Limeric Index

"CELEBS - MOVIES - MALE" through "CLEAN - IMMORAL"

CELEBS - MOVIES - MALE

leave. no reprieve.	win. have been	forte; into foreplay.
rehab; to blab.	Bristol, Bill Crystal.	Harriet, a chariot,
Bing. lad sing.	Bing, he'd sing.	Brad: incredibly bad;
impress, daughter Tess;	marry, would tarry,	crash-landed, been stranded.
tyke, a dyke."	know, of snow,	Heston, a lesson.
fight, quite right.	us. Rex Tyrannosaurus,	be. The Mutiny.
Kurtz, Gable hurts.	Lahore, affinity for	nose, public suppose.
Tucker, fuck her.	Brussels, and muscles.	gunning, from running;
Siskel, matters fiscal.	panic. real manic.	hall-of-famer; a disclaimer.
-- been sauced.	wrong: and song.	produce, child abuse.
in, to sin	Lynn, a sin.	promise, St. Thomas.
Tone, peculiar bone?	Cohane, him insane.	shelf; sly elf.
Foy, of joy.	Fonda's, via Qantas,	Saratoga, first Conestoga,
flew; Torrence too.	fame. this dame.	ham, film program.
Lewis. do us.	me; to be!	guy; rate high.
John; he's gone.	Beret; Longest Day.	Wayne, from Spain.
vain, Grey, Zane.	John, go yon-	Flossy, remarkably Saucy
begin, and Flynn	Titanic" a panic.	Orlando, movie 'Commando'.
swell, as well.	bail; their jail!	kilt, the hilt.
critic, seems hypocritic	Rhet, in debt.	Magoo, the flu.
yore, hearts sore.	rivals; many derivals.	Gere, his rear?
actor, a factor	stealing, quite appealing.	Hudson, stud, son.
star, are --	Philly, was chilly.	wrecked, gain intellect.
perv. Catherine Deneuve,	dead; family well-fed.	apply, macho guy,"
minima, an enema.	Crowe, sword-swinging show	sown; was thrown.
shook, Crowe took.	mission. latest addition.	read, his head
choice, "find voice."	Kubric, his rubric.	Cruise, can confuse.
Shut, Wide Slut.	same, his fame;	Quinn, am in!
more, four score.	Walter, did falter.	Tahiti, Warren Beatty.
time" a shine.

CELEBS - MOVIES - MALE SERIES

away, you, "G'day!"	Australia, a failure.	Heston; was guestin'.
Beretta, his sweater.	game, a shame,	more, me explore
grate; of hate.	night, one fight.	think, to drink!
stuff, had enough.	fix, this prick's	truth, since youth.
Fear, Wigen Pier.	beer, great fear.	Vladimir, on Mir.
-- was eleven.	cloud; a crowd.

CELEBS - MUSIC

Monrovia, Andre Segovia,	freak; his peak.	opine, way inclined.
delight, a fright.	play, organ today,	Thessalonika, celebrate Chanukah,
changed; aren't estranged.	hate; much fate.	writes, start fights.
rather, this blather,	hear, the dear;	Elton, all a-meltin'.
so, her trousseau,	"Prince", to mince.	Prince, and mince.
claims, odious aims,	Fritz, into bits.	'Cool'; no fool.
first, outrageous shirts.	productive, so seductive.	try; or die.
tradition? neck positioned,	staunch, doth launch.	perspire, his fire.
face-ious, the race-ious.	Thai, he'd try.	hoid? exotic boid?"
wooding, his footing,	Liberace, and splotchy.	rail; that's pale.
whereto, at sixty-two.	mount, openly flaunt	Stewart; screw it.
hill, I'll fill."	bunk, you punk!	been? the Queen.
it, repent it.	it, the Senate

CELEBS - MUSIC - ANNE SOPH

Mutter, with computer?	Anny, so scrawny.	vibrato, subtle rubato.
poco, to Rococo.	Anne-Sophie, this strophe?	revoir", are bizarre.
bikini, pants-dwelling genie	neuter, a suitor.	arts, musical hearts.
bow, a blow.

CELEBS - MUSIC - BEATLES

Pete, Pets's beat.	Pringle, singable jingle,	loco, and cocoa,
Pete, a treat.	Yank; the bank.	view, big shew,"
'quiet' a riot,	true, a screw.	Ringo, of lingo.
day, they say,	years! many fears.	generation, loud adulation,
miss, o-bone-o-in-onno-san bliss!

CELEBS - MUSIC - BRITNEY

jet, even yet	state"? are great.	pine, on line;
not; hot, hot!	Mouseketeer, skin-tight brassiere.	Spears, her peers.
virgin; brain surgeon	Britney, Nay!	wed, to bed
sinking, was drinking!	sprout, no doubt;

CELEBS - MUSIC - COBAIN

Cobain; a pain.	all; a mall	Cobain, to rain
Cobain, to insane.	Cobain, him migraine,	Cobain; in vain.
star; and cars.	Seattle, internal battle.	Seattle, than cattle.
Kurt, worth dirt!	Kurt, the dirt.	rich, the hitch:
Nirvana, a goner.	Kurt, it hurt.	Cobain, and pain.

CELEBS - MUSIC - DOLLY PARTON

hear, next year.	pique, do peek.	declare, marvelous pair.
enchants. wear pants.	afleck, said, "Heck"	head, in bed.
discreet, cozy loveseat:	daffodils. get chills.	Bali, explore Mexicali,
scrubber, of blubber.	shame: the same	success; cares, nonetheless.
bits, and fits.	stows, pink bows;

CELEBS - MUSIC - ELVIS

seen, music machine	utter, peanut butter!	day, his way.
champ; Roll camp.	Roll, a toll.	Moon, a tune,
-- all clues.	keenness, it meanness	sir, dram were.
said, was wed.	Elvis, his spellvis.	anything. could sing.
Tender', and slender.	'thing', of Beijing,	thrilled, weak willed.
sing. his thing.	tell! a hell.	that! got fat.
dock. to hock	today, probably say,	said, my head,
adore, no more.	Zog, a log!	'60s) preconceived norm.
said, her head!	seen, really keen,	Elvis, his pelvis.
crooned, audience swooned.	pages, his wages.

CELEBS - MUSIC - FEMALE

learn, to discern	day, legal lay.	year, I fear.
years, by career.	high, can't fly.	Blix, a fix.
Chicks, fan's dicks.	Dotty, life knotty.	wail; did assail,
drugs, weird lugs.	life. was strife.	Scott, a lot
Carey, been wary.	Melisser, kiss her.	narrow, her wheelbarrow.
sing, with zing,	page; an outrage.	track, on crack!
know? Brooklyn Joe.	true, bit grue-	'zines: name means.
cork; the stork.	derision, this condition,	pursues, blues who's
Scary; a fairy.	Spice! unbearably nice.	Sporty, secretly warty.
Posh, said "Gosh!"	Turner, a learner.

CELEBS - MUSIC - GROUPS

Inger, would linger,	Flo, aerobics although	fly, gone by.
S; really compress	he, and gee".	attain, over Spain?
lip-synched, was linked.	gun, the run.	Garfunkel, star uncle,
Cher, just fair.	glee; pine tree.	stole, my soul!)
Havana, few banana;	got. you're not.	man; don't understand.
heart. I'm not.	sailin' and Waylon.

CELEBS - MUSIC - JACKO

unfurled, have swirled;	released, pedophile beast,	another, boy's mother.
coy, with joy.	delete, de suite;	twice? the price?
black, under attack	more, who're poor;	son. a Jackson.
sensation, for vacation.	us, PRESERVE US!	trial, a while;
bewilderin', was filterin';	Jacko; bit whacko.	tyke, the like."
trial, and vile;	drama, in pyjamas...	wanton; wan son
strange, their range,	down. his own.	spelling; I'm telling.
say; can play.	Jackson, more Anglo-Saxon)	fairish, outrageously garish.
days; deviant ways.	wed, their bed:	feared, too weird.
street; to meet.	molester, courtroom sequester.	split, did quit.
scoff, or cough.	fruit? earn loot:	sort; for sport.
alack, under attack.	monk, has shrunk;	unfurled, have swirled;
less; a dress.	cursory, hear: sorry	disgrace; kids face.
creep, to sleep,	hurts) young squirts,	headliner, is finer.
robe, frontal lobe.	card; he'll discard.	bathos, of pathos,
far, every bar,	town, is brown,	dog. Tiddy Ogg,
in, pad in,	mean. be seen.	spilled, asses filled.
taste, be chased.	crew, say "You	too, favorite ewe.
say, the hay,	galore, many more,	urgin' they're emergin'.
scram. that lamb."	dame, benefit claim.	door, points" score.
jeering, been hearing	white, the light?	eye-liner, much finer;
face, minor disgrace.	know; long ago.	black, some slack.
Glenn, Neverland kindergarten;	Jacko, a whacko.	man; life span.
funny. the money.

CELEBS - MUSIC - JACKO - FACE

singer, dead ringer.	strange. will re-arrange,	night, were right.
ace; this case.	waited, ill fated	fears, induction appears
yob, his gob!	thud. possibly could	manhood, and blood.
agree, of me).	day; or gay.	queen, observe Halloween.
white, astonishing sight.	win, came in.

CELEBS - MUSIC - JANET JACKSON

rubes, our tubes.	breast, happily acquiesced;	titter, Janet's glitter.
dig, that big.	well; bosom fell.	dug, pity" shrug.
rube, the tube.	tit; over it.	nautch, Justin's crotch.
hit, naughty bit!	bereft, the left,	cop-out!) to pout.
land, wasn't planned?	flop, went plop.	copulating. knob fellating.
hysterical, airwaves thersitical.	Braxon, axe 'n

CELEBS - MUSIC - MADONNA

piranha, with Madonna.	smiled, World wild,	Madonna, banana banonna.
sing! not spring!	child. went wild.	wide, a slide,
child! had riled?	child; her wild,	Madonna, attempted Nirvana.
Madonna; is trauma.	Madonna, you wanna?"	Madonna, upon a
Madonna, chocolate banonas.	Prince, Madonna wince.	child, quite riled,
commentaried, got married.	Madonna. on a	way, did say:

CELEBS - MUSIC - MINOGUE

Jase; I freebase.	boy, sex toy,	gay!" go away.
wed, her bed.	queens; and has-beens.	stir; to purr.
obsession, husband's confession.	know; Russell Crowe?	nude. anonymous dude.
pops, out flops.	fore; carrot-topped whore.	sub; his flub.
bum, boys come.

CELEBS - MUSIC - SINATRA

Rousseau. said so.	say, to lay.	-- their pantsy.
Sumatra, loved Cleopatra.	said, in bed.	grief; this belief.
gone, and yon	gone, bandstand beyond.	long...", a song.
song, too long.	morning," without warning.

CELEBS - MUSIC - TOM LEHRER

Lehrer? a terror.	implied, our pride,	along, his song.
are, a star.	refer; big stir?	seek, Brotherhood Week.
lark, a spark.	seek, Brotherhood Week.	fuss, was thus:
center; seldom enter.	entwine, found oh-so-divine,	fan, limericks, man.
now, tipsy somehow.	Rag", ancient hag.

CELEBS - SOCIETY

Brooks, sex books.	dash, of panache.	ran, her can,
extreme; man's dream.	LaVey, his way.	Friedan, of man.
me, no glee,	Sheree, his knee.	daughters, cramped quarters!
Eurasia, a brazier,	Asia, amaze ya'.	Eurasia, his brazier,
freaks, and geeks,	is. show biz.	bitches, in stitches)
do, it's through,	Nation, constant menstruation.	wit; and tit,
hearts, cardiac parts.	doctor, pocked her,	flee! from me.
tease, frequently freeze.	cry, must deny.	Black, the back.
hunt, in front	slick, too quick,	say, optimum way
Gloria! in phantasmagoria.	Nellis, I'm jealous."	Thoreau, doth go.
misses, this is!"	Thoreau, sweet flow,	HERETIC, bunny esthetic,
crack, talks back.	ajog! watching, agog.	know, or foe,
keen, had seen.	Hell, renowned ne'er-do-well?	port, the ort,
Kyle, elaborate file,	Kelly, to belly,	Flinn, in sin,
Tussaud, Who' so,	not, I'd got."	address, no less,
phone: of Imclone.	Titanic, general panic,	dare, one chair.
Dear: somehow appear.	Dallas, my phallus.	Howard, me overpowered."
nice! or twice!	Dory, and glory.	pricks, Clintonesque tricks.
pal, aluminum, Hal.	Schafly. say) loffly.	convention, (penis)
are! how far!	Reagan; "cosmical" Sagan;	Simmons, overgrowed wimmens.
expertise, such ease;	locomotion, a notion.	Koop, front stoop.
lore, calm shore,	theory, philosopher Leary.	throaty, and bloaty,
Geller, young feller.	feller, Uri Geller?	rand- his hand,
goats. fervently dotes.)	Grier; a beer.

CELEBS - SOCIETY - BARBIE

car. so far.	whim, and prim.	everything, really swing.
44D, barely see,	44D's, of, please;	fat, at that.
children; the men.	doll, in thrall,	pole, regular doll:
pair; a prayer	perjury, be dirgery.	eyes; my surprise,
there; to spare;

CELEBS - SOCIETY - GIANTS

light, breathtaking site,	shown, in stone.	law, and straw,
crime. always prime.	birthday; must say.	jail, any bail.
cellular, Helen Kellular.	tight, at night.	flips, and trips).
another, and another.	it. spoil it.	queer; I fear.
quaint, their complaint.	O'Hare, a dare.	Ghandi, a dandy.
Ghandi, exceedingly scanty;	Ghandi, a shandy.	gnosis, his toeses,
Gandhi, a brandy?	Bangor, with anger;	say, his way.
say, toast MLK.	state, Golden Gate,	reflect, some respect.
fag, to sag.	bars, few jars.	converse, to rehearse.
Wilde. Oscar wild--	child, he defiled.	Wilde, is defiled...
defiled; or mild.	long, a prong.	undo, or two.
short, the sport.	renown; around town.	chum, to come,
ennui? to pee:

CELEBS - SOCIETY - MODELS

Page, the rage	Slade, was displayed.	Christie, and twisty.
loo, brand new.	Cindy, or windy.	Schiffer, relief; her
from, laudiaschiffer.com.	sea, did see.	Elle; La Belle.
Elle, her spell.	rehearsin', certainly worsen.	huff; quite rough.
MacClesfield, was sealed.	Prude, the nude.	Universe, soon nurse
Campbell, never amble	athletic, by emetic.	curvacious; even sagacious.
Twiggy, a piggy.	Banks, with thanks,	Tyra, hire, a
screen; been seen.	ponder, curves yonder;	form, beyond norm;
beneath, fathers bequeath;	effect? girls expect;	tones; Simon's moans.

CELEBS - SOCIETY - TRUMP

buck; they suck.	Trump. her rump.	Don, gone on.
Dave, my cave.	sillier, with necrophilia?	rent); were bent.
Ivana, smuggled Havana.	tell, as well.	lot; a shot.
lass: with class.	said, Ivana instead....	loot; to boot.
born, him lorn.	jump, without slump,	lump, financeer Trump.
Trump, could hump.	bumps, billionnaire stumps.	TRUMPs, he humps.
Trump's, mammary bumps.	WITCH, wickedly RICH!"	admired, both overtired.

CLASSIC - 1 - CLEAN

knew, her pew.	Madras, magnificent ass;	anatomical, quite economical.
complex, to sex.	mean; close quarantine,	McGill, quite ill,
Rose, her toes.	Yorrick, moments euphoric,	Hyde, and died.
Yale, a whale,	Khartoum, his room.	intended, morally splendid,
Hall, a ball.	beginning, by sinning.	Kent, it meant,
McWhinners, for sinners.	strewed, quite nude,	Ned, neighbor instead.
Wilde, quite undefiled,	pretty, her pity,

CLASSIC - 2 - BAWDY

Adam, his madam.	Milpitas, in coitus,	Helsinki, was kinky.
Bermuda, was shrewder.	Yale, her tail.	Fitz-Bluing, you're screwing?"
Cod, from God.	Bates, on skates.	wed, in bed.
Wales, in gales.	Kong, his dong.	Kew, with glue.
Leeds, of seeds.	Giles, for miles.	Killkankie, a hankie,
eat, of feet,	Kelly, walk belly-to-belly,	Kent, it bent.
Maine, the brain.	Victor, boa constrictor.	emporium, super sexorium,
us, erudite treatise,	Bruno, do know.	Flynn, a sin.
unsavory, in slavery.	oyster, a cloister.	Kroll, exceedingly droll.
Rhoda, phallic pagoda,	Lee, the sea.	Just, erotical lust,
Devizes, different sizes.	Alice, Catholic chalice.	Racine, sex machine.
Queen. in between.	obscene. horrible green.	madder, the ladder.
Worcester, goosed her.	us!" was heinous.	Levine, sewing machine.
Ransom, a hansom.	France, a chance.	Skinner, to dinner.
Tupper, to supper.	Batasse, spun glass.	Clair, the stair.
Chichester, niches stir.	tennis, a menace.	Riddle, ticklish middle.
handsome, room transom.

CLASSIC - 3 - ROUGH

Fritz, of teats.	Alice, a phallus.	Hoboken, was broken
Birmingham, concerning 'em.	fool, Old-English School)	Pru, Bishop withdrew:
Dave, a cave.	Mobile, of steel.	Stipple, post-prandial tipple,
Algiers, "My dears,	Nantucket, suck it.	Detroit, very adroit.
Durand, or expand.	Sweeney, terrible meany.	Bombay, family way,

CLASSIC - PARODY

shore, couldn't score.	Spain, and again,	again, jeers again,
Bombay, the bay.	Bates, his skates),	Wells, mysterious spells,
haven, a raven!	beard, I feared.	beard, I feared;
"Hush! a bush!"	Birmingham, concerning them.	fool; public school.
two. is askew.	Birmingham, concerning 'em,	Schlichter, boa constrictor.
Payle, her tail	Thomas, St. Palmas,	Calcutta, with butta,
fashion, her passion.	Cod, of God.	blonder, certainly fonder
days, cunt-plucking pays.	toupee, it's grey.	Cecille, a feel!
Just, of lust,	old; been told.	chasm, to multi-orgasm.
Sader, paid her.	gas, fine ass,	Macroom, his room.
gingery, sister's lingerie;	he, denture. Re-	Byrd, that occurred,
naive, to believe.	scream, the seam.	spent, firmly intent
Gray, one day.	room, girl's womb.	Groom, soon honeymoon.
gloom, of doom,	Khartoum, his room.	fume, the bedroom,
Khartoum, his room.	Glass, bright brass.	rants, in Hants.
Madras, of grass.	McWrath, magnificent snath.	Byrd; not heard.
Clyde, and cried	McBride, to decide	Mcbride, and died.
wide; fell inside.	Kent, it meant	Siberia, steadily drearier,
Siberia, steadily drearier	beard, I feared.	Nantucket, suck it;
Shoreham, and woreham.	net, to fret.	Norway, the doorway,
Norway, the doorway.	swung, excitingly young,	Norway, a never-before-way:
Nod, from God,	Thomas, St Palmas	Bruno, do know:
Peru, to do,	Peru, the stew?	tea. you pee?"
plan, in hand;	trust, Reverend Thrust.	Alice, Vatican Palace.
Niger, a tiger.	BLIGHTY, the Almighty.	Horn, been born;
Kilmead, of seed.	Skinner, at dinner.	thinner, within her.
BEFORE! the core.	Ransom, dressing-room transom.	Carlisle, with style;
part, a fart.	Crass, with grass;	Tangier, with fear.
fanfare, a chair.	compare, the stair.	Decatur, an escalator.
Clift, the lift.	school, his tool,	reporter, the transporter.
"Steins" omission maligns.	Riga, a tiger.	Riga, a tiger,
Gillity, higher nobility,	Dinah, of vagina.	Sears, it appears,
Fritz, of lentils.	sticks, of pricks.	. toot repute.
bad, a fad.	care; seems, unaware.	Kew, curate withdrew,
fun, and gun;

CLASSIC - PARODY - ALICE

girth, for mirth;	swear, up there.	pub, final rub.
far, the bar.	Absurd! and reheard!	malice, North Dallas;
sang. this thang.	schoolin'. the rulin',	Alice, Buckingham Palace.
plastique, a tweak.	care, pubic hair?	Schnick, in brick
Alice, a chalice.	Alice, her palace.	Clare, a dare.
Lucky, herself fucky.	Racine, her spleen.	weary, somewhat bleary,
alert, her shirt.	Latrobe, a probe.	Crane, a cane.
Alice, African palace.	in, from Boston.	Alice, a chalice.

CLASSIC - PARODY - CEILING

Wheeling, sexual feeling,	Darjeeling, clitoris feeling.	unfeeling, of Ealing;
Darjeeling, so appealing,	Ealing, peculiar feeling,"	Darjeeling? the ceiling?
stripper; me chipper.	concealing, Ealing's appealing.	feeling, her squealing;
Darjeeling, began squealing

CLASSIC - PARODY - DAVE

ABJURE; the cure.	Dave, a cave.	MISOCAINEA, no panacea,
cave; to behave.	save, Dave's cave,	Dave, his cave.
whore, the floor:	void, rather annoyed	cave, and Dave!
Matraver, have 'er.	Dave. your cave?"	Dave, his cave;
cave, a grave;	cave, named Dave.	Delanty, his shanty.
spacious, host, gracious."	Dave, his cave.	Ted, his shed.
thread, named Fred,	Lou, his igloo.	Khartoum, her room.
sensation, quick penetration,	Delray, each day.	cold; been told.
Dave, his cave.	Nantucket, fuck it.	Dave, would rave.
Skinner, to dinner.	Dave, his cave.	hunch, a bunch,
cave, for Dave.	cough) to boff.	waive, Dave's cave
Dave, sexaul slave.	trench, is French.	Ted, his bed.
'round, the ground.	Dave, his cave.	Dave, his cave.
cave, a stave.	ghoul, flesh cool.	Dave, a cave.
habit, the abbott,	attic, as static;	Dave, a cave.
knave, in Belgrave.	Dave, her grave.	whore, plenty more.
TROGLODYTE, of sight,	Jack, his shack.	incessant, been present.
Dave, his cave	willin' was chillin';	Nantucket, It
hut, to rut.	Siberia; cave's interior.	brave, a cave.
Dave, his cave.	blue, don't you?"	grave; man gave
went, it bent.	is. still missus.	forgave, he gave.
OSSUARY, be necessary	deprave, Hermit Dave.	Dave, his cave.
say, one day.	genitalia? compensatory paraphenalia?	Dave, to shave.
cross, I toss	mazuma, and rumor.	Dave, a cave
dear", "I fear	save, quite brave,	hairy, an OSSUARY.
great, won't RENUMERATE.	Dave? his cave?	callow, quite shallow.
depraved; has saved;	Dave; he'd crave,	feller), his cellar;
cot, with rot.	popular; actions entropular.	savoir-faire; and rare.
Dave, a cave.	Dave, could save.	lure, cave secure.
Dave, uncharted cave.	Daves, of caves.	Lovell, his hovel.
tide, digital ride	Dave, and wave	knave, your cave.
Mave, incredible cave.	crave, a grave;

CLASSIC - PARODY - DAVE SERIES

dead, way instead:	Nellie, petroleum jelly,	Dave, the cave,
pass, of grass	gland, was grand,	save, a cave,
enjoys, it annoys,	being, trouble seeing.	sack, a mac-
skin," a grin;	sag," the bag.	Seattle," with prattle;
halted, was faulted.	Dave, utterly brave,	Dave, his cave.
Haven; was cravin'.	HALE. for sale.	HALE; cave-dwelling male.
grotto, while blotto;	virtue, aka foo.	rise, might surmise.
slave, would pave.	bewitching! its stitching.	lean, the sheen
twice, quite nice.	Nantucket, the bucket;	Nantucket, a bucket,
David, he did.	Davy, guilt-ridden peccavi:	Dave, her cave.
Dave, did save.	anatomical, being comical	flies, so wise,
fool, golden rule:	froze, the nose.	tried, thoroughly dried?
halted, prostitutes, salted.	tickled, them pickled	run, cave-dwelling fun,
save; his cave.	prom, no QUALM.	qualm, he's calm.
shock; to de-cock.	funny; real honey;	plow, some chow;
behave; her grave	roam, subterranean home	gloomy; comfortably roomy.
view. or two	say, the grave!"	domicile, quite wild

CLASSIC - PARODY - HERMITS

geezer, sister Louisa;	Kermit, annual permit.	shave. and they've
lore, a snore.	Mose, old clothes.	Dave, sorta concave.
Nantucket, a bucket.	DOTTY, cracked potty,	myth, any kith,
price, from vice.	solitary. is chary.	Avis, geologist Mavis,
wood, he should.	-- firm it.	HERMITAGE; no mirage.
Dave, a cave.	cave? inhabitant, Dave?	me; pales me.
admit, certain hermit,	Stu, in Peru.	cave, comfortably waive.
Dave, I save,	rout, hermits about,	dim. society grim.
Sirmione, and honey	saved, he craved.	cave, he'd crave.
well, pretty well.	Kermit, a permit	made, mortician's aide.
Biddle, his fiddle.	Hermit, prayers permit.	crave, the cave;
GUERRE; and fair.	me! of privacy!	Daggen, his shaggin';
Dave, he'd clave.	taste; died chaste.	wood, that's understood.
me? not free.	Dave, to shave.	INCOMMUNICADO, their rod-o.
Dave, a cave,	Flynn, whore in,	shed, the dead.
crave, RECREANT knave.	Dave; damn knave.	cave, or shave.
cave. to shave.	SACROSANCT, he wanked,	Vallejo, sexual rodeo,
Dave, his cave.	takes, the breaks.	Harry, a berry,
shelf. or pelf.	despise, nowadays wise,	bold, I'm told.
urges, hormone surges.	Mose, without clothes.	recluse, suffered abuse;
Dave, he'd save.

CLASSIC - PARODY - KENT

Kent, it bent.	Ghent, it bent;	Brent, quite bent.
Kent, it bent.	Kent, it bent.	Lew; in two.
Kent, he went	Trent, got bent.	Head, all pitted.
Kent, incediblely bent.	glum; active bum.	Rose; anyone knows.
Kent, it bent.	Kent, it bent.	Kent, it bent.
Kent, it bent.	Kent, all bent.	again, couldn't refrain.
Kent, it bent.	gent, the rent,	consent, screwing's intent.
Kent, it bent.	Kent, it bent.	Pat, it's at.
SENESCENT, now bent;	Kent, famously bent.	Kent, least bent;

CLASSIC - PARODY - NANTUCKET

Nantucket, a bucket.	rhyme. some time	bucket, muck it;
Nantucket, tuck it.	Nantucket, a bucket.	Nantucket, a bucket.
Nantucket, pluck it,	Nantucket, old bucket;	Nantucket, a bucket.
Nantucket, truck it,	it; chuck it.	-- until Dixie
beaut, did compute	picturesque, so statuesque,	imposing, a hosing,
Nantucket, suck it.	Picket, lick it.	Nantucket, her bucket.
Sisson, you're missin'.	ridebat, longiormen sugebat:	Pickett, stick it.
Nantucket, suck it.	Nantucket, my bucket.	return, will churn
spurn, huge urn,	Nantucket, a bucket.	Nantucket, a bucket.
Pawtucket, the bucket.	Manhasset, an asset.	Nantucket, a bucket,
skedaddle, to Seattle.	Cotuit, rue it.	Hingham, to bringham
Nantucket. had tucket.	Nantucket, a bucket,	Philly, quite silly.
Nantucket, of Puckett.	Gold! I'm told.	Pawtucket, his bucket)
Alaska, named Prochaska.	Lincoln, to thinkin'.	Nantucket, his bucket.
lucky, of Nantucky,	Nantucket, muck it,	Nantucket, suck it.
Nantucket, "Fuck it!"	it, of Pawtucket.	he, and attorney
Nantucket, a bucket?	Nantucket, fuck it.	Nantucket, a bucket.
Nantucket; suck it.	Peru, of goo.	Nantucket, a bucket:
Nantucket, a ducat.	Nantucket, suck it,	Nantucket, a bucket.
Nantucket, suck it.	bag, and nag.	Nantucket, chug it
Nantucket, pluck it.	- luck; it

CLASSIC - PARODY - PLUMBER

Pierre, the chair.	Crewe, man's view.	Rosalee, porch settee.
Wheeling, and feeling.	Leigh, the sea.	Francois, le Bois.
Pau, the bois.	Heep, a jeep.	Hur, of fur.
Jim, corridor dim.	Pym, a whim.	Gus, a bus.
who, named Lou.	Tinz, von Linz.	Schule. you fool.
he, it's me."	Rye, the sly.	Cyd, a kid.
Leigh, to see,

CLASSIC - PARODY - RACINE

Racine, fucking machine.	Racine, remarkably clean.	Racine, blowjob machine.
Boyer, a futoyer.	Racina, invenit machina.	Racine, fucking machine.
ballpeen. twat green.	Racine, fucking machine;	Kent, it bent,
Racine, fucking machine.	Racine, fucking machine	Nadine, old Racine,
Racine, fucking machine.	Racine, fucking machine.	Gene, fucking machine.

CLASSIC - PARODY - TITIAN

Umber, into slumber	Yellow, the cello	Lake, a cake
Blue, her shoe	bladder, a ladder.	Red, her head.
Grey, his day)	Ochre, her broker	tractor, to distracter.
sadder. the ladder;	Madder, high ladder.	Sienna, her duenna
Ultramarine, Vogue magazine	Veridian, her meridIan	there, a chair.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY

test: works best!	Athlone, a bone;	Officer) financial Officer)
true, to do;	clown, a frown.	bee; not me.
springtime, a.m. chime.	time, little rhyme.	glee, with me,
sister, a treat,	Kress, his dress.	tough; quite rough.
arduous, be barduous,	latter, I flatter;	bore; a chore.
say, NICER day."	endeavor, too clever.	looked. and cooked.
Harriet, her lariat.	work. a jerk!)	Penath, to laugh,
on, sheet, John!"	around, sleeping sound.	selected, profusion expected;
hill, whippoorwill's trill;	sun, softly spun;	peak, you seek;
sea, nth degree;	Marty. real smarty)	massage, a barrage
fumble, I stumble.	pleases; the treeses,	Rings, like things.
proud, the crowd;	fun, atrocity won?	light, so bright.
see, on me?	true? doubt you.	proof; stay aloof.
Vermont, his aunt.	guys, the eyes!	Juan, was gone.
good, I should.	Adam, a madam.	slide, can ride.
panache; had dash.	pinky, less rinky-dinky,	Nerys, old-fashioned terrace.
shake, to take.	scared; they fared.	camp, quite damp;
scout; and out.	Brent, a tent.	speed, a need.
me?; just three.	bread, my head.	bought, thought --
money. muttered "Funny.	ease, with B's.	alone. landed upon,
sound, be 'round?	shopper; stop her!"	gaffe; glove: Paf!
Ed, mahogany bed.	Hull, excessively dull,	couch. a crouch.
sleep; so deep,	Cox, everyone's socks.	commonplace. of grace.
Jello? a fellow?	how, incipient row.	change? the range?
Vancouver, move her.	grapes, frozen crepes.	gong; for long.
due, to Lou;	James, moralist blames.	Leif, religious belief,
classes, the masses;	nightly, her tightly.	trains; were lanes.
fast, I'm aghast!	Veldon, "well done!"	strange, the mange.
Tillie, and silly,

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - ACADEMIC

mankind, to find.	butts, grass huts,	Stan, ingenious plan.
Putney, Gray's chutney.	Ritchie, rather bitchy.	hater, me data.
morn; was born.	Saudi, as rowdy.	again; summer-time pain.
pearls, reader unfurls	mixed. be fixed.	Kildare, Emeritus Chair
thesis, complete exegesis	distraught: annihilates thought.	fault. I vault.
Tring, to bring	head, to "z".	event; been sent.
stuff, gets tough.	ndetermination, hopeless vacillation	curse! in verse.
misquote, he wrote.	vanish, should banish.	Jeremiah, a crier.
Au, about now,	Gideon, matters quotidian.	fails; sayings, tales?
volunteer, Answer:	Trevor, be clever.	lack, didn't stack
Pease, a breeze.	"Look! the book.	Verne, getting heartburn.
forgotten. I've bought'en.	apology, on cosmology.	book; look --
Lydia, the encyclopedia.	Lydia, the encyclopedia.	news, to use,
Francis, true romances.	sack, the rack.	mosaic, and archaic;
Duffy, were stuffy.	Bleekom, (reference book)	Gates, "the fates",
Crunch, the bunch.	Garbology, modern scatology.	parts, nature departs.
keen, the dean,	books. their looks.	test, the best.
Hy, a tie.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - BORING

clue, would do.	Rose, I suppose.	TV, to me.
Whistletown, missile town;	Brother", would smother.	benighted, was slighted.
Vendre, did ponder.	Verde, whatever occurred,	apiary, an aviary.
end, sometimes pretend.	Clyde, was spied.	Walls, which enthralls.
free, over me.	looks, best-seller books,	Goring, out exploring.
view; in queue.	fogey, challenging bogey;	adieu." to you.
sigh. to cry.	Chester, all fester.	mouse, small house;
Balfour, pal for:	day; they say.	domain, in pain.
I.D.S. a mess,	decreed, great speed,	ground; contraption around
feelings, the dealings;	phone. the bone.	sun, to dun.
explore. a store,	place. and chase,	chink. blackened ink.
deploring, on snoring;	distance, my persistence,	boring, I'm deploring.
Ventry, neighboring gentry;	alone; my own.	clothes, my toes
horde; and stored.	Dederonder, a wander.	thought, perfectly wrought,
McKnight, every night.	way; the hay.	Penrose, each doze.
face; no disgrace.	Perth, on Earth.	Montclair, the air;
Hull, unbearably dull;	talk, her chalk.	grate, my pate.
bored, I tore	unsound, am renowned	talk, I walk;
john; numb thereupon;	flair, terribly there.	Tralee, a tree.
know, exceedingly slow.	all, a ball.	rose.... quick doze.
Florida, a corrida.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - CLEANING

chore; I implore.	house, white blouse.	no! "Let's go!"
Bub; the tub.	Wroth, bright-colored cloth.	Lachine, of hygiene.
Hope, some soap.	Foote, I'll put."	lake, gigantic mistake.
clean; a magazine.	Schropp, a flop.	enthralls, big halls,
Dot; are squat.	clean, and Spleen,	Snivel, that swivel;
veins, terrible pains."	suppo't; I ought.	brew?" or two."
Spleen, a clean.	Dot, a pot.	frisky. drink whisky?"
tea. and me."	right? grumpy tonight."	Snivel, and swivel?"
Glad." so bad;	preach, Doris, for...	tea, Dorothy be;
vast. right past.	biscuit) and Hugh?"	man?" is Stan."
bliss?" a kiss.	mop." we shop."	swivel. Mr Snivel
nude; was rude,	agent, a 'gent'.	Bert, of dirt,
keen, good clean.	Kai, the fly,	mud, that crud
Sherine, his queen.	impress, a mess;	bore; mind-numbing chore.
tub, to scrub.	fame, a flame,	Imogena, a cleaner.)
bugless; be drugless.	chores, polishing floors,	must; with crust,
back; the slack.	Uriah, ever higher.	Lena, sluttish demeanor.
Aberdeen, everything clean.	gruff, doing enough!	boundary, a foundry.
type, would gripe.	Dene, washing machine.	pristine, be queen.
room, female broom.	hush, did rush.	tether, a feather.)

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - GARDENING

Glock, different livestock.	hocus-pocus. autumn crocus.	Meggs, last legs.
green, this bean-	field; corn yield.	cried, daffodils died.
found, the ground.	idea, human urea	work, quirk --
wait, that date	sun; be done.	fever. a believer.
warm. from harm."	bed. filter instead.	smother, her mother.
spread, my bed.	day, cleaning away	old. and cold...
Leeds, with weeds.	agronomy. our economy.	Bo, a hoe!
Pete, a leak;	today; in disarray.	turned; had learned.
Bliss, something amiss.	brother-in-law, he saw	tree, was he,
phone; usual groan:	ructions, their instructions.	dealt, have knelt;
true. perhaps you	offense, my fence.	Hughes, to use.
Sean, the lawn;	door; of manure.	Slade, a spade.
morn, and torn.	Jarrow, the barrow.	Leeds, of seeds.
Bert, the dirt.	distress, I confess	Amelia, planting Lobelia.
tulips; mint juleps.	nice, some spice!	sayin', to complain
sure, can adore.	Rand, second hand.	mown, Debbie Malone,

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - LOTTERY

claim, big game;	mink, and drink	stuff, quite enough
buff, to fluff	do, and to.	sick! right quick,
batch, the thatch	Lotto? my motto.	winnin', be grinnin'.
dollar, I'll foller.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - MAGIC

moose; and goose;	floor. the door.	flair, an affair:
sneered, and jeered.	"Well, the bell?	fond; his wand.
tricks, of bricks.	Ficks, magical tricks.	jail, the mail.
Pridy, named Heidi:	Missouri, a fury.	know" a crow.
basket. task," it	Brace, her place.	Lance, in advance.
Nantucket, charmed locket.	Hank, of swank.	Ooze, from booze.
Stoke, many folk.	herd, syllables slurred;	Mick, a trick,
York, a stork.	Kew, a canoe,	Beller, a best-seller,
tackle, Kirlian shackle	Dee, too free.	Dix, ingenious tricks:
Darjeeling, the ceiling;	Ed, his head.	Rand, been canned.
bide; so snide;	top; wouldn't stop.	Carr, a star.
Crowley, Magick unholy,	McGoo, two --	Lee, great glee.
beard, it reared.	tricks, a fix.	are, my car;
Blaine, the rain;	bank, to thank	clash. the trash.
Teller, Vegas dweller.	Penn, and then	Penn, average men.
girls, and pearls;	Philly, sounded silly;	vaunt, would flaunt
bemused; always abused.	sorrow; just boarrow.	hat. like that!
Pat; a hat,	Randi, a dandy.	Peru, a shoe.
past; won't last.	"There! the air!	fame, assistant became.
yore, a chore.	Nye, could fly;	Brent, sharply bent.
said, his head.	Seoul, for dole.	Greer, dog-grooming career...
Way, and stay.	Matt, his hat,	today; usual way.
nine, the vine.	lid-lock, teleportation grid-lock;	balls, that enthralls.
pedestrian, be Circean.	Mabel, the table.	curse!" woman's verse.
drink, a Frink,	Stan, deep Pakistan.	beer, his rear.
Madras, did amass.	Wells, and spells.	K-k-k-katie? in Haiti?
hill, will fulfill."	widdershins. his sins.	today? I say!
joking; the poking.	Gary, getting contrary.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - MAGIC SERIE

grass, fairies pass.	please; lovely Louise	leap, this steep-
go; spectacular show.	tell, magical well,	life, your wife,
vouch; to crouch	well, a spell.	ask, wee task?
said: thee wed."	me. me flee.	cross, a loss.
wand; my pond,	fond, natural blonde,	wishes, art accomplishes
apply, the sky;	occur, their fur;	see, running free.
green, and serene,	machine, get clean,	fear. all disappear.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - MAINT

topper, new copper.	arm-lock, alarm clock!	condominium, fine aluminium;
Justin, bust in!	saddum, the atom.	'73, Me!!
Nile, amd nubile.	tree, should be.	Maguire's, she desires.
hill, more bill,	think? in sync.	exist. to resist.
hall; too tall.	End; will mend.	escape, duct tape.
shelf, by itself.	brown, value down.	tacks. the facts.
dotta, terra cotta.	guy, might try	redone; new one.
again! until ten.	do, out, too.	commence, now since
used, seldom bemused.	chute, a beaut.	Esau, a seesaw.
Dock, the clock.	pedestrian, an equestrian.	binge, dirty syringe.
sublime, sunny clime.	Rye-gate, high gate,	mess. anyone's guess.
leave; all believe.	ain't. a saint,	Nantucket, luck it
basketball, to fall.	vein, old vane.	Rose, she arose,
spouse, the house.	Clarence, his parents.	rise, and wise."
mired. from inspired.	towers, his powers	top, lifts stop,
reeling!" be a-peeling."	Today, the spray	right, its might;
Gutches, new hutches.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - MESSY

Quebec, his neck.	Rye, black eye.	Joan, I've known.
'n' lap 'n'	Kilkee, her tea.	weird. your reared.
best; the west.	flick; wife sick.	Mackay, society wacky?
McClung, bottle flung.	Pawtucket, a bucket.	car. too far.
Scraggs, black bags.	pink, of ink.	Toots, dad's boots.
able, of fable.	Pally, high tally.	Twiggs, of pigs.
boastful; very postal.	Tess, make mess.	Scamander, the veranda,
Queets, without sheets;	pale; surface quail.	Gertie, incredibly dirty.
disgrace; an suitcase!	in, dick in;	ablution; a solution
Knox. a box,	moth, the cloth.	breeze, unparalleled sleeze.
down, outside town.	Pellew, tell you,	reward. be bored.
Spence, gross negligence,	Nellie, her belly.	poured, is restored.
Yost, a post;	antiques; or squeaks.	gazebo, with Play-Doh,
me? you'll be	Lear, a year.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - SEWING

Blanche, chart avalanche	Bend, frequently end.	cat, she sat,
Dave. did rave,	crocheted, and displayed,	crocheting, Kate's saying;
Amherst, were cursed.	Amherst, mysterious thirst.	Fe, and crochet.
knew, day through.	Z, to read.	Earl, the purl.
Dyer, must hire.	experts, head hurts.	Gitting, of knitting.
close-knit. a misfit.	Dover, a pullover.	Dover, a pullover.
knit; my armpit.	two, one through?	sitting; rain unremitting.
occupation, requires concentration.	knit; you emit	not, this spot,
linen. been in.	Faye, to say,	face, gingerly pace,
do, my shoe;	instead, this thread.	do, from you.
stitch, a hitch.	cow, how --	chow, brown cow,
Pete. did meet.	Capri, her tea.	rule, I fuel,
note, her boat.	Chard, the yard.	though.) talent's sew-sew.
net, they met.	Fran, sewing began.	today, I play
meek, did seek.	A-I-D-A, to say.	AA, to say
Rochester. a semester,	chills, her ills.	school, and crewel.
Hoss, for floss.	Ott, in thought.	Troy; her joy.
Phil, surgeon until,	Gitting, much sitting.	Fred, his thread.
Ross, and floss.

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - STUPID

class, an ass	Krista; of Vista.	engineer, his ear.
Howe, a bow."	Fustam, odd custom.	Delores, De Flores,
done, the sun	Lizzy, a tizzy.	load, rocky road.
doing, for viewing	crime; nonsensical rhyme,	something-and-one, be done;
twenty-two. Colchester Zoo	son, odd nun.	gaff? the staff.
chest, without vest.	sign. a fine	Robbie, disgusting hobby.
Hughes, to choose.	tack, your back!	Afghanistan: I ran,
blunder; me wonder	kids, corrugated ids.	Brigitte, was frigid.
obtuse, or clues,	Eastwick, give kicks.	West, get dressed.
me. anti-intellectual, see?	Duluth, language uncouth.	man, in hand.
Med, his head.	Tebbit, unusual hebit,	Biffin, about tiffin,
done, step one	Mac, a sack.	Pye, close by.
'X', your sex.	calm.) no qualm.)	Sayre, the air,
host. at most.	Jake, did ache.	Lowndes, of sounds,
Ghent, a tent.	feller, a bookseller.	Browder, was prouder.
Yore, exceedingly sore.	train, any strain,	modification, add amplification,
way, each day.	rot! I'm not.	strain. to refrain,
Zook, once took.	McNear, to Lapeer?"	Belsize, and wise.
Jed; his head.	cents, that prevents	Pete, the street.
Ted; of bed	Barrel, bride, Carol;	objects, eat projects.
reap. way deep.	handy. about Mandy.	dinner, and thinner.
Yost, the most:	misillusions, some conlusions,	Erie, everyone weary.
Pete, his feet.	on, sheet, John!"	Eire, a fire.
Troon, a spoon.	wailed, motorcar failed	again; summer-time pain.
fun, I'll run;	right; a light,	bloke! an oak.
abuse, of Dunluce,	train, old refrain:	heeding, annual meeting.
Brandles, her candles.	bed, your head.	blue, unwholesome hue,
"Thus, than us.	Bombay, the day;	Montrose, his nose.
Hamp, severe cramp.	me, any I.D.?"	Rich, a bitch;
seas, cannot seize.	consternation. without reservation.	turning. sleepy-time yearning.
glue, that you	Beck, fat check.	pension, of mention;
stout, great doubt.	progression, pervasive obsession	concrete; his feet.
Flynn; could begin.	Australia, mail here

CLEAN - ACTIVITY - WATER

Leek, quite weak,	clean? almost obscene.	gosh! go wash
dang! bibeleot thang!	lake, a drake	warning, this morning.
fool? own tool!	sogged; wet, waterlogged.	river, a shiver,
rain, Livingston Lane,	sea; and glee	Leeds, complete weeds.
laugh, handy giraffe.	see! rubber ducky.	-- that flubber
Jake, I take	loaded, be 'sploded.	bold, for gold.
Bombay, fine day;	Jim, exceedingly dim.	diver, a fiver.
Gertie, was thirty.	chap, the tap.	Shirley, very early.
Kentucky, rubberized ducky.	Sherman, hygenic sermon.	H2O. can row.
room, and swoon.	Gear, shop here."	Nantucket, a bucket.
Maddox, ride haddocks.	York, and dork,	short; must contort.
beanpole; a mole.	refrained, or restrained	knack, the whack.
-- the hole.	Bauer, the shower.	Ted, to bed.
slightly, over brightly.	askance, from France.	us, spiceth us.
tenderly, the sea.	town, all down;	river; a sliver;
tub. a scrub.	fix, the shits.	hotter, a blotter.
Skye, his eye:

CLEAN - COMMUNICATION - TV

television, wireless transmission.	Roddy, as shoddy.	Springer; a singer.
soaps, suburbia hopes.	Heather, the weather.	impunity; getting immunity.
Guinea, to Pliny.	bed, clear head.	TV; with glee.
screen; be seen.	Barry, feeling merry.	Sissal, viewers whistle.
TV. to see.	Doe; every show.

CLEAN - COURTING

Marty, a smarty.	"Sonny, much money.	Vince; would wince.
parts, of hearts.	matchable, be catchable.	Russian) playing percussion
land, monsterous, and	Ewing, the wooing.	a-cooing, is a-wooing.
Durban, and suburban,	suitor, biorhythm computer,	bold, been told,
strife. your life.	Shnee, iced tea.	got, are not.
chance: sexy glance	thrown, of stone.	Gig, in trig.
lawn, home, John?"	tea, might be.	excitin', delight in.
Bright, all night.	Scone, well known.	Gloster, lost her;
male, mathematical detail.	Vichy, was itchy.	mind, would find.
Mass. farm lass.	Woonsocket, new locket.	here; my dear.
Pennsylvania, train ya'	her; trash her;	blokes; as jokes.
toes; little nose;	hobo, an oboe.	Ethel, to wrestle;
Portuguese, knobbily knees.	Lansing, excessive romancing.	booked, ourselves hooked.
found, this playground.	Beth; her breath.	lad, are bad,
geographical, factors polatical,	Chelsea, at Selsea.	bisque, a risk
Moines, with coin.	Cossey, was mossy.	work, big jerk.
all, to fall,	end, to spend.	Polacks! whole ox!
lay, his pay.	Spain, the rain,	Balfour, wall for?"
gay, No way	flowers, bowers --	low; to go.
date; so late.	Frimley, but dimly,	yonder, grow fonder."
Ludmilla, a killer.	Peoria, adore ya.	Silverknife, her life.
Mel, a well.	Locre, red ochre.	coquetry, a tree.
Sheila; feel her.	Mary, being contrary.	tailor, a sailor.
daughter, she oughter.	said, the head!	thigh, passes by.
hate! must wait.	Jane," great pain	Duquesne, the rain.
antique, I'll seek;	Caesar, please her.	Costessey, was mostessey;
Pooter, a suitor.	Euphamia, in Mesopotamia,	harken, go a-sparkin',
Pringle, stay single.	Nebraska, from Alaska.	man. he-man --
awhile, quickly compile,	Lance, the dance.	know, eagerly sow
Shore, "I adore	yonder, to wander,	-- to wed.
attraction. had satisfaction.	addiction, cheap fiction.	State, I hate)
Ed, hay overhead;	blue, of you,

CLEAN - COURTING - EAGER

Clark, did spark.	Stare. Ida's pair.	Morty, reached forty.
randy, look dandy.	circuity, like contiguity;	Nancy, could fancy;
Tripolitanian, a Turanian,	chance, did glance.	slimf; my limpf.
frantic; so romantic;	town, around sundown.	sad, of plaid.
away, no play,	sun, such fun;	delight. burn bright.
chores, the door,	sight; next flight.	Chad, bit sad.
glee, the sea.	outgrew; a shrew.	farm. its charm.
geeks, of physiques.	sixteen, a teen,	elation, a vacation,
delights! my nights!)	guy, or shy	lasses. the masses.
low, should show;	Jasper; named Caspar;	hair, quite bare.
again; a pain.	quadragenarious, not temerarious;	West, much zest.
Mark, the park.	beaucoups. to Peru.	Denbigh, "Nota Bene.
height, and right,	Fran, a man.	night, a blight.
wishing. be kissing.	Rani, (my johnnie)	Tangiers; for years.
Horton, some courtin'.	Kate, a date,	me. come see.
teacher; reach her;	men. or when	ago, just so-so,
mouth: as vermouth.	physique, exceedingly weak.	around, sentiments abound.
feet, to meet;	Pringle, stay single.	regret, to pet.
Lucerne, him burn;	deference; my preference.	true, like glue!

CLEAN - COURTING - REJECT

Neath, the heath.	McW) a Polo.	research, a church,
fart! the start.	tan. a man.	part; the start.
laughter, was after,	Spanaway, divan away,	dating; patiently waiting,
Joe, a beau.	Thurton, skirt on.	Lou. dig you."
Glenora; adore her.	boy, very coy.	Orsino, me, 'No'"
Mary, of Harry.	lawyer, in Hawayer.	Min, quite thin,
commotion, combatting emotion,	Scott, so hot.	single, at Kootingal.
phone, to drone.	South, kissable mouth.	mind, to find?
Ford, the Lord!"	Magee, home free,	Larry, named Carrie.
crass, the ass.	slot; a love-plot.	coy, a boy.
week, to seek	violins; wore crinolines.	lot, did not.
Larkin, go sparkin'.	Dale, sugar-plantationer, Gail.	North; in fourth.
Constance, any nonsense.	door, still swore.	Nancy, named Clancy.
Huon, and cooin'."	Blues, to choose;	Buzz, with fuzz.
Bombay, to say.	Moran, Maria McCann,	youth, very uncouth.
Bundy, of Fundy.	eyes;" between sighs,	moon, mournfully croon.
brunette, or Yvette.	Mae, to say.	Pringle, to jingle.
Carrie, him tarry."	O'Shea, doesn't pay,	mink?" a think.
Bianca, Fernet Branca:	Diss, a kiss.	posh, a nosh.
right, so polite,	Japan, prettier than.	bouquet. I may.."
Radish, and sad-ish.

CLEAN - COURTING - SERIES

Gloucester, a coster.	Bister, kissed her.	Gloucester, named Foster;
sad, and dad?	shy, of guy.	Grace; suitable place.
double, of trouble.	leapt. he'd kept	score, further explore
done, was fun,	human, Mr. Newman,	began, to plan.
caressing, over, pressing...	light, brave sight...	bun, cultural fun;
dark, of Bach?	way, whole day.	sign, be mine;
frozen, a dozen,	maid, the trade	fourteen, to e'en,
skill, they will.	truly, lovely Julie.	miss, it amiss,
stinger, to linger.	Frankie, her hanky.	Rickett, pick it
nose, a rose,	Stan; her plan.	clan, women can.
those, their nose.	aim, to proclaim,	steed, full speed.
daring; is flaring.	waits. its gaits.	tower, her bower.
choir, of fire,	aisle, beautiful smile.	Flo, and Jo;
bed, she said?	tin, wrapped within	bits, her tits!?
wait, passionate date;	duster, a fluster.	forget, we met.
hair, -long affair.	Honshu, the dew.	true, at you.
loud; ever proud,	wooing, and pursuing	me, brought me,
wife, your life,	should, good --	amiss; and kiss
unload; a toad.	end, good friend.	love, witness above.
touch, and such.	care. I swear.

CLEAN - CRAZY

Stout, wandered about.	Waterloo, of stupid,	quibblings, his siblings,
dollar, Canadians holler,	Doyle, with soil	Pete, his feet.
Lahore, a bore,	Jude, impeccable prude,	coarse, with remorse.
States, his plates.	expired! is hotwired!	Marty, a smarty.
L.A. in May.	guy, can't die.	Sweazy, bit crazy.
It; pack it.	Jane, terrible strain.	tears, uncontrollable fears.
Asturias, and furious.	teas, her knees;	Bavel, to travel.
Fender, pyromaniacal bender,

CLEAN - IMMORAL

contusion, hapless confusion	Bert, was hurt	Cheltenham, pelting 'em,
TV, I see.	Kew, some glue.	ticket, be wicked.
South, somewhat uncouth;	Aloysius, grew suspicious.	theme, just stream.
Byrd, I've heard:	shark, Morgan Park.	crone, in Athlone.
historic, simply euphoric!	Care!"; private dare.	guy; the eye,
Berlin, would win.	Wyeth, he denieth,	smug. would shrug
blur; to occur.	wise, Oil Guys	confession-- every transgression:
dislike... a dyke.	feller; his cellar.	911, bar none.
"Professor;" bes', sir;	Howell, a trowel;	decree, dead tree
trick: tree's sick?	block; take stock.	deed? and greed.
pact? environment tact?	lost, such cost?	sessions, mutual confessions.
East, at least).	Maine; him insane.	Atlanta, a decanter.
fly; and spry;	Quilt, the hilt;	grief; and thief.
Cologne, by phone.	reputation, rapt contemplation	airs, "Who cares?"
Bateman's, her statements.	Alexander, a gander;	event, us went.
late, to wait.	Cheltenham, belting 'em.	he. you see.
growth, in both;	university, of perversity.	Sue, poetry, too.