Limeric Index

"DOCTORS - INEPT" through "ENTERTAIN - TV - XENA"

DOCTORS - INEPT

spice, smelling nice,	night, special light,	hard, some lard,
bed, your head."	fling; could bring.	Beamer, incredible dreamer.
Treadwell, pre-med well.	cocaine, to abstain,	Pease, with ease;
us, for malpractice.	fool; to drool.	Deal, cold steel;
syringe, or cringe.	Physician, financial ambition.	Murit, endure it,
Jack; a quack.	Sills, my ills,	pollution, impure solution,
Zachary, for quackery;	Maud, feeling bored;	blunt, a cunt.
Jack; a quack.	Patrick, wrongly iatric;	Beeches. your breeches;
him; lewd him!"	admission, him permission:	Black, a quack.
rhyme, one time,	misfits! sharp wits!	Bath, an osteopath.
Dick, the sick.	Iraq, a knack,	education, Rx situation,
prescription, beyond description.	here, I fear."	Dale, into jail.
back, bones crack.	wait, too late?	they'll, tiny detail.
analysis! caught phaeochromocytomalysis."	said, your bed.	pose; just doze.
quack, your back,	sewing, without knowing,	news; please excuse
one-fisted; they listed,	insist, my list.	said, his head,
Putney, cut knee

DOCTORS - INTERNS

Homer, one-millionth Gomer.	faints, gastric complaints.	breath) (breathing fast)
symptoms) (bad nuerology)	one-eleven. at seven.	request, restraint vest)
McSnappum, (spinal tap)	tech) the germ.	loose) heart beat)
reddening, be deadening.	Hetrick, matters obstetric.	Burke, wouldn't work;
converse, sounded perverse.	Rosborous, the phosphorous?"

DOCTORS - MONEY

Spurgeon; did burgeon.	Bursis, registered nurses.	us, distract us.
Millicent, quite innocent.	class, masse --	varied, and harried,
Will, quite ill.	will; uneventful until	Lear, be here."
plight; so uptight."	tricks; to fix.	mount; a fount.
guts, not nuts.	Gilmore, bill more?"	A, headache away.
Roark, your dork.	will, to fill	degrees, nominal fees,
sieze, he sees.	Sill, the ill,	ills, of pills,
Darjeeling, to healing.

DOCTORS - OFFICES

prime. on time.	regressional, is obsessional.	late," Pearly Gate,
seen, third magazine.	Bill, terribly ill.	late, my fate.
head." nurse said.	crouch, genitals, "Ouch!	Clancy, lower Delancy.
Proctor, unfrocked her.	seen, old magazine,	rows, their woes.
eight; I'm late.	rise, will optomitrize.	Kate, of late.
do, at two?

DOCTORS - PROCTO

Amos, blame us.	Bloom, of gloom.	hear's, you cheers!
summer; a slummer."	homeward-bound, a blood-hound	masse, the ass:
kiss." of this.	men, and then,	apostate, tossed state.
exam, scream "Damn!"	cam- with RAM.	prick, quite quick,"
position, stalwart physician,	Mike, to hitchhike.	Glass; high class.
get, rather forget;	McGee, to see	Coulder, and bolder,
suspected, was suggested.	bolder, grow older.	sass. are crass!"
gay; one day.	kicking, soon ticking.	mine, space unbenign.
mine, it shine.	Vere, the Rear.	technology, of proctology.
trollop, large dollop	McGurk, his quirk.	McGurk; him berserk!
yesterday. to say:	older; each holder."	day, doc, anyway.
Stutz, of guts.	Bends, psychiatrist friends	'em, detect 'em!
Cooper, your stupor.	Pee, to see.	Lloyds, he voids.
birth; are worth.	Grass, no class.	Barr, of car.
hole, to patrol;	Virginian, Dan O'Binion,	scan. an Islam.
bend, will wend.	exam, your ham,	technology, of proctology.
Hugh, gynecologist, Sue,	rumor, of humor.	Seuss: cavity's loose!
ass, an impasse.	crass, high class,	Hooter; old looter.
attrition, a decision:

DOCTORS - SCREWING

Monkshire, try acupuncture."	Fern, caused concern.	Dr, of Pr.
gynecologist, shrewd ideologist.	Hammon: too common.	Park, a shark.
doc, rapturous shock,	physician, stirrup position,	loath, Hypocrates' oath.
Frick, was sick.	Schick, not sick,	James, what maims;
Proctor, her doctor.	Finches; tight pinches.	Flo; did show.
Linkter, clinked her.	Centralia, superb genitalia.	infection," an erection.
pills, maidenly ills.	obstretician, financial ambition.	proctor, medical doctor.
stir, Miss Kerr.	Lancet, and rancid.	quicker, rise thicker.
Drew, then two.	Salinas, medical penis.	Proctor, a doctor;
Queen, had seen.	Gray. they say.	Jane, to explain.
Kate, to abate.	Ewing, you doing?"	Hugh, the flu.
Maine, to wane.	Dole, from Seoul;	Skinner." a sinner.)
Proctor, swiftly unfrocter.	Grover, in clover.	skill, him ill,
Hamhocks, hard cocks.	skin, thrust in.	broke, she woke
Hodges, often lodges	Proctor, unfrocked her.	Wade, and dismayed
Gluck, were stuck	Salk, for talk,	Dr. he Unfr.
Bly, so high,	pain; to complain.	physician, a position,
veracity, Mrs. Cassidy.	gynecologist, patients' esophagus.

DOCTORS - SCREWING - NURSES

physician, illicit coition,	surgeon, not virgin.	door!" Dr. LeFlore,
worse; simple verse.	her, locked her.	sin, her chin.
Proctor, a doctor.	Fife, improbable life.	nurse, her purse.
Nurse' it's perverse).	Nancy, named Clancy.

DOCTORS - SCREWING - SERIES

France, doctor, "Perchance	cure, cannot endure.	Ryde, had died.
stroking, and poking,	moose, and loose.	bit," her tit,
use, aid self-abuse.	numb." his thumb.	Ryde, feeling inside,
true, a screw?"	doc" her frock,	slow. said "No.
inside, he tried,	remorse, new course.	grays, different ways.
confessed, their best,	seemed, he beamed.	Crockett; its socket.
bony, "You phoney!	Crockett, your socket."	gone; eyes shone.
-- never suffice.	tilt, of guilt.	see, with me.
correction, further inspection;	McGrew, of flu,	detail, grew pale.
facts, could relax.	maid, nor laid.	caress, her dress.
coke, had broke.	air, down there?	booked, you've looked.
peek, one week."	heed, you need,"	undressed, becoming obsessed
wink, I think,	neurotic, raving psychotic.	said, my head,
numbing, your plumbing.	fears, to tears.	Nellie, Doctor Shelly.

DOCTORS - SHRINKS

Stoup, therapy group.	shtick? are sick!"	confession: curing depression.
Grau, certain somehow	hostile; I'm depressed;	guilty; the hall,
conflicts, towards net.	euphoric; or Ritz,	submissive, agressiveness, too!
transference, her head;	dependent; a tic--	Mencia. in "absentia".
plight, cold night,	seconds. ah reckons.	P. come-off-er he.
couches, person avouches;	bored) a chord.	spied, "I confide
Dallas, for malice,	tinker, real stinker.	phone?" named Cohen.
plod, to prod.	Rye, close by,	bare." Take care.
Id, you did,"	ami, la vie."	file, beyond reconcile.
tried, professional pride,"	G. was she.	Finnigan, again --
profession; in possession	scoff, struck off.	shame, their blame
skills, various pills.	lot, named Ott.	Gateshead, getting fed.
assured, the word	say; own way.	Hormel, and formal
think, I'm ablink.	confession, deep-seated obsession.	Dickey, named Nikki,
flannelist, panel list;	C. is he.	Fife, own life,
Backy, analyst whacky.	buff; his butt.	Kind, be defined
confession! therapy session.	V. was she.	song! is wrong;
B. to me,	us. deprecate us	Fern, to discern
think, a wink.	Floose, heretical views;	shrinks, mental kinks
Cobb, insensitive slob."	advice, questions twice;	Z. teacher he.
Pratt, while flat.	Bly, could fly;	fee, observed Lee,
sighed. Dr. Clyde,

DOCTORS - SPECIALISTS

cheap. to sleep,	clinician; a bariatrician.	me, for free.
Lee, you see,	Commission, a physician	York, the stork,
Trys, might surmise,	ophthalmologist. I missed.	respectable, grinding receptacle.
Rye, one eye.	perplex. wear 'specs',	Lee. you see...?"
takes, and aches.	feels, even keels:	bottom, got 'em,
polled, often told	Soint, the point,	Otter, Len Potter,
fret; sexy quintet	Fife, his wife.

DREAMS - CHASTE

Aaron, were starin'.	path, its wrath.	perception, is perfection.
Fife, his life.	cloud, a crowd...	lie, inward eye...
Ford, a sword;	Cheam, ice cream.	heart, the dark.
heir, right mare.	appeal, worlds reveal,	Worcester, seduced her.
gleam, and extreme.	recall. at all,	joy, of Troy.
teeming, were gleaming;	Kife, my wife,	Kiam, of Siam.
Paul, the Mall.	Crete, the street.	yonder, mind wander;
ask? paramount task.	bed; my head.	snooze, the blues;
derive, or five.	Wemyss, her dreams.	delusion, but illusion,
Weems, her dreams.	right, the light.	sleepers, in weepers.
pap, been crap),	Dexter, desexed 'er.	scream, to blaspheme;
disgrace, in haste.	Weems, his dreams.	Weems, with dreams.
Weems, her dreams.	Sun, in one,	dream, would seem.
club," to rub	thought. getting caught!"	sock. "Colossal Cock."
giraffes, of laughs.	finds, higher-type minds	night, it's light?
hot; it's not;	cruise, and booze.

DREAMS - WET

dreams, her screams.	Koo, rubber canoe.	astronauts, my nuts!
path, the wrath.	Akeem, his dream,	chair, "down there".
Pete's, the streets;	drunk, his junk.	Rheims, wet dreams.
Weem, wet dream.	Rheims, wet dreams.	Salle, his morale:
Chad, a shad.	Peru, a Jew.	Bret, yet --
Cole, active pole,	Bewdley, anything crudely!	cadet, unusually wet.
seems, ghastly screams	street, did meet.	Beams; the seams,
dream: my beam.	Poole, a bull.	Stream, wonderful dream...
seem, incredulous dream.	grand, desert land,	Freeman, time dreamin',
Gish, a knish.	stuff; horrendously tough.	scream, and cream.
Rheims, horrible dreams.	Strand, are grand;	heating, hard beating.
McGurk, after work.	Meeking, was seeking.	dream, you scream
druid, and lewd,	Wooster, seduced her.	Weems, his dreams;
monk, a trunk.	Rath, her bath.	O'Maundry, the laundry,
stripe, the hype	journal, and vernal.	Montrose, I suppose.
dreamin' a reamin';	wedding, and treading,	dream? passionate scream?
Nut, luscious slut.	peruse, and reviews.	Shalott, of twat.
extreme, highly supreme,	thigh, our fly;	Fife, his wife.
Newcastle, a hassle.	Geographic, from Afric?	upset, not get.
forget, can bet	Ward, I whored,	grand; in hand
Oswego, a Dago.	bed, my head.	Queens, fabulous screams.
roost, a boost,	Brenda, own hacienda;	Bagdad, a shad.
Jack, in back.	Rangoon, the moon.	Veach, the beach.
Resident, the President.	schemes, it seems	uncanny; my nanny.
Fatima; loud screama;	seams, and screams.	Wemyss, wet dreams.
knee-deep, his sleep.	shoes, of booze.	permission, of coition,
Ghent, a tent.	gleam; wonderful theme!	team, a seam.
Eric, quite esoteric;	-- some sweet

DREAMS - WET - SERIES

Slade, wild escapade,	Belgrade, he played,	phone. a bone.
sounded, simply astounded	obliged, gently inside,	bed, a shred
wearing, and tearing,	overhear, beyond fear.	quick, grown heartsick.
good, in Hollywood,	side, shifter astride.	brake; to take.
Hutton, seat sluttin'	alas, Leigh's ass.	late, and sedate.
mind, to find.	seem, turning cream-	down, scattered around.
mind, I find	please, filmy chemise...	cream, honey gleam.
night. and tight.	night-ass-fucking-mare? a scare:	tricks, in limericks,
dreams, and cream,	streets, by teats.	yearned, has spurned
shower, full power.	immersion, a diversion;	room; wintry gloom.
long, in wrong.	me; clit decidedly.	floor. the door.
again; for ten.	banners, of manners.	train, a pain.
back, upon track.	gleam, to cream	stud; the mud.
not. you got.	soap, to grope,

DUBYA

style, without guile.	push, Jeb Bush,	bush, button push,
what; slammed shut.	steering; very endearing.	Time, they design.
us; hurt Dukakis.	cosmetic. mostly kinetic.	MD, watching TV.
Albuquerque, schoolchildren perky,	ya, club ya!"	Address' I confess,
sublime, few dimes,	well, vicious pretzel.	lighthouse, a shitehouse.
Mobile, a deal.

DUBYA - ABORTION/SEX

knows, lines closed,	Right, a fight;	contemplative, "unusually deliberative;"
debate, trust states	condoning, human cloning;	bill, poison pill;

DUBYA - BOOZE/DOPE

seems, a dream.	coddled; well modeled.	pot, a lot.
lie, '76 DUI.	Barb, working hard,	A. saying they
pol, mastered STONEWALL.	truer, off "evil-doers".	young," his tongue.
papers, the vapors;

DUBYA - BUREAUS

Corps, we'll-never-cease wars.	denying, and spying;	keys, Dubya needs.
Honchos, carte blancho	me. dare me.	Security, in obscurity,
fair, September nightmare.	emphatic; just bureaucratic;	rue, we do?"
free, pork therapy,	eye, the sky.	in, child mandarin
purity, the security

DUBYA - CAMPAIGNING

10:24, might snore,	Bush; to mush.	core, Connecticut lore.
math, humbler path.	bested! be tested!	election! Court selection!
lot, medical pot.	fear. into gear.	Afghanistan, the Taliban.
war, keeping score.	raid! foreign aid!	quotas! an iota,
do; are true.	worse. lunatic curse.	sure, real cure;
billions, harmless civilians.	here, more severe;	debt; and threats.
regard. National Guard.	dismembered, eleventh, September.

DUBYA - CORPORATE

pursuit, much fruit.	solutions; of collusions,	crook, corporate book,
light, inaugural night;	reveal, who feel	say, and Lay?
resolution, fair solution.	falls, big balls,	See, We
S.E.C. and me;	two; bad adieu.	denied; logic defied
insist, a philanthropist.	pissed; they missed.	harken; are barkin'.
jail, the sail;	Brit, a bit.	dish, they're skittish.
fisted?" unions insisted	rail, must nail."	retribution, financial institution.
defected, interests protected.	big! a jig.	wince. won't mince.
speech, to reach.	strife; to life.	shame; the blame
pod, and abroad.	go, with dough,	Mac, a hack,
high, won't try.	Jebby, think, maybe

DUBYA - CORPORATE - ENRON

bed, being misled?	imploded, money eroded,	red; auditors said.
told; might fold.	Lay, the way.	Bush, a push.
you, wish you.	fun, "Diligence done!"	White, soar overnight,
righted, be blighted.	polymath, good aftermath.	be? firm's philosophy.
think, no link.	notion, and devotion	prosecutor! DOJ trouble-shooters,
unraveled, has gaveled	found; its pound	deed, of greed,
delighted; be righted.	Lay, bad day.	Lay, to say
mention, for abstention.	Lay, to play	dissolution, blanket absolution.
institution, or retribution.	crisis, the devices	Enron, cash on;
legs, nest eggs.	count, no amount

DUBYA - CRITICS

twit, like shit.	say, runs U.S.A.	push, his tush?
ought, they're caught	House, his mouth.	no, does show.
do. of you.	Saddam, the lam.	lot. and hot.
knew, of hue!	dictator. been greater!"	wad, splattered Riyadh.
pester, to fester.	own! goat bone,	Newt, skin flute,
America-hater, anti-war traitor,	delusion, we're Lilliputians?	grief, the Thief",
World, and curled,	hate, their state,	goodbye, the Dubai.
Rice, Lobbyist Vice;	taken, the bacon.	gravy, own navy)
again, smug grin.	then. HORRIFIC sin.	demonstration, Dubya's inauguration,
stuck, all suck,	luck. you suck!"	Bush's, that pushes.
explain, U.S. pain.	debonair, quite rare;	Bill, great skill.
guessed; be yessed.	Punch, a bunch.	is! evildoer Axis!
dead, we're led.	impertinent, the firmiment,	Chirac, a shock.
rush, his tush.	sign, aura sublime.	Bush, and push.
that. nothing flat.	overembellish, be hellish.	vile, a smile.
inspection; lack convention.	kid. he's hid.	legislation, our nation.
six, his tricks,	twenty-ought-three. of prosperity.

DUBYA - ECONOMY

dirt, dead cert	recession, triumphant session	not, had thought.
easin' holiday season.	steers, our fears;	debt, terrorist threat,
speak. knees weak.	us, a plus.	bet, to get
guts, budget cuts.	truce'll, as usual.	update, jobless rate?
brakes, the shakes.	all, clarion call.	credit, economy's headed.
find, old grind.	POTUS, will notice	recession, and repression;
consuming, begun pruning.	gain, others wane.	success, under duress,
"Please, goods overseas.

DUBYA - ENVIRONMENT

solution, for pollution.	Bush; to push.	forming, global warming;
supplies; he replies,	john, shat upon.	find, or fines,
trees, its knees.	improve; and move.	elected, beef's inspected.
nice, immenent cris-	world, flag unfurled.	street; more discreet.
fuels, corporate tools	nation, promote conservation.	courtin'; was sportin'.
do, thorough review;	W, hates caribou?	administration, small correlation.
judge, their sludge	pooling, was cooling.	brink, to think.
pus; this fuss?	day, go away,	spring"? ominous ring,
pollution; cost diminution.	gas, his class.

DUBYA - FAITH BASED

wishin' October position.	VI, is nexed	distaste, outfits faith-based,
haste, are waste;	democracy; a theocracy:	end, this portend?
democracy; demands theocracy.	bureaucracy, our Democracy	Bush, last push.
fraud; of God.	schools, Wing drools;	favor, organized labor.
Prayer, some care.	Bush; its tush.	historic, words allegoric;
long, conservative song.	great, Iraq straight.	follow, seems hollow.

DUBYA - FOREIGN

Jordan, stern warnin':	Japan, (twice), Pakistan,	ya, southern Australia,
Korea: idea --	Fascists, hot ashes.	treaty, cheatee --
store, any more!"	situation, sly innovation;	joke, nation's broke.
it, well acquitted	dude, and shrewd.	agrees, to cerise,
see, I.C.C. --	States, their hates.	ya', and Syria;
Dubai, regular guy;	picture, a feature,)	way, far away,
anymore, totally deplore	borders, hanger corridors.	me, National Security".
over, in fire/brimstone/clover.	mothers, and daughters,	Son, was young,
Pass, and gas	Bush, this ambush;	lad, his dad.
egregious, new Aegis.	pair, was there.

DUBYA - FOREIGN - AUSTRALIA

Blair: over there.	up; huge shakeup.	land, my hand.
dejected, country rejected	Texas, vex us.	completely; up neatly.
Texas, its excess	reception, are deception.	reat!" our guest!
soil, a Royal.	John; terribly wrong.	shook; one look.
Dubya, (John Howard	Shrub, a nub.	under; like thunder.
Texas, his breakfast.

DUBYA - IMMORAL

fight, election night.	fan, they scan,	views, then lose.
man. Viet Nam.	great. to celebrate.	him, teach 'em!"
execs, own necks.	defaults, "Sergeant Schultz,'	ditch, Marc Rich;
guy; can fly.	know, a CEO.	polls, my goals,
politics; my sidekicks,	fright, strict oversight?	cues: to lose!
phones, American homes,	Rights, up tight.	reached, all breached.

DUBYA - JUDICIAL

do, for you?	courts? good sports.	Tower, to cower;
Dems, political ends,	friends, political ends,	election: and direction.
Gore, to four,	first, Court reversed	order, our borders,
court-martial, as impartial.	awareness, procedural fairness;	truthful, you --

DUBYA - LOBBYS

willing, Alaska drilling.	Bar, too far.	made, free trade;
loyal, he'll toil.	do? to you,	Will; as shill.
hesitant, of precedent	knows, big H.M.O.'s	torpedo, free-market credo.
butter; for clutter!	sand, and Demand!"	L's. it foretells.

DUBYA - MEDIA

in: Bush win.	ballots, as invalid,	writes, handwriting nice,
use, merely confused,	demand, by hand;	won, honestly done.
labor, their neighbors	How, I'll allow	declared, less thought-impaired.
elisions, destructive decisions.	alliegance, all expedience.	Flynt, First Amendment
push, go whoosh,	VERBATIM, rate 'em	hints, dark stints,
see, out free.	abhor, the poor.	controls, George's polls;
press, during recess	roll, approval polls,	waning, abruptly abstaining
all, pollster's call.

DUBYA - MINIONS

man! astray, man.	Baucus, Democrat Caucus.	-- of Bennett,
Nelson, bells on	trio, and Breaux,	Miller, contract killers,
groaning; they're droning.	inside, bureaucrats hide,	conclusion, shadow illusion.
Rove, he strove.	Scooter's; his tutors.	cried, his side.
guess, Herr Hess.	who, was untrue.	howl, General Powell.
Powell, strange vowel.	friend, military trend.	land; feels grand.
say, new way.	nice? sorry'd suffice?	Condi, so fondi.
a, find Condoleeza	toiled, war oiled.	Condoleeza; please her.
Rice, a price.	turned; be burned.	very, Nebraska's Kerrey.
picks, the chicks.	amused, U.S. News,	it; quite naked.
saw, drug law,	licks, for kicks,	noble, that's global.
inspector, Florida sector.	hears, earns cheers.	war, international law,
quaint, he ain't.	jailed, have failed.	politician, of dirt-dishin'.
doormat, is at.	Guiliani, very unfunny	jerk, to BURKE.
night, conservative right.	today; must stay.	fire; are higher.
place, the race.	ain't, a complaint,	sick; will pick.
upheaval, call evil.	day, history's way.	rights; Rice --
hush, to gush	quit, one bit.	please, your nominees.
delight; quite polite.	emperor, aberrant whore.	wavy, as gravy,
say, him away	DeLay, and dismay,	Ridge, bald SORTILEGE,
land, and demand.	harm, defensive arm,	wail, not assail.
greats, really hates,	quick: Pentagon sick.

DUBYA - MINIONS - ASHCROFT

gracious, Judiciary Comm)	males: Ashcroft's jails.	Swiss-cheesy; it easy
admit, to submit	rights, a birthright	Department, and comportment.
due, and Blue.	attack, his pack;	fans, big hand
law-abiding, in hiding.

DUBYA - MINIONS - CHENEY

Dick, its tick.	Bush? (Cheney)	Cheney, too many!
rainy; patently crazy.	stent, was rent.	like. the pike?
guy, for why	sue; do --	peeve, this eve!"
CEO, to know.	docket, sock it.	ranch, a trance.
brainy, Dick Cheney.	treat, their feat;	Dick; got sick.
worse, famous F-curse	see." with glee.	wove, Mr. Rove
lot, might plot.	can, my man.	said, till dead;
cheap. long asleep.	cast? the past.	say, his Veep...okay.
near, and ear.	shooter, be shrewder.	struck, bad luck."
you, your crew."	Burr, shootings occur.	face, Cheney replace.
knocked, and shocked,	attire, Longhorns admire,	ammo, a "blammo!"
McClellan, no tellin'	Halliburton, not certain;	stuck, that suck?
disclosed, a pose.	chagrin, the chin.	alerted, was subverted.
Braille; his tail;	nation, Bush administration.	lacking; Guards packing.

DUBYA - MINIONS - RUMSFELD

wary; is scary.	Canaries!" shoot aviaries.	suburban, visit Teheran."
spake, were fake.	veer; quite clear.	bubbles; in troubles."
hero! Like Nero!	nations; public relations.	along, or long.
mean, you've been!	direct, is correct.

DUBYA - MONEY

track; come back.	bicker, is quicker;	spend, that send
mob, government's rob.	fates, Bill Gates.	citizenry, folks generously,
'vetted', was indebted	George: malpractice awards,	threat, in debt,
college, knowledge --	Dakota, meet quota	whining, start mining;
gambit, great hit.	heat, the street.	took, they forsook,
frustration, fund renovation.	so; ethics go?	cowboy, Dow, boy.
Reserve, security swerve,	state! can't wait	voting, loudly gloating;
abolish, equals college;

DUBYA - PATRIOTISM

Allegiance; free-thinking deviance.	Maine, the refrain.	home, or Rome;
ill, the kill;	surety, absolute purity.	ledge, the Pledge.
lesson: don't question.	crew, was due.	removed, because ACLU'd.
Pledge, an edge.	Ventura, and bravura,	politician, a mission.

DUBYA - PRAISE

error, the bearer	days, many ways.	united, and far-sighted;
speed, real need,	possessed, each test;	relief, true belief;
now; hustings vow	Perot, ah know,	stalls; and falls,

DUBYA - SMARTS/STUPID

sensation, Yale education.	again. time when	win. from within;
legislation, pro-lifer's relation.	Bush, to push	Queek, truly unique.
there, did declare:	Blair, I swear!	find; a kind.
slight, possibly might	- out thar.	man, would scan;
is, he chooses.	twit; in wit.	bike, cactus spike.
right; heckuva fight.	man, or Iran.	seen, too obscene.
law, they saw!	screed, better concede.	one-of-a-kind, Dubya's mind.
water, arsenic slaughter.	new, a few.	boosh, his toosh.
subliminabubble; is inimitabubble;	rare, is where	Oedipus, of Daedalus
House, in nous!"	PHATIC, sputter sporadic,	Sun-Times: his mind.
arrayed, vs. Wade,	haws, confused awes.	rush;' Texas oil-gush.
sanity; scary inanity.	sensation, Yale education.	clown, of renown.
agree; you see.	my! their eye.

DUBYA - SPEAKING

declared, be shared?"	tremble. grammar resemble.	walk," could talk.
humble, without stumble.	fool; a rule.	announced, his mouth.
made, Liberian aid?	is, just vexes,	stopping, crude malapropping.
implying, be trying	guy; doesn't lie,	Hell, a spell.
techniques: means weeks.	recall, tales tall.	ya. pain ya.
tell; a bell.	show, reporter 'asshole.'	prequel. a sequel.
long, is strong."	elation, this nation",	trace; each place
spinning, are thinning.	druthers, our brothers.	sent, hunt event.
true: you do.	decision, with derision.	Locke, to mock.
criminable, that's minimable.	SQUIB, the crib,	fear, bureaucratic career.
Dys-union, an Onion.

DUBYA - SPINNING/LIES

quake, California shake.	light, or insight;	reason, his legions,
anesthesia, Dubya's paramnesia;	aim; big names.	start, his heart;
lied, physical side.	surcease, which increase.	will, madly until
lied, be denied;	Willy: one filly.	foozled, well schoozled;
ending, still defending.	hip, let slip;	know, to go;
prize, war-monger guys,	scandal, Clintonite vandals	Laws," blue states)
approbation; right-wing convocation.	release, soldiers decease:	"privatize" got wise.
Pie; big lies.	Bush, a "putsch".	spinning; is beginning.

DUBYA - TAXES

Tax, focus attacks.	heroes, to zero;	tops, Congressional GOP's.
health; with stealth.	dew, oligarchial few;	predicted, were addicted
course, white horse.	anthrax, brass tacks.	purse, be worse.
bear; isn't there,	recall, last fall,	grin, Democrat spin.
address, tax-cut largesse,

DUBYA - VOTING

mind! his kind."	Hair, the fair,	explain, all remain.
summer, a bummer.	crap, long-faced chap.	bequeath, of sheath:
harm, a charm.	race, in place,	lose-lose, we choose.
machine; human beings;	more, the score.	D.C. can see;
elation, his station,	hot! would not!	bad, I'm glad
place, my face.	election, great circumspection;	Supremes: it seems.
Harris: are embarrassed.	Dade, of State.	hurty, done dirty.
jealous, wide fellas	Gore, once more.	stand, be banned
souls; president's roles.	GWB, you see,	hour, a flower.
Albright, of sight.	be, not GOP;	PORTEND? the end?
characterized, corporations, disguised;	rhyme, Christmas time.	mad, launching pad,
blue, that's true.	beat, a feat.	hour, electrical power.
nation, this station.	hypocracy, upholding democracy.	through, their due.

DUBYA - WARFARE

Iraq, a crock.	four, by 2004;	mad. on Baghdad?
shush, warlike push.	Reich, pre-emptive strikes.	score, unprovoked war.
twit, him unfit?	exam: or spam.	attack? on Iraq.
AMOK, be stuck.	dismayed: be made."	Distraction, real satisfaction.
this: I insist.	Iraq, under attack	Laden, has gotten.
Shrub, a Scud,	sublime, his prime?	tell, is hell.
hidden, have forbidden	press,) to guess	dearer, fear a
insulting; was revolting.	war; is for.	Bay, their say,
brainy, imprison detainees.	night, to fight.	force, a horse;
Bush, the push."	meet, be complete.	day, gone astray!
Dallas, small phallus.	"War, old score."	simplified, threat high:
know, is low,	mention, domestic attention	fail; II tale.
oration, lower taxation,	ciphers, terrorist divers;	Texas, vex us.
instruction, massive destruction.	Bush, did push.	defense, be intense.
Pie, and sky.	war, isn't for.	day, the way.
strategy-wise, disinformation relies;	foil, a boil.	might, it's right.
last, (Guantanamo Bay)	bubble, in trouble.	destruction) weapons today,"
Day) were spent	Rice; with advice.	if, Arabic miff
Shrub, incredible snubs.	Bush, his tush.	tact, have lacked;
nice, document twice;	lush, to push,	clear; they hear.
be... popcorn factory!	Congress, respond less,	Murtha, still furtha.
president. are non-existent.	rehearsed, the worst.	dread, gleefully said:
Abdullah: your bulla.	pain. you again."	say, some way,
Bush, to push.	peaking, is seeking.	skulduggery; as buggery."
recall, fall --	boil, Iraq's oil.	President, self-evident --
plan, D Weapon.	Georgery, mideast wargery.	beef: much grief."
better, bragging letter:	me. we see,

DUBYA - WARFARE - SERIES

moon. facing doom	double; your bubble,	needs, Democrats leads,
Blair. I care?	chap, usual crap,	hide, mission defied
chap, his lap.	Saddam, ultimate bum,	on, its gun,
worldwide, mass homocide.	immense; was intense.	polls, their holes.
Vietnam, big bombs.	plains, the brains	unwind; willfully blind;
ingredient, it expedient.	greatest, the latest;	Bush, into mush,
greet, my sweet.	son, have won,	truth, to tooth.

ENTERTAIN

man, and fan.	base, a trace	Ciardi? wit shoddy.
Ciardi, and hardy.	Ciardi, appetite hearty.	Asimov, spasm of
style, a while,	Star, the bar.	Joe, every side-show.
Channing, is planning.	-- scrota --	air, a care,
chatter, musical platter,	Gainis, true gayness,	sex, wears specs.
Dottie, but naughty.	shape; couldn't escape.	Knievel, fresh diesel;
Floyd, to avoid.	Frank, the bank.	Houdini, of Puccini.
McGarrett, a parrot.	focus, his hocus.	debunk, peddling junk
rules; he drools.	two, like Hugh.	moratorium, Hefner's Emporium.
money, they're funny.	day, go away.	day, Hip Hooray!
day, to pay	Dodd. my God!	Page' the rage.
died; just cried.	Russell, her bustle.	Russell, development muscle?
died; Dean decide	docile, wide GLOSSAL.	Adie, was shady.
time, Paris street-crime.	prediction, painkiller addiction	Snerd, frequently heard
dead; her head.	Brazil, his quill.	O'Donnell, as faunal.
mention, close attention;	you. or two:	halls, curtain calls.
Joe, and so	Brent, his tent;	Talluhlah) a hula)
Guinan, and dinin'.	trepidation; mildest sedation.	-- inches tall.
abuse!" no use.	dummy, its tummy.	Review, to do.
Bleeth, her teeth.

ENTERTAIN - BRADY

Alice; a chalice.	bitch; a ditch	lady, so shady.
Brady; a lady.	Farrell, a barrel.	Stan, a man.
attic, some static.	flawless, enthrall us.	architect, getting erect,
thinking, been sinking	missing; for pissing.	lawn, raging hard-on.
Bunch, wee hunch	Bunch, a hunch,	what? 40-foot putt.
Brady, fine lady.	lasses, surpasses -	chance, boys' pants.
phallus, no malice,	panicked, can act,"	Peg, some leg.
Bradys, of Hades.	Bobby, turns knobby.	jeans, she preens.

ENTERTAIN - BRITS

Wheen; be seen.	Wheen; the queen.	Bough. to scoff,
Walker, a corker.	Sam, a damn."	Perkins, raw gherkins.
TOUSLE, pleadings spousal,	went, to frequent.	Savile, to unravel.
doing. who's sueing.	Brooking, nobody's looking.

ENTERTAIN - BUFFY

slayer, a player.	slayer, pay her.	slayers, with layers.
teams, much steam,	fellow, and yellow.	tries, the guys.
benighted, be affrighted.	"Enough! I'm tough.	Buffy; a toughie.
Slayer; nay-say her.

ENTERTAIN - CHILDREN

today; Green Bay!"	me," can be.	dinosaur, a whore.
Bart, everyone's chart.	lass, me gas.	turd, the bird.
furred. whole herd;	Kenny, got any,	away, will play
good, the 'hood.	scoff, a cough,	shtick; the trick.
Wee, you agree.	Wee, my Z.	Complete, the street.
TV, of Peewee.	bind; at times.	hunt, was blunt.
condition, his contrition.	Earl; or pearls.	aesthete, Sesame Street,
heat, Sesame Street?	again, be slain.	Kenny, of many.
snark; the mark.	heads; killed dead.

ENTERTAIN - COMEDY

must, much nonplussed	Andy? was dandy;	Kingfish, could wish;
today-- Dice Clay.	KKK, in La.	quirk, his work.
Fife, a knife.	Jed, the bed,	oughter, a slaughter.
Arizona, a boner.	cope, and dope,	84th, pour forth
Bunny, be funny.	aggrieved; is bereaved.	day; he's say.
Kaminsky; on beginsky,	smashed, it crashed.	eschew?" I'd view.
flaggin' with dragon.	Allen, irreverent talent,	Eddie, quick heady.
-- her say	deGeneris, Penner is.	DeGeneris, be penniless.
DeGeneris, mons veneris.	DeGeneris, enter us.	DeGeneris, "tenor" is...
who, loose virtue,	there, not fair.	universal, be controversial.
wit, a fit.	lad, and dad;	Gobel, and noble,
sex, of mine,	showman, famous COGNOMEN.	- every penny.
-- paint-spraying can.	cam, a damn.	failure. impale ya.
whirl, a girl.	Berle, wardrobe girl.	Soak, new joke.
Murray, a hurry.	Azores, some applause.	buffoon, to moon
TV, anxiety free,	Barr, did mar.	Dwight, every night,
-- wasn't him.	tight. hot night.	Moe, "Ho Ho",
asunder, and plunder.	Cox, a box.	do, and new?"

ENTERTAIN - COMEDY - GILLIGANS

Gilligan. every man.	why, went awry.	island; cry and
Skipper, dip her.	too, for two;	hot! is not
Howell, by jowl.	professor, father confessor,	Ann; a fan.
mate; a date.	back, some slack.	tale, a swale.
landed, were stranded	Anne, the sand;	Professor... detest her!

ENTERTAIN - M ALBERT

defiled. he smiled.	today. did say.	wait, his fate.
end. does bend.	confess, her dress.	press: your dress?
smitten, sex kitten.	Bod, the nod	true." I knew
bored; he'd scored.	cuff, sex rough;	highballs, libido calls.
inviting, Marv, exciting.	sportsmanship, Albert's unzip.	agog. a cog.
seat. easily beat.	before, foreplay galore,	court, only retort:

ENTERTAIN - RADIO

Three, for me."	BBC2, brand new.	Two, is askew."
Rush, to hush.	Four, Lord Haw-Haw.	more! operas galore!
Paul, by all,	guy, a try.	One, no fun.
listen, radios hissin';	hale; didn't fail.	night, the Right.
hypocracy, and pornography.	found, and round,	Grover, what over)
(fat-assed) of mush.

ENTERTAIN - TV

telly, of jelly.	Paul, and tall.	Trebek, province, Quebec.
sound, has found,	insist; them desist.	pretty; and titty.
today; go away.	Bart; them apart.	detect, we select
daffy, into taffy.	at. of twat.	Four, a bore.
TV; with glee.	Love, quick shove,	mates, never abates.
alright, crocodile's might.	true, a few.	stew-- to do!
bridal. an idyll.	Donahue, strange retinue,	Phil, a mill.
true, "Doctor Who".	rent, a dent.	Ewingham, "viewing 'em,"
Davey, or wavy,	cable, are fable,	rage, every age.
consult, and occult,	Dez; a Lez.	glows; new shows.
ITV, Channel Three),	guy; and shy.	Jerry, quite scary.
TV? more trashy;	TV, a she,	Cleaver, a diva.
Baird, he'd dared	scorn, in porn,	show; by blow.
chat." was flat.	Panorama, a charmer.	Ailie? the galley.
roars, swinging doors.	stop, a cop.	play, a toupee,
flick, of sick.	Margot, of cargo.	snob; a cob.
Moore? next door.	school, showed cruel	dispute, our salute.
detente, bon vivant,	fun. it's one.	Carson; greedy parson.
Rose, never disclose.	back; a stack.	Pam, or gam.
it; scotch it,	suppose," named Bowes,	J. (private investigators)
satisfaction, viewer attraction,	TV, the free.	son, much fun.
Struthers, the others.	soaps, suburbia hopes.	Ewingham; viewing 'em,
Skinner, for dinner?"	he? did see.	agree; to me.
City;" a pity.	sex, with Becks.	here; sweet dear
buff. get enough!	old; been told.	recorder; our border.
script; well equipt,	Wizard) warmed-over gizzard.	thing; a king.
Steed, to heed	bed, telly instead.	on, that belong
show. what's below.	strata; a sonata.	pass, my mass.
bed, could shed.	channel, erudite panel;	TV: dysfunction's E.D.;
hickey, a quickie."	toe, flagrante delicto,	Dr." shocked her,
Mulder; a smolder.	Mulder, his shoulder.

ENTERTAIN - TV - COMEDY

Meathead. will shed.	sick, sometimes click	place, Letterman's face.
Cone;, has flown?	hot! a lot!	runt! miraculous stunt.
said, down overhead,	greats, legacy rates;	show, tomahawk throw.
Grammer, yammer --	Milligan. pill again,	mean, brilliantly keen,

ENTERTAIN - TV - MEDIA

fuss, show "OMNIBUS;"	Bill, quite shrill.	Huntley, and bluntly.
Rather, folk gather.	prude, and lewd.	Fire, a buyer.
-- more tact.	Cosell, language Nobel,	Grandiose, often verbose.
Hughes, to news.	Larry, did marry.	Lane, other's insane.
Rather, we gather.	abysmal; DOA dismal.

ENTERTAIN - TV - XENA

hair, ambrosia somewhere.	Queen, and green.	(??-McW) truly revealing.
staff. would laugh.	rush! Shush!"	Queen! fair Gabardeen.
night, dim firelight.	subtle. any rebuttal."	staff, would laugh,
Gabrielle, darkened well.	Xena, any meaner,	Greece, golden fleece.
braless, was topless,	Vidalis, no malice.	Gabrielle, villains hell.
slave, to behave.	Xena; sexy demeanor.