoes,	screw, not overdo.

ADULTRY - HAPPY - FEMALE

Ned, he said...	Lar, a jar.	Belgrade, the Crusade.
poem; will foam.	Cruse, not abuse.	Virginian, North Carolinian.
Purdue, and untrue.	O'Neal, afternoon deal.	frustration! sweet copulation,
affair, and bare.	there? you, dear."	'crew', at two."
diner; a whiner.	spawn, far gone.	night, stallion's delight.
luck. a fuck,	home. all alone?"	while," innocent smile.
askance, my pants."	inquire, Misses McGuire...	Joan, the phone.
decision. has risen.	great! in weight.	Fife, of strife.
Faber; much labor.	Bunce, hot cunts.	think, pussy stink.
orgasm, has 'em.	McWing, delirious thing.	Gloucester, bossed her,
Rock, little stock,	flyin'; pumping iron."	Woodstock, his block.
affair, evening prayer.	aisle, said, "I'll	Fyfe, his life.
Blore, a store.	Dot, La Motte.	McCants, my pants.
Filk, of silk,	Bates, he dates.	Brown, into town,
garrison, a Saracen.	Brandon, and demandin'.

ADULTRY - HAPPY - MALE

Baker, dolly maker,	back, "Listen, Mack,	wife, from Fife
cutie; for duty,	Ostend, her friend.	Bill, feeling ill.
way, wife, Kay.	that, room mat.	nous, a louse.
fat!" for that	wife, your life."	con. put upon."
deprive' least five,	harry, to tarry.	blues, to choose
Day, go away,	wide, low tide.	lack, the knack.
nice. better twice.	lake, all quake.	thought; been taught.
Wyoming, the gloaming;	Fyfe, quarrelsome wife,	trade, gay blade.
Dare, an affair.	Heather, stormy weather,	said. were wed."
misses, and kisses.	Cleft, was bereft.	life; some strife.
Leeds, my seeds	seed, dirtiest deed;	right, at night
pleases, say, Jesus!	he, too picky.	bed, her, said,
Tids; Yids --	strong, probably wrong	reason, and freezin'
d'amour? a bore?

ADULTRY - RESPONSE

view, a screw	exhibition, from tradition.	consent, outrageous event.
pass, to harass.	cope, greater scope.	unperplexed, have sexed.
greet, manner discreet.	prepare, the pair.	installs, who sprawls,
grunt, the brunt	scowl, most foul.	bend, her friend.
luck!" cuntlapper suck	shock, will gawk,	stew; is through.
it, her thicket,	flushes, he rushes	stare, fucker prepare
dash, so brash.	forn- 'til dawn.	suppose, her hose
car, and bar,	Seaver, strange beaver.	-- been scheming
whore, the door.	annoyed. am unemployed.	away. him say:
dear?" pretty queer.	her," Lem Toffer.	fling, did sing,
pardon. Paradise Garden."	vicious, very pernicious.	Wyoming, was roaming.
shame, the same,	dawn, the lawn.	roam; did foam.
sung, I'd swung.	sense, most intense:	mingle, and single.
Lowe, Saint Jo.	sack, her back,	fancy, of Nancy,
Howe, his frau,	Harris, in Paris,	class, to pass.
Corso, more so.	wet. of sweat.	Gander, to philander,
abound. I've found	folly, named Jolley.

ADULTRY - SAD

old, getting cold,	man; friend Anne.	said, me dead
catch. I'll dispatch."	Dan, a man.	observation, modern nation.
penetration, cuckholding administration;	cool, my rule.	spices, those prices!
Quinn, Mrs Flynn.	work, a jerk,	slack, heart attack
uproar, the store,	Heather, stormy weather,	bold; its cold.
alack; coming back.	Redemption, encountered preemption	mind, will find,
returned, that burned.	Duluth, was uncouth...	Southend, loving weekend.
gears. her tears.	motel; a hotel.	Pete, to meet.
told, on hold.	drive, by five;	known, the bone
ticket, would picket.	jail, as bail.	go, and fro.
commotion; slow motion.	Susan; always excusin'.	tucker, her succor,
dalliance, in abeyance.

ADULTRY - SAD - FEMALE

screen, be seen!	Corso, wore so?"	honeymoon, a goon...
door, no whore.	Bract, grim fact.	Liz, in Biz.
guile, the aisle.	adultery, the butlery,	ruler, with Abdullah.
Fife, his life.	Keating, terrible beating.	bush, her tush,
static; too idiosyncratic.	erratic, sexual fanatic.	Rome, leave home.
d'hotel, to hell!	friend, will spend	Gray, to lay.
late; in fate.	Keith, beggars belief.	Zack, to "crack".
dine, specify time.	four, themselves sore.	poorly, most demurely;
numbly, her bumly.	"Mrs., your krs.,	Syrian, peering in
Thrace, his place?)	Bay, by day.	degree, to flee.
name, a game,	Napoli, so crappily,	closet, guy, juxtaposit.
Thyme, henious crime.	shogun, sexual slogan:	Stein; did pine.
Tibet; the net.	Uprightly, and nightly.	Soame, in Rome.
planned; can't understand	dresses, all messes.	cocks; the rocks.
sweet, a cheat.	sad, his dad.	Wayber, his neighbor.
Jock, his block,	jizz, gee whiz!	"Senor, closet door,
bed, who said,	Hame, did proclaim.	Finn, get in
Brutus, hoot us,	Ellis, exceedingly jealous.	Louis, a Jewess;
nooner, there sooner;	Max, and relax.	Fife, his wife.
widgets; a midget.	cough, man off.	Basing, was amazing;
Jim; bit dim.	core, oak door.

ADULTRY - SAD - MALE

care, Au Pair.	rife; a knife.	facts; really lacks.
core; no more.	Bernie, interesting journey,	range, to change,
busted, become rusted.	booked, been hooked.	wife, were rife.
Loring, was scoring;	Under, torn asunder	life; skin fife.
lay, the day.	truck, shoot duck.	fun. the run.
James, romantic games;	Plum, did hum.	consolement; in foment.
trees; the breeze.	jaw, a saw.	Burr, a cur!
alone. the phone.	dead, in bed.	buck, my luck;
please; me wheeze.	laid, the shade;	Anheuser, a geyser,
Pate, quite late.	Peru, to screw.	had; your pad.
Quinn, adulterous sin	sin, Kimberly Quinn,

ALPHABET LISTING

Annie, her granny.	before, effort foreswore.	face; I embrace;
Feet; Griddle, Greet;	); his lash.	Polite; or Quite.
rain; and Vein;	fear) give ear!	waning, energy draining.
architecture; am sure,	delight, the night!	Cute; winter's suit.
coy, beautiful boy;	who, to do;	here, does appear.
why, are shy!	Daughter, sought her;	he, true Chivalry.
Hop-time, tip-top time;	Leg-is-la-tor, Eastern Shore;	devotion; poetical notion.
Career; this Queer?	Station, blank desolation;	although, a propos.
So-ci-etee, ladies Hap-pee;	repute, King Canute).	eXamination, intense tribulation;
Bridget, a fidget.	Charlie, and barley.	say, the way.
purr; and Grrrrr.	wart), a tort.	spice; quite nice!
U, beautiful View.	be... Zuider Zee?	complete, my feet.
speak. truly unique.	line. that's fine.	dread, wittily said,
flamingo, "By jingo!	Greek, device mnemnonic;	atom; portfolio datum.
small, EPSILON called;	THETA, will cater;	gays; by surveys.
"o", the ratio	SIGMA; the stigma	science; place reliance;
Hannah, bad manner.	Ida, from cider.	Jack, a hack.
Lena, ferocious hyena;	leopard, a shepherd;	squalid, awfully pallid,
void. greatly enjoyed.	slot. so hot.	use. you lose.
see. were 3.	eyes"; of ties.	toes. one nose!
gun. their fun.	eleven, 7th heaven.	hear, players appear.
game. the claim.	A, meanins convey:	two. is true
word. when heard.	D. very fan-cy.	sea, with "KG"
decay. the day.	string. powerful thing.	dt's, of H3s.
'me'. to see,	hook. the book.	K, or weigh.
nifty! means fifty.	find.. schooled mind.	gender. of November.
hate. we inflate.	store. not before.	Q. all do.
school. pharmacist's tool.	slip! a ship.	be. a tee.
device, think twice.	bar. a car.	'm' an 'n'.
choose, we use.	'yes". I guess.	abuse, to use.
Molly, thought melancholy.	Nat, best hat.	glad, be sad.
Paul, at all.	bore, the score.	long. to belong.
"w". "double u".	"k" is ocay.	"r". the "ah".
you, into "cue",	virtuoso. grow so,

ANATOMY - BEAUTY

bituminous. exquisitely luminous.	COLLYRIUM, to Myriam,	passes, wear glasses;
Trish, every wish.	park, a lark.	Trudy, exceptional beauty.
he, screwed. He	Trudy; true, see,	whore; nothing more;
Krasnoyarsk, would ask,	Englander, to meander.	unreal, man appeal.
care, to stare.	snotty, and body.	rebuttal, too subtle.
heels! few feels.	behind, your mind.	true. genius IQ.
zany, you're brainy,	paraphernalia; come-on regalia!	Baccanalia, depraved Saturnalia,
faces; any places.	obscene, beauty queen	picked, and quick.
know, - Lo!	Delight, fiery bright,	Fenster; incensed her.
Cotter, Chief's daughter.	wait; it's Kate.	granted, gaze enchanted.
me, on me,	going? heart growing	endeavour, to sever;
Uttoxeter! at her.	seen, so clean.	high! of thigh,
Claridge, people disparage...	view, disturbance anew;	see, of debauchery;
evermore, folks deplore;	connive, a fix,	OK, a NAY.
diverse, so perverse,	some. the bum;	Steiner, Chesapeake Diner,
Gault, a fault.	one. just stun.	corso, her torso.
fine, were divine.	Corso, well-muscled torso;	lot. are hot.
twat? you've got!	strode, I slowed,	say, this way!
Laraine, as plain.	effulgent, be indulgent;	Shirley, being burley.
Carlisle, her smile,	Treadwell, head swell,	chick; to pick.
graces, for embraces.	Valetta, be better.	known, are grown.
Anjou, her hue.	seems, a dream.	lass, nonentity ass,
clits. small zits.	Lister, kissed her;	Bruno, of Juno;
won, from Verdun,	rage, contestants teenage;

ANATOMY - CRANIAL

Mews, abominable news;	head, I said:	Mews, abominable news:
ACEPHALOUS, death callous,	sleepy, legend creepy,	Pierre, his hair.
"Drat! a hat."	brain, is plain.	thinked; quite succinct,
brain, you pain.	again, to train.	please, delicate squeeze;
divulge, lobotomy bulge	Annie: quite canny.	Annie: quite canny.
confused? he enthused.	Mum: a chum.	fatter, you shatter
head. them read,	fear, my ear.	-- giants holler.
Paul, too small.	Kilblane, the rain.	where, inhibiting fear
smegma." beg Ma.	Scole, the coal,	maligned, will find,
again, But then?	head, and dead.	Fred, he said,
Morgan!" von Sorgen.	brain; not complain.	Spain, a brain.
Italy, somewhat bitterly;	Baird, badly impaired,	Blass, his class,
snail, a pail,	bucket. luck it	specifics, highly prolifics
brain, of refrain.	gain!" of brain,	trick, big brick.
scholar, and smaller.	Lahore, in store.	Ned, to bed.

ANATOMY - EXCRETORY

Datsun. hots, son.	lass, of glass.	Howells, ultraclean bowels.
owls, he howls.	Haitian, his ration.	humbling, much grumbling;
elementary. the entry,	said. turned red.	Thmith, to pith,
Nutz, pederast ruts.	Chase, in place.	Tampers, "happy campers";
Newcastle, remarkable parcel.	Rossetti, and petty.	Jack, had lack.
pinker, a stinker.	Buckingham, fucking 'em;	Buckingham, sucking 'em.

ANATOMY - FACIAL

Max, of wax.	dimples, with pimples.	hot, more spots,
face, scrotal space,	eyes, epidermis, likewise.	blue, roseate hue.
seek, rays wreak,	leaks, for weeks,	trouble, or stubble,
dimple, simply simple.	cheeks, of weeks;	epidermis, term is,
jockey, be pocky;	Messleuch, often untrue.	class, so crass.
Trace, her face.	quo, I'll bestow.	unclear, my ear.
nose, I suppose.	Montrose, a rose.	Dunbarton, a Spartan.
Hyatt, exceedingly quiet.	Bertie, be dirty.	Chicago, buzz-saw go.
pits, her zits.

ANATOMY - FACIAL - EARS

years, worst fears	Frears, their ears.	dear. is clear.
afraid! young maids,	Brock, a crock;	moo, to you,
Bronx, big conx.	wed, for bed:	distressing; me guessing.
Weir, each ear;	it; whispering shit	subjected, they're protected
Tangier, handsome ear.	Office, store office.	Thrums, what comes
thunk, the trunk.	wax, verbal attacks.	ears, the years.
Algiers, his ears.	squeaking, and leaking,	Skeeter, play follow-the-leader.
Greer, was queer.	lugger, to bugger,	Skipper, slip her
fears, in tears;	large, full-loaded barge.	lass, and harass,
Phil, was nil.	here, really clear	Hassis, the masses,
ass, for alas,	pink. I think."	see, agree --
Reames, singular schemes.	Sunny, was funny.	Tennessee, did see.
Job, heavy globe.	Belize, to sneeze.	Blacksea, tremendously waxy.
Beers, her ears;

ANATOMY - FACIAL - EYES

ecstatic! longer erratic.	Fay, a day.	Kent, she went,
magazine, ever seen.	flat, a bat:	bat, his hat,
kind, my mind;	decide, mom cried.	McKay, my way.
mean, to lean.	eyes; same size.	are, are --
(thighs?) and size.	Flint, horrible squint.	Whitehead, was blighted.
Doris, named Boris.	face, of place.	Whextable, am flextable."
Smetna, from Aetna.	blind, suddenly find;	O'Toole, of Drumboole;
bare, nice pair.	money, her cunny.	Sue; to unscrew.
Beener, dry cleaner.	(Manchester) a gale.	Grace, strange place.
collision, utmost derision,	fight, my sight.	Natchez, with patches.
Fullbright, at night.	McCalls, St. Pauls,	Wright; with sight;
kind; old mind.	day, NYCTALOPIA away,	Ned, his head.
said, her head.	vision, watch television."	true, something new.
Maggie, atrociously baggy.	see, like me;	Rye, her eye.
eyes, or size,	soul; to behold.	Sy, a guy.
Forbes, of orbs;	eyes, hideous size.	eyes, extraordinary size.
White, one night;	Vandyke, slightly oblique,	Guy; the eye.

ANATOMY - FACIAL - MOUTH

pretty, that's witty;	chums, just hums.	utter, not stutter;
conthinueth, hith thinewth,	Mysore, protuberant jaw.	arouse, and carouse.
cryptical, ancient Egyptical,	Blick, transoceanic lick.	Young, Top Rung."
flung, quite young.	Jarrow, exceedingly narrow.	Devore, much more:
Boddington-Phipps, his lips.	Kent, and bent;	over-bite, gloves overnight.
long? are gone.	bliss, always is.)	Flip, to strip.
Moto, grow to.	South, immoderate mouth;	Ida, and wider.

ANATOMY - FACIAL - NOSE

anosmic; because, Mick;	Rose, the nose.	beak; could speak.
Rose, his nose;	snoot; of cute.	Marge, quite large.
Caesar, Roman sneezer,	Belize, a sneeze.	Jayne, cleavage again.
by, They'll try	friend, its bend.	spent, hospital tent.
nare, anything there.	distressing, lady's undressing,	Roselle, of smell;
rose, father's nose--	Melrose, his toes;	man, a fan.
Montrose, sensitive nose.	dew, horrible flu.	Leek, a beak.
Mose, large nose.	trunks, drunken skunks.	intelligence, than elephants.
Lomocks, a muskox's.	Moses, peculiar noses.	maid, great shade.
Wells, marketing smells;	head? in bed.	nose, your toes?
Kent, terribly bent.	Jeter, a peter.	cricket. "sticky wicket."
Montrose, his clothes.	Prickett, pick it.	car! you are
Bernares, all unawares,	Leaner; a weiner.	Josie, was rosy.
Brown, not down;	Mose, his nose.	Wilkes-Barre, a star.
Rose, extra toes;	Costral, outpourings rostral.	blows! your nose?
nose, "I propose	suppose. only knows.)	Rose; My nose
expose, your nose.	goes. you Rose,	prose, at Joe's.
Belgravia, to Flavia.	Peake, can speak),	Devon, had seven;
woes, his nose.	Tralee, a bee.	Kelling, terrible swelling!"
Rose, her nose.	Pique, prominent beak.	Moses, two noses.
Ebeneezer! please her.	knows, bulbous nose.	Rose, large hose.
Rose, long nose.	Horn, a thorn;	Kent, and bent;

ANATOMY - FACIAL - TEETH

Reading, the bedding,	Blackheath, false teeth.	commute, en route.
Crewe, the loo.	Heath, false teeth.	Heath, false teeth.
Duluth, front tooth;	Leith, furious teeth.	embraces, trysting places,
thirst-quencher, adventure.	Chief, corned beef;	Beth, her breath,
floozie, named Susie;	whore, or more	West, her chest,
heath, Beneath	debentures, arcane adventures,	screeds, mouth freed,
night, ultra-violet light,	day, Heath way,	Neath, a heath.
his, it is.	Current, but weren't.	Estelle, southern belle,
Jack, Doris's crack;	Townes, Epsom Downs.	Keith, nor beneath.
Wodgem, a dodgem.	lisp, so crisp,	Bantry, the pantry,
such; a touch.	Tarentum, bent 'em.	uncanny, respectable granny.
Blackheath, false teeth.	nobby, of kohlrabi.	Scott, with rot.
seen, so gleam.	Keith, of teeth;	Duluth, in youth.
Keith, down beneath,	Totton, thin cotton,	bar, by far.
Crewe, the stew.	itch; a bitch.	Keethly, teeth lay.
Purvis, damn nervous.	Flushing, for brushing.	Keith, the heath.
Keith, luminous teeth.	beneath, named Keith;	Davy, the Navy.
Argenta, her dentia.	teeth, said: "Pleath,	sore, of before--
Hethersett, weather set,	youth, a tooth.	Duluth, one tooth.
Booth, very uncouth,	Luther, even uncouther;	Wan, terrible yawn;
on, twist on	Neath, her teeth.	Clift, a lift.
feeling, less healing.	Leith, remarkable teeth;	face, the place
Flushing, the brushing.	pale?" granddaughter Gayle,	Peekskill, her will.
Havana, a piana;	hallucination, premature ejaculation.	Keithley, teeth lay.
glances, had chances,	come, to plumb,	Quebec, a check.
Carl, a snarl,	teeth. perils beneath	willin', than fillin',
licked, I picked,	end, a friend."	right, at night,
way, and decay,	chair, in despair,	teeth, waters beneath.
bequeath, dental wreath,

ANATOMY - FAT

"svelte", a belt!	obese, weight decrease:	tons, Ms Munze.
steroids, like spheroids.	glitches, in stitches.	that, nothing flat,
late, your plate."	find, your mind.	chair, de terre.
attack; come back.	henylpropylamine, very lean.	peace; being obese.
sup, your cup,	thin, double chin,	genes, other means?
thin! have been.	Sunday; and holidays.	been, fashionably thin.
thinner, for dinner;	passed, damned fast,	Orkin, and dorkin'.
scary! mirror, unwary,	Minner, for dinner.	dated, portions unabated;
Beetie, overnight sweetie,	way, play --	pleasure, at leisure.
unkind, I find.	fated; look belated;	with, thin with.
do; my shoe.	beans, other means	blimp, a limp.
clerical, were gastro-enterical.	oz. not pronoz.;	ridges, on bridges,
Jo, her toe.	Cologne, did bemoan.	Troon, to swoon.
Mongolia, less holia.	plumpy, or lumpy.	bellhop, ever wife-swap.
pig" too big.	Lovett, I covet.	gait; be late.
fate, much weight.	me, human dichotomy,	mirth, my girth.
Oberon, pullover on.	Treadwell, sled well."	saturated, now berated;
Kuwait, great weight.	that, or fat.	Manhattan, extravagant pattern.
haste, The taste	Kate, my fate.	dreamed, ice cream.
Dot, a lot	sated, youth debilitated.	comply, may decry

ANATOMY - FAT - FATTER

Jones, and scones.	Clyde, unbelievably wide,	tracks, many snacks;
'wimmen' go swimmin'.	Myrtle, a girdle	Calais, a bidet,
pounds. said, "Zounds!	fat, she sat.	Bali; she tally.
Kay, opposite way.	Corrie, me sorry.	Marge, terribly large,
Peters, in metres;	Firth, tremendous girth,	melt! my pelt;
Patterson, fatter, son."	find, his mind	Belfast, came last.
nipples, cellulite stipples!	upswing, will bring.	state; life overweight.
Peru, as Ragu.	qualified, bride doublewide;	unthinkable, is drinkable.
It, found it.

ANATOMY - FAT - FEMALE

fly, the sky.	Listowell, and soul.	gym; get slim.
easy, believe me!	overweight, blind date.	Piscataway, fat away;
means, jelly beans.	photographer; of her.	Gail, a whale.
Fran, overweight clan.	Black, Big Mac,	lass; en masse;
Kim, herself slim.	despair, the fair.	Owen, for Boein'.
women! a brimmin'.	sinner, for dinner.	Patty, be catty.
filo, bacony pillow,	Wootton, foot on.	hear, without fear.
Penn, age ten;	Bermuda; Lady Buddha;	Foley, but slowly;
right," now write.	Naze, with stays.	Jade; she weighed.
heard, always averred	Bath, bridal path,	Yreka, freak ya;
Bois, of avoirdupois.	Krinkle, urine "tinkle."	calorie, young Valerie.
Dorset, size corset.	unkind; she dined."	bridge, Aunt Midge;
Bug, large UGH.	adiposity, man's animosity.	defined, his mind.
abounds; their rounds.	Marge, a barge.	gear, hat, dear."
Barrow, eating marrow;	Kent, ungracious lament:	Hyde, a bride.
planned," Sally Sand.	Candle, to dandle;	Johore, a door;
glass, and ass.	gold-digger, all snigger.	accounts, favorite mounts.
Mallory; a calorie.	"frump"; the rump"	Flo, capital "O".
mothers, to others.	away; that sashay.	espy; glistening eye.
chat; too fat.	Carol, wearing apparel.	fat. fell, SPLAT!
Kate, pounds overweight;	Brum, her tum.	geek; she'd seek.
sinner, calorie dinner.	Meeks, lady's cheeks,	Treadwell, fed well;
played; they swayed,	Lundys, her undies,	under, like thunder!
know, to go;	Louise, a trapeze,	lass, great mass.
spent, lovely dent,	time, the line.	Ross, her loss.
women, been hymning,	-- she oughter.

ANATOMY - FAT - MALES

convex; good sex.	worth, the earth.	Amazon, his gramazon.
Bruce, to reduce.	STRIPLING, washboards rippling.	lean, and obscene.
"Bear" to wear.	Montserrat, he sat.	Bob, ugly slob.
fleet, could compete.	Lodger; old codger;	noted, thickly coated.
Clyde, he died.	requires, your desires.	L, powerful smell.
Clyde, successfully hide.	great; was eight.	state, overly stout.
Dundee, himself constantly.	Nantucket, fuck it."	Gerrard, the yard.
giggling, his jiggling,	fat; all that.	bath, to laugh.
Skibbereen, abnormally lean;	Calcutta, with butter.	"Swimming, of slimming.
gym; than him.	son), the ton	Kelly, the deli,
Delhi, his belly.	Harry, is wary;	-- so fat,
fat, old rat.	up, pasta sup.	tun, as one.
ROTUND; a cumberbund.	overweight, a mate.	shout! beyond doubt.
Caius, the knees;	Abie, stones, maybe;	Minnie: New Guinea.
pal, pretty gal.	Gayle, without fail,	Lounds, of bounds.
he, belly --	Reece, the police.	Jim, be slim.
shout: you lout!"	Bone) his knee.	Hurst, not athirst;

ANATOMY - FAT - NOT SCREWED

Yon, strictly non.	Harder, regard her.	blue, we're through.
Daisy, men crazy.	Bower, into flower,	seducible, obese, irreducible.
Daisy, men crazy.	York, this pork.	Stample, were ample,
Beecher; fat creature.	Puritan, a ton.	Nick, a picnic.
Gump, a jump.	Wyatt, to diet.

ANATOMY - FAT - SCREWED

boards, in hordes.	bold, I'm told.	binge, not cringe
say, sexual play;	Greece; than fleece;	plump; feminine frump
me. o' me.	Pat, prodigiously fat.	White, all right."
fat, all that?	pounds! this sounds	Scringe, a binge.
Inge, a binge.	Pat, a slat.	Toronto, want to,"
Lew, to screw.	Hattie, the fatty;	Patty, a fatty.
eyes, great size,	Gold, and bold.

ANATOMY - FAT - VIEW BLOCKED

while, of style.	Mars, candy bars.	best; and breast.
bath; a laugh,	tea; got me.	good. I could.
Lucille, every meal.	pounds; feet around.	lifted, and sifted
Stan, a van.	Reese, ladies obese;	I-- my fly--
shah, a spa,	Lee, waist sixty-three.	beam, would seem.
beer, oh, dear.

ANATOMY - FAT - ZSERIES

Platt, say that	Linn, her skin	weight, said, "Great!
statuesque, curves Rubenesque.	spare, under there.	cake, rare steak,
mile, the pile,	squeeze, your knees	duck, a suck.
potato, not know.	brown; he frowns.	mud. his blood.
pound; and brown.	hose? I suppose.	fat, is at.
meat, smells sweet?	at! kitty cat!	thighs, she lies,
McTeas, his knees;	chat; look fat?"	dear. I hear.
say... cheese tray?	afficionado, of lard-o.	'lucidation, above appellation,
size, cause rise?	ago, would blow.	fleshed, rounded, yes.
now, a cow,	that, and fat.	recover, heavyset lover;
stop. her crop,	Bruges, and huge.	red, her head.
better. a letter.	letter, tight sweater!	fare; red hair.
OK. good lay.	prize, her thighs.	boater; tote her.
thin, little chagrin,	got, foot yacht.	sore, the oar.
pillow: a willow.	some, you gum?	hair, so fair.
desire, hot fire;	lass, the grass.	size, it's wise
bed; giving head;	Petard, one yard,	pinch, obese wench.
blubbery, corsetry rubbery.	outstanding, glad handing,

ANATOMY - FEET

exposiery, silk hosiery.	Pete, ladies feet.	Rose. hairy toes.
Maloney, incredibly bony.	Dallas, sizable callus.	peat, without meat,
circum- work 'em.	Way, every day.	Frank, good prank.
feet; and petite;	vamp. a tramp.	cramp; a champ;
mud. a dud.	dine, something fine;	loony. all pruny?
clue, you do?	error! a carer.	Bow, my toe.
Dean, a yellowy-green.	suppose, opposable toes!	suppose, opposable toes!
reminiscin', was missin',	Rose, her woes.	-- planned it.
spot, I've got.	clean, sexual machine.	nose, in rows.
warns, gaily adorns,	fail; hot-water pail,	feels; skin peels.
you. turned blue?	sweet, a treat.	Montrose, bothersome toes;
sock, the dock.	Helsinki, terribly stinky.	Ooze, oversized shoes.
irrelevant, an elephant.	feet. exceeding petite,	far, boys, are
feet, limericks sweet.	Ryde, often untied,	snows, my toes;
great, of slate,	Montrose, peculiar toes.	feet, incredibly neat.
feet, most elite;	neat; a beat.	feet; quite replete.
toes, in rows.	tool; them, fool!	meet, bacterial sheet,
zest, his guest.	rock, one sock.	Cohoes, had woes
Portuguese, dreadful disease.	Penzance, a dance.	feet, be beat;
Bodenham, in 'em.	today; go away.	Kew, her shoe;
intention, won't mention.	Castle, a parcel.	feet; to meet.
short, hairy sort.	compose, my nose;	feet? too sweet.
Rose, her toes.	while, so vile,	inhales. then pales.
sight. devil might	Clyde, very wide,	ice, my vice;
chum, easily succumb.	Suzy, any shoesy.	sweet; the street;
toe. to go.	trolls, big holes.	shows, his woes.
Bandon, stand on;	Marita, be sweeter,	treat; your feet.
Lester, in Chester.	Crete, beautiful feet,	Stornaway, worn away.

ANATOMY - HAIR

Bend, my friend,	DeWitt, a twit.	Maggie; and shaggy,
Mary, alarmingly hairy.	France, by chance.	Perry; she's scary.
Spitz, her pits;	toes; a nose;	bangles, limb dangles.
wart, a part.	clothes, intellect shows.	board, a sword.
torch. their porch.	cut, must. But	girl, my curl.
Shirley, decided curly.	Pearl; a swirl.	OUCH! can vouch.
Natchez, of patches;	Buzz, with fuzz.	Gary, and Barry.
Burt: you flirt;	Sue, with glue.	wave; I crave.
farms, their arms.	Ray, to say:	knee, it, see?
dear, I fear;	flitter, fit her.	fair, suffer despair.
face? every place,	sure, chin fur.	place, clean-shaven face,
obsessed, they're dressed.	test, is best.	Cartwright, part right.
McNaught! cut short.	mess, a dress.	pogonotrophic, only erotic.
hair, and stared.	summer, what's rummer	Creole, all reole,
hair, to stare.	knees; under trees;	long! extremely strong.
weight, "Tissy" Pate,	steeper, keep her.	fox, her socks.

ANATOMY - HAIR - BALD

(Pierre) everything bare.	Jill, a thrill.	Burley, incredibly early.
Bopp, to drop.	man, anyone can	beaming, time dreaming
amazing! was raising	Dean, rather mean	fair, wanting hair.
Grace, a trace.	tricks, that licks.	Placid, with Miracid.
grueling; and spooling!	frown, this town	hair, up there,
Griswold, has stalled.	Sharon, a Baron.	Fred, in bed.
Gig, a wig.	disappears, to tears.	Fred, and red.
Soutar, superfine suitor;	Saulder, galled her;	Segg, superfine yegg;
trade, more hayed.	in? can win.	Kildare, the mayor.
straws. pictures because	legs: like kegs.	Air, his hair.
lady; quite shady.	Kildare, much hair.	today, hair away.
bash, razor rash.	Greg, a keg;	shag; the bag
pain, out again.	there; a bear.	flair, a scare.
aware, has hair;	-- were fair.	hair. be fair).
Knopp, his mop;	Blair, of hair.	Cher, of hair.
Shane, his brain.	follicles. best oracles,	hair, myself bare.
"Nair" hair --	invention, electrical tension.	new; if you
bald? they called?	Spaulding, rapidly balding,	Ayr, his hair.

ANATOMY - HAIR - BODY

Brenda. her agenda.	Calgary, a sari.	Sewickley, me quickly.
Lew, he grew.	best, his chest.	Larry, to marry.
Adair, proper care.	Denise, of Greece.	Sherry, get hairy--
locks, her box.	man, her can.	bug, to hug.
us, warm us.	Beast" the least.	dregs, cold kegs;
lack. a sack,	Brickley, and sickly.	hair? and....down there,
best; to rest.

ANATOMY - HAIR - COLOR

blond, spirits beyond;	light, the night?	fright; be right.
brunette, her yet.	red, in bed.	hair, so fair.
black, her back,	white, good light.	hair; quite fair.
controlled, so bold)	gold; she's bold.	grey, that way.
shapes, hairy apes;	claim, it came:	Red, his head.
pardon; be ardent.	Chomondleigh, was comely.	locks, in flocks.
pardon! public garden,	maligned, remarks unkind.	not, who got
days? they raise?	Lynn; a sin.	Ray, all gray.
Klondike, fond, Ike.	tears, my dear,	bother, would rather
hue, to you:	Mary; hairy.	know, or below.
said, were fed;	hands, same brands	bottle, the lottle)
red, his head.	red, be dead.	Lee, a pea.
Ayr, their hair.	carrot-top; on non-stop.	proud. being endowed.)
blonde, you're fond.	Ryde, considerably dyed.	extant." seems extravagant,
Edna, of reddener.	Gail, excessively pale.	Sue, changes hue;
Maine, insane --	true, her you-who;	fair, to beware.
say, flattering way.	lie: hair dye.	"beyond"; my wand.
Johns," swans --	wand, bikini undonned.	Wood, I could.

ANATOMY - HAIR - FACIAL

bare, little hair.	gnash, most rash.	Haven, for shavin'.
feared, and weird.	beards, I've heard.	sweet, 5 feet,
mounting; past counting.	familiar, called cilia.	Whitehaven, been shaven;
pisser, their kisser.	Jericho? did grow?	Mose, it goes.
cash, and panache,	Mask. Dumas ask--	brash, black moustache.
Sueur, with fur.	testified, as wide	shave, does rave.
clitoris, she's sorest	giggling, some mingling,	thighs, clitty likewise;
sillier, labeled cilia.	to, then do	Mose, it goes.
affairs, nasal hairs.	Rose, to toes,	pot, was snot.
beard; kinda weird.	sailing, without ailing,	Gray, wrinkles away;
crop. hairdresser's shop.	Arbor, a barber;	Weird, Roosevelt feared;
weird, a beard?

ANATOMY - HAIR - PUBIC

where, of hair.	excrescence, in pubescence.	anywhere, totally bare,
Halls, that galls.	care," pubic hair,	firkin, from smirkin'.
batches, girlfriends' snatches!	know, in Reno,	mad. I've had;
sorrel, equestrian whore'll	gray, spotted today?	moist... have voiced.
about, beyond doubt:	Lainpull, found gainful.	sweet; to eat.
must, be unjust.	hirsute; was cute.	Tabarka, remark, "A
Dan, a man.	Bayswater, fine daughter.	Mayor, pubic hair!
Arabia, maybe a	McMurray, a hurry;	Turbeloe, stir below;
mug, a hug.	Camarillo, like Brillo.	declare, PUBIC HAIR!
Mary, very contrary.	grow, down below?	Danny; his nanny,
fab; first crab;	diabolical, hair follicle	Fraser, a razor.
follicle, pain's diabolical)	Bavaria; much hairier.	Lizzie, quite frizzy.
toss, "black moss".	tongue'll, matted jungle.	tales, prepubescent males,
catch, hairiest thatch.	Chap, your trap;	her, genital fur,
way. I pray?	workin' dirk in	'merkin' is a-jerkin'
Perkins, the merkins	hair, with fear.	Nair? down there,
bond, easily conned.	gym, (??)	Aire, pubic hair.
McGlore, below her.	affair, pubic hair,	hair, great care,
Wales, my sails;	Bray, were away?"	Albania, a mania
Weathers, Miss Heathers,	Pernods, Blaire Rose,	Belfast, rather vast.
stare, pubic hair.	Pierre, and bear.	locks, wool socks.
redhead, his bed.	sack. you lack.	Bulgaria, be hairier.
off, a cough	Brown, her gown,	little; distressingly brittle.
track? while back,	burley; I'm surly.	Shirley, asked, "Girlie,
ways, thirty days.	ear-to-ear, never fear.	night; eyes tight.
fabrications, carnal relations.	buzz, her fuzz.	was, pussy fuzz,
booze, a snooze.	Eunice, of hubris,	swear, `down there;'
Ware, pubic hair.	Fred, him head.	appeared, I feared;
Keith, a wreath	buff; your muff,	trouble, hairstyles double.
Kerr, pubic hair.	hair, I swear

ANATOMY - HAIR - PUBIC - DYED

Bond, cold pond.	said, quite red!"	all. house call.
said, hair red?"	Vienna, named McKenna	lie!) dye --
-- the swelling!	sweetheart, heart --	get, would bet!)
chair, ladies' hair.	Hunt, and blunt.	Bright, perfectly white.

ANATOMY - HAIR - WIGS

fear. was clear.	dunce! their cunts	Dwight, of sight.
Town, of brown.	hair; could spare.	liner, was finer
"Red," her head.	Ray, atrocious toupee.	head? is dead...
flambe', his airway.	perkin', his gherkin.	Bombay, a toupee.
day, the way.	toupee, this way.	Kildare, a hair.
Play, deceptive toupee;	somewhere, had hair.	dead; he's bred;
judge, won't budge.	Hampton, clamped on,	working, a firkin.

ANATOMY - HANDS/ARMS

stink. I think.	assist, with grist.	Kent, awkwardly bent.
pup; his cup;	arm, anatomical charm;	toes, he froze.
Kong, and long.	night; hold tight.	night; they might
sleep; and keep	night, my might.	lotion! magical potion.
loves, on gloves,	Pruitt, through it.	"cricket", very wicked.
Japan, one hand.	lay, of Fay.	Pete; of meat.
McGee, you see,	tactilely, till he	Gort, but short.
toes; wear clothes.	nimble, Miss Kimble.	Denices, two pieces.

ANATOMY - HERMAPHRODITES

hermaphrodite, my plight.	fever, a cleaver.	Aphrodite, a nighty.
kid, from Madrid.	Kew, a screw.	Ben-Jill, odd-even skill.
Joe-Sue, was true;	oyster, crustacean cloister)	Trim, was slim.
Venus, a genius	Genghis, and dingus.	cavorted, and contorted
Delft, fuck yourself!"	born; forlorn --	name; to fame.
Leigh, a she.	Lily, a willy.	cite, be right.
Johnathan-Sue, could do.	Burl, you hurl	admitted, had committed.
decree, a "SHE"	Herman, and German.	X, indeterminate sex.
Jim, dangling cock/quim.	Hunt, slick stunt.	hermaphroditism? one-celled organism,
Jill-Ben, and then.	care, are rare...	Forest, gigantic clitoris.
Herts, each asserts).	Ghent, or gent,	Fritz, genital bits;
Venus, a penis.	ambivalent, sexes equivalent,	vendor, dubious gender.
Thalia, regale ya.	Tx. both sx,	Sept., could rem.,
fun! she's one!	Texas, both sexes.	Belgrade, sexes displayed.
Belgrade, sexes displayed.	Texas, both sexes.	sensation, two-in-one combination.
right, a dyke.	oddity, female commodities.	Natchez, convertible snatches.
Malone, his own.	Junta, quite funta	Troy, so coy,
Arabella, a fella.

ANATOMY - LEGS

Dutch, to much.	try, might fly;	town, no gown.
smile, a mile!	back, I lack.	Rex, firm pecs;
seen, so keen	dance? strange stance.	Dock, any clock.
Stella, bow-legged fella.	Kent, parentheses meant:	Fay, named May,
mean, of obscene.	poem, show 'em?	-- is stark.
Devizes, occasionally rises.	Moines, the groin,	around, to abound:
fella, aching patella.	knees; on bees	perhaps? into laps,
Mandy; horribly randy.	Dwight, at night	Vermont, could want.
said, on coeds.	Kent, had spent.	astound: the ground!
legs. by pegs.	Fitz, they quits.	eyes, her thighs.
feet; you, Pete?	Mable, dining-room table.	Meg, turned leg.
5, when alive	Teeling, with feeling.	Adair, the air.
Dundee, his knee.	dear, down here.	peeping, you're sleeping.
eyes, its highs.	Corps, the floor.	Rick, a stick.
McNerd, you heard?"	Eugene, have been.	Dodecanese, super-symetrical knees.
Baier, and higher.	Libya, his tibia.	Jones, young bones.
knee, trampoline spree.	cheat, be beat.	Gillies, the willies.
Rains, to strains.	Bari, drivers tarry.	Sandy, noticeably bandy.
Tahiti, wonderfully meaty.

ANATOMY - ODOR

began, of Man",	Kraus: a souse;	regret, virgin nymphette;
halitosis, his toes's,	day, to play)	Scott, he sought.
Riff, stiff.	life, be rife	sponson, named Bronson.
Gus, a cuss	me, most delicately,	get, that's upset.
B.O., to go.	churl, one pearl,	lad!" "I'm glad."
cheese. you please!"	Melly, quite smelly.	Otis-- underarm otus--
room, exotic perfume	room, special perfume	emphatic; girl aromatic:
feet; be beat.	listened! little pissant.	Howard, not showered.
hammer-toes, her nose.	Defoe, in tow,	unsung, quite young.
content, the scent	hell, would sell.	Khartoum, I presume;
Alaska, his hashka.)	bosh, you're awash.	wet; have met.
Howard) like undressed.	skill, a thrill.	sweats. me forgets
life, were rife.	cheese, of sleaze.	doubt; it out.
Rebecca; was Mecca.	Sue, year '92.	Loma, revolting aroma.
clown, a frown.	pelt, him dealt.	Scott, a lot
-- mass --	Runyan, a bunion.	Marmora, from Angora;
defense, opposite's scents.	wench, a bench.	Michelle, with Prell;
under, We wonder	bent; the scent	pheremonal, probably clonal.
man, and Ban.	sox, or pox.	rose, wordlessly, froze,
Scott, a lot.	swell; the smell.	punk, the chunk;
gent, his scent.	Bradley, me, sadly.

ANATOMY - SEXUAL

things, as kings.	think? his dink.	well: horrible smell.
style! a mile.	Westphalia, finest regalia,	Corey, his story,
"soul", our goal,	cower, Owen Glendower;	it'll, a tittle,
knocks, our cocks;	Quinn, and spin;	Camille, of steel;
PA, every day,	Garritys; many disparities;	thwart, and sort;
Short, gonad report.	her, like manure.	Eulalia, their genitalia.
ya, fail ya,	"e" you see.	womankind, can find:
-- leather laces.	Bea, on TV.	Pease, to please;
got, the G-spot.	outside," curious bride.	said, they bled;
not, mammalian twat;	flexed; am vexed.	second-hand, is grand.
grit; the shit.	kissed, my list;	young, her bung.
night, a light;	decide, to hide.	expose, our clothes.
Bowles, misinformed souls,	bits, "its" --	names; not dames.
names. from Ames,	McGraff, a laugh.	fiddled, been diddled,
suggest, calculations attest)	watch, your crotch.	middle, stringed fiddle,
species, caprice, he's	say; own way.	uproarious. became NOTORIOUS.
care, are bare;	Doris, bore us.	night, me fright.
Atlas, and fatless,	sexes, and Texas,	Falls, and balls.
Venus, a penis,	flaws, would pause.	fine; show mine.
mentalia, others' phallia.	Penang, things hang.	monkey. not spunky.
Perth, giving birth.	duty. conjugal beauty.	Rue, than screw.
sensation; an inflation.	me, double-god-damn guarantee	gyration, mutual elation.
Doan, in Boulogne.	demands, sexual glands.	Shalot, than hot.
Toff. pants off.	position, not exhibition.	Melissa." certain, Clarissa?"
around, and frowned;	agree, to pee.	long, they're wrong.
paediatrician, Melissa's condition;	he; a she?	hermaphrodite? be right?
Carruther, none other:	Venus, a penis.	cunt, guys hunt.
sin, we begin.	androgyny, gonadal homogeny.

ANATOMY - SEXUAL - FEMALE

Dare, and hair.	Al, old gal.	beaut; equally cute!
Lahore, as before.	hairy, a fairy.	station, strange aberration.
perv; clitoral nerve	more, the score,	true; to you.
resort, hair-cladded port,	near, I fear,	vagina, fine: a
demented, then lamented:	Deciderus, unusual clitoris.	freak, the Greek,
fraud; by God.	vagina, cology (gyne),	Space; a Face;
lot, than not.	Nero, a hero.	G-spot! the twat!
Westphalia, to regalia	female, pretty tail!	Belize, her knees.
day, flapping away,	parts; their hearts.	Asia, to amasia:
Japan, the can,	aura, Bora Bora.	Fiora, labia minora.
rear, their hair;	menopause, for whores.	blue, like you,
mortician, grand inquisition,	died, it aside	Bengal, admirers enthralled
self-taught; square knot.	Aberystwith, kissed with,	Heine, female vagina
applies, your thighs.	Maggie, and saggy.	know, don't show.
earth, birth --	Gist, ovarian cyst;	painting, on fainting,
restraint; you paint.	tip, last trip	taint, girl faint.
Moore, felt sore.	brag. one snag,	nut, a rut,
pad, and Glad...	got, my twat.	ear, hear here.
connected, be detected,	design, the spine.	buck, good fuck.
Rube, odd tube.	features, feminine creatures,	Natal, his gal.
Bass, a pass	acquainted, you've painted!	skin, gentlemen when
spoken," for jokin',	above, masterpiece, guv!	out, a doubt
Dole, and soul;	on, a tampon	dunce; about cunts.
frien' mons ven'.	Yale, vestigial tail.

ANATOMY - SEXUAL - FEMALE CLIT

item, excite 'em;	clit; she'd sit.	Belize, her knees.
Bligh, will try.	resort, for short.	hit-or-miss, poor clitoris.
Delores, 20-girl chorus.	Delores, Vegas chorus	Kitten? suis smitten.
Biddle, her middle.	Dolores, unusual clitoris.	Astoria, stunning clitoria.
Doris, located clitoris.	Doris, six-inch clitoris.	Whitby, clit be,

ANATOMY - SEXUAL - MALE

small, at all.	Under" seventh wonder.	figure, a nigger,
Queens, your jeans."	Fred, went dead.	Fred, she read.
Mitch, were rich.	on, were gone.	Forrest, the sorest.
behind, of mind.	too; least two.	Nantucket; shuck it.
vestibule, hardly contestable,	flags, no nags.	Rule, library school.
Hall, very small.	factotum, throat 'em,	Gav, men have.

ANATOMY - SEXUAL - VERBAL

Luke, remarkable fluke,	Al, vaginal canal.	Jack, a crack.
France, to dance.	forsooth, sexual truth.	Xail, one tail.
tight; said, "Tonight,	scrote, manhood's abloat...	"Ouch!", the couch.
Fred, a bed.	Earl, a swirl;	tube, of Rube,
Sue, a screw.	Sue, sperm, true.	Pat, he's at.
place. more space.	pubes, pink boobs.	Dave, narrow cave,
another, a mother."	hill, the thrill;	this, possibly hiss.
Claude, and bored,	Proff, tail off.	Horace, called Boris.
nova, so fa'.	Odin, dreadful foreboding;	Ivan, to enliven.
Lee, and glee.	Lew, to do.	issue, and Vishnu.
Ted, were wed,	Ed, no head.	place." of pace."
Jack, right track;	lost, his cost.	loo. something new,
Frank. sperm bank,	unclear. same fear,	Sean, the horn,
Mac, lassie's crack.	steady. not ready.	Ron, has gone.
Bruce, some mousse,	blast, can last.	Mort, wouldn't abort.
Boyce, a choice,	Bruce, no use;	great, she'd fellate.
Ed, philosophically said,	Lou, was due.	Jules, gene pool,
French, some wench.	back, the sack.	dinner; the winner.
hot, was shot	blister. sister --	twat," so hot
Thor, a roar,	Joy, and coy,	Boyd, and annoyed
feeling, more appealing,	flung, a bung.	on, pet spermatozoon;
Lenny, among many	ball, did call.	Leo, get free-o,
past; too fast!"	goo, and you.	note, old goat
Jill, quite ill..	along, hard dong.	Paul, the ball.
name) a dame.	germ; a concern.	sperm, young germ.

ANATOMY - TALL/SHORT

Corso, the torso;	down, of town;	Bengal, excessively tall.
Fred, his head.	cares, quite unawares.	Visser, kiss her.
knack, they lack.	loom; the room,	height, their flight.
knack, his back.	Paul, so tall.	Crete, his feet.

ANATOMY - THIN

glum. his Mum,	Gwyn, unbelievably thin,	Katlas, large atlas.
Farrow, but yarrow.	Champagne, to train.	Pat. of fat."
Berlin, frustratingly thin.	in, pure sin,	grub, a tub,
Jim, exceedingly slim,	Jude, bad mood.	O'Finner, and thinner,
Lorraine, her insane,	Lynn, so thin.	Jim, bit dim.
McAdam, house Madam,	dyslexia, her anorexia.	Dean, quite lean.
Armenia, was skenia	Pinner, any thinner.	Clewer, a skewer;
seed, and greed,	Flynn, past thin.	grim, John's gym.
Lynn, unbelievably thin,	whale, my scale.	Slatter, were fatter.
Virginia, basically linear.	Scarlatti, Jacques Satie,	winner-- no dinner.
Dani, her fanny.	Last, were aghast.	Slatter, were fatter.
thin, taken in.	pounds, my mounds;	Jones, their phones,
Lynn, exceedingly thin,	Bezique, and weak;	rail, my nail,
upset; did fret.	Jim, of vim,	trick; good nick.
laugh); a giraffe;	shrug; the plug;	Quinn, indescribably thin,
fat, her flat.	Lynn, exceedingly thin,	skinny, 5 bikini.
faces; he races.	Beloit, and adroit,	Berlin, uncommonly thin;
TONY, of baloney.	Legrange, was strange.	curiosity, a velocity,
Green, abnormally lean,	trim, elaborate gym.	thin, a pin.
Minna, for dinner.	Gwynn, excruciatingly thin.	Gwynn, excruciatingly thin.
Gwynn, excruciatingly thin.	Gwynn, excruciatingly thin.	Lynn, exceedingly thin.

ANATOMY - TWINS

Tina, twin Wina.	me, you'll see	bird! When stirred,
clit, to fit	lass, chasing ass.	become; our son
twins: your sins,	see; like me.	meet. the street,
brandy, sister Sandy,	glee; his fee,	o'er, home's door.
Away, by day.	blue, to rue,	night, by light.
O.K.?!" a day!	Marie, can be.	Alice, the callous
Keyes, I please!"	born; was sworn.	see; afford family;
arrive; are alive!	mall, to bawl!	partum; outsmart 'em;
sir. it occur	storms, beyond norms!	bitey, them fighty.
Odd, magnificent bod,	see, of me.	brew, boo hoo.
Chester, possessed her,	thighs, lecher lies;	hay, the fray;
discern: to burn,	Roxy, of Biloxi;	Lynn, sister, Gwynn.
crowd! is proud!	McMinns, satisfy twins...	-- other, "Confess!
is- and fizz-	Moto, in Kyoto,	again! Mrs. Penn?"
twins, for lims.	state. should incorporate	Donegal, each fall.
relates. named Bates,	West, with zest,	Bea, like me,
twins, just grins.

ANATOMY - TWINS - SIAMESE

Carruther, be another.	wins, begins --	see, we'll be
bubble; no trouble	Eloise, type Siamese.	mathematician, during coition:
coy? pant joy,	Jake, a break!	Siamese, hip-down expertise,
Siamese, down trees;	Dwight, the right.	shag; to lag.
Louise, -- Siamese!	SIAMESE, to tease.	Paul, last fall.
date, they're insatiate.	street, the feet.	Siamese, the knees,
Siamese, to please.	set, to get.	twins, me grins.
Dinah, called Evelina.	Joe, and Flo.	knew, Kong flu.
pee? tell me!	mate? must wait?	Chang, did bang
nice; them twice.	twins, singular sins.

ANATOMY - UGLY

snapped, be slapped.	star, by far.	Clagg, a hag.
Perth, caused mirth;	Glover, did discover.	skits: she sits;
Brown, in town,	nose? always grows.	Vista, kissed her.
Blocker, big knockers.	Dawn; Dawn yawn.	led; she said,
tits; the blitz.	said; the bed.	Miss?" a hiss.
Newsome, well-balanced twosome.	Greg, an egg;	so, her torso;
hum. is glum.	Rose, to suppose,	grog, a snog.
Natchez, of patches;	Bellow, old fellow.	roses, their noses.
cuss. a fuss.	Clarke, the dark.	dire," no liar.
snuggly," "Lea-	Betty, delicious spaghetti	date; looked great.
famous, horribly heinous.	Beth; taking Meth...	dear. do fear,
fright; last night.	Jack, jaw slack.	squeeze. ask, "Please?"
cab, than drab;	saw; your craw;	compare; pubic hair.
graces. of places.	bag; we shag.	cooking; overnight booking;
Spain, Spanish terrain,	Jane, in Spain	Jen, perfect ten.
fly, Miss Fry.	dotty, physiognomically spotty;	billionaire; I declare.
this, great bliss.	sty, you'd cry.	Cholmondley, rather glumly,
Kilquade, would fade.	Kilquane, the rain.	bag, Mustapha Shag
mate; to date.	please, thousand rupees."	offer; I proffer",
said, the shed.	share; who dare	Myrtle, a turtle;
hot, not --	Tiree, to flee;	dusk; sultry musk;
drouth, her mouth.	me. and see	life, feminine strife,
Mary, and hairy;	witch, without hitch,	dutiful. did cull

ANATOMY - UGLY - BODY

O'Daniel, a manual;	Sutton, belly button.	Kelly, and smelly.
Ginty, thin tea.	Lou, a screw;	Gump, massive bump
Purdue, with glue.	Moore, ugly whore!	lakeshore; an eyesore.
-- crater pits.	compared, willingly shared.	fine, of mine,

ANATOMY - UGLY - FACE

smidgen, a pigeon;	Thrace, her face.	Rose, her nose.
town, never frown,	Ardfart, won't part.	Paso, ass, so
it, Amelia Kornett.	Clark, a lark.	Vella, a fella.
Merrick, a cleric.	size, a prize,	Dubuque, to puke.
hag, one sag.	Bristol, plug-ugly Crystal;	who, a zoo;
slagging, who's gagging	hag, a shag.	mag, paper bag,
Donna, her, Manana!"	nose, your clothes.	Jane, once again.
tarty. a party,	fraternity. with maternity.	Manila, like Godzilla.
moon, we spoon.	nag, the rag!	LA, one day.
bunch, a hunch	shag, without lag,	sight, a fright;
Larissa, called Clarissa.	up. break up.	hag, paper bag,
Creek, fair cheek!"	Hope, using soap.	Tess, terrible mess.
Schwartz, the ports.	Trish, ill-favored dish,	phone, my bone.
could, a hood,	moose; too loose;	Granny, win Manny."
Canberra, on camera.	dish; could wish.	Why?" children cry.
dance, big chance.	hags, splendid shags;	Cheam, to scream.
Jane, terribly plain.	Kapuskasing, enounters embracing.

ANATOMY - UGLY - MALE

sun, well done.	unkissable, was rissable.	Dunowen, all alone.
Jean, the scene.	Niles, many miles	Jim, incredibly trim.
might, tuck overnight.	-- the stars.	infection, social rejection.
fear, my dear;	around, the ground.	feared: glasses appeared.
Ned, his head.	Ned, smoothly led	Ned; get wed;
Skeyton, easily frighten.	Basque, should ask.	phone, her moan.
ugly? were snuggly.	Jewitt, "do it".

ANATOMY - ZGENERAL

all. cause all	Cheek, a peak.	sheath, tissue; beneath
worm, or squirm.	eeba, an amoeba.	Justine, so clean.
Phil, of twill.	breast, in uselessness	Kent, a tent.
condemnin', are swimmin',	bunch, to lunch,	Hugh, way through.
first-hand, and tanned,	form; to scorn.	odd: a god.
cross, like floss,	luck. running amuck.	Bean, and green.
time, her behind.	obscene, like "between."	Kilkee, his knee.
DUODENUM, duo denim.	pent, every gent,	Isabel, exceedingly risable;
unconventional. stunt, unintentional,	her; splattered her.	buff, you enough,
bod? to nod?	tree, It's Free!"	pedophiles, Christmas smiles.
go, old mistletoe,	Nelly, nylon belly.	Osborne, was born,
grin, of urine.	cheated; I'm seated,	York, than cork.
see, sad(e) marquis'.	phony, so unboney,	hair, teeth anywhere,
-- awfully cute.	brocades, and shades,	fate, too late
Scottomy, o' me?	Spain, model Amelia-Jane.	shock, the dock.
Claire; and fair.	lake, to take.	inferior; the derriere.
her, a terrier.	stepdaughter!" mental slaughter.	skin; goodies within,
too, weep through,	Beccles, her freckles.	grievous, deceive us.
days, the rays.	Yale, exceedingly pale.	Seymour, a dreamer.
creep, counts sheep.	me: B.S. degree.	tough, suffered enough,
rummy, rather chummy,	art, anatomical chart;	hand-letterer, better her.
liver, a shiver.	spleen, have been.	heart, a cart.
Ecuador, as before.	waist, it's placed,	wig, the big
face, a trace	torso. more so.	Lord, men deplored.
another: my brother.	knocks, my socks,	head. I said.
thread, less dead,	torso. more so.	neck. quality check.
gonads. dangley do-dads.	think, to stink.	mean, a teen.
part; to start;

ART - CRITICS

rhyme, serious crime.	days, outspoken ways.	style, long while.
blush, and "tush",	"gay", hold sway.	six, Fort Dix;
"chick!" be quick	tough. the cuff"	protective; for "defective".
all, the mall.	mild; not wild	bloke: a joke;
erratic, ecstatic --	rose." prose --	succeed, Arthur x-eeD.
mime, a crime.	Bicket, kick it.	longer. and stronger.
pages, though outrageous,	dispute; not astute.	reviewer, and impure;
school, a fool.	said, my head,	us, garrot us,
Mame, wide acclaim.	lit, a hit.	skewer, hostile reviewer.
Venus, a penis.	etching, so fetching.	McAudrey. quite tawdry.
Jarrell, to quarrel;	guess? a mess.	Bean, and mean;
harm, an alarm,	intertwined, and behinds.	Menotti, act haughty.
observes-- my nerves,	D'in, Lisa's grin.	Bangor," and languor.
fare, scholastic despair,	paint, said, "Ain't	before, establish rapport
alphabetical, reckoned ascetical;	anatomical", attitude's comical."	Pot", Peter got.
device, a trice,	D.C. be P.C.	stinted, fairly glinted,
Brooks, it looks.	Gift, wonderful lift;	sad; feel bad.
dismay, to say!	pokes, folk's jokes.	smart, his art.
cash, a splash.	Danes", bamboo canes;	blurb, named Herb:
apart, cultural mart.	art? it apart	bloodhounds; the sounds
lust, hopefully trust	Boulder, a folder.	Whistler, a bristler.
scotch, you botch.

ART - DANCE

Perutz, his putz.	Black, her sack.	dance, wrong pants.
indiscreets, their seats.	dance, from France,	Sue, bawdy review.
France, to dance.	Kahn, big fan.	smile, the while,
Ongar, the Conga.	Fritz, the splits.	Hugh, The Screw.
Briscoe, the disco.	Turkey, and murky.	Andaluseer, I fear.
Montreux, a peu,	tonight! the sight	night, did light.
had; was bad.	prizes, erotic surprises.	France, Apache dance.
Ophelia; of tequila.	prime, a crime.	Reel, left heel.
Loo, to do?	know, helluva show.	sway, sweet-smelling lei;
Beulah, a hula:	Blake, a quake.	dollar; all holler.
Nelly, like jelly.	Missoula, fool her,	jig, curly wig.
Jansen, mind romancin'.	dance, his pants.	rest; a request.
Clair, another Astaire.	Turkey, was jerky.	Dawes, without gloves;
Elaine, the rain.	gripes, of tripes,	Bruce, delightfully loose.
'coon', horrible tune	Darjeeling, exquisite feeling,	Freud, genitals underemployed.
years, to tears	entrance, it askance.	romance, we dance,
true, by you.	affliction; of addiction...	hit, reviewed it
soul, a troll.	McPower, the shower.	itch. to twitch.
kooky, of Kabuki.	List, the wrist.	France, a dance;
Drew, a stew.	Shirley, as squirrelly.	samba, a mamba.
France, her pants,