Limeric Index

"LETTERS" through "LOCATION - BRITAIN"

LETTERS

Sanders, Ann Landers.	pose, anyone knows.	kind, your mind,
card, swallow hard)	wrote, firm note,	Broon, feet doon.
time, tropical clime;	trying; cut-rate flying.	-- so crass.
spel, boath well	Golightly, gentleman sprightly.	O'Vine; all mine.
heat. let's meet	off, rocks off!	meet, my sweet.
divine. Underground line	tickled, a trickle.	letter; it better.
bit, to twit.	online, is fine.	wrapper, quite dapper!
brother; each other,	Millie. nothing silly.	letter, upset her.
suppose, well-polished prose.	classes, for Lasses;'	Kid). ten quid?
Breaulieu, Anthony Newly.	speak, Saturday week).	bras, to Mamas.
Trier, a year,	letter; likes better.

LETTERS - DEAR ABBY

Abby, a cabbie;	cabbie; him crabby.	do? we're through.
do, to screw.	Gabby, Dear Abbey.	received, be believed.
I, wonderful guy.	apart, teen-age sweetheart,	Jack, for alack,
tramp! little vamp!	O'Hara, Yogi Berra,	Abby, I'm flabby."
Toledo', swollen libido:	philanders. and squanders	wrote, getting remote,
oodles, prefers poodles.	Miss, bliss --	bereft. has left.
Buren: Dear Abby,	joke. and coke..."	Chuck. no luck.
-- his spasm.	-- her spasm.	Abby. a Swabbie.

LETTERS - DEAR JOHN

backing, quite lacking.	face, really base.	treat; be beat,
pool. even cool;	John'? mere john.	Harry," won't marry.
know, weeks ago.	verve, her nerve.	John' long gone.
end" "... comprehend."	upon, of Jean,	Larsen, female arson.
occur, of her.	fawn, back lawn.	nowadays; comfort conveys
John; by Yvonne.	began, you can.	Vi, bar I
revolting; are jolting.	Fetter, one better.	naive, he'd grieve,
got, is shot.	bereft; has left.	fond. know) beyond.
good-byed. are supplied.	gone, "Dear John,	replied. you cried.
Ron, nearly gone."	mate, a date;	on, successful, well-born.
gone, carry on,

LETTERS - MEMOS

[?], too free,	teachers, dominant features	college, the knowledge
sign, strongly opine	note, too remote.	today, way --
Board. the Lord	freeze, and fees,	when, the men?
resolute; nor galoot.	mews, and screws,	majority, united priority
depart, to start.	jet, courier met,	Staff. unfortunate gaffe
prices. cream slices	decree, one knee.	repair, and fair.

LETTERS - MISS MANNERS

deduction, girls' instruction:	meaner! is keener.	hum, man come.
example, so ample,	crown, won't drown.	lacking, are snacking
birds! flattering words	twit; a bit;	wrong, slathering, strong.
houses, it rouses,	disrobes, (no bathrobes),	refrain, in rain;
place, with lace	door, a whore,	brace, some grace;
finesse, less mess.

LIMS - FACTORS

toast: to roast,	see; can be.	begin, limericks spin;
Bruce, his excuse,	scrawl, eight ball;	support, limericks short.
decreed... readily heed.	sounds, to hounds.	rhyme, my time.
clothes, pretty close.	bait. I hate	admit, with wit.
rhyme, much slime,	telling; from smelling.	bleakly; quite meekly.
hums, triple-time ta-da-dums,	fun, is spun.	glamour; and stammer.

LIMS - FACTORS - DEFINED

averse, a terse	pale, to rail.	expressed, the rest.
cybernetic, be peripatetic,	West, a jest	terse, to coerce,
part, and smart;	scene, fore serene.	verse, so terse,
one, rhyme won.	release, can please.	sure, no more.
dead. critics said.	delete, now obsolete,	dear? is clear.
wife, in Fife.	ill, but still,	today, I may;
years? Well, cheers.	due; dear Sue.	fuck, quick suck.
feet, the beat;	pith, like "myth,"	feet! always neat.
offend, they tend,	-- and how!	antic, are semantic.
dimeter, the perimeter;	Mick, form "limerick":	deaded, it's beheaded,
clean' being lean.	grace, its place.	long; a song.
geographical, themes biographical,	genre, smarmy entendre?	FUN; or pun;
new, is true.	rhyme; in time.	form, the dorm.
pictures, and scriptures.	sublime, ones rhyme.	key; rhyme harmoniously.
rickety; goes clickety-clickety	us, overly zealous)	Satan; no debatin';
it, sweeten it,	confound, exponential, unbound,	Devil, to revel
JOCUND, the fund	good. been understood.	apt, well wrapped,

LIMS - FACTORS - METER

do, not new.	-- be anapest.	Best, with zest.
hanza, the panza:	sincere, might appear.	this, a fizz.
double, of trouble	form; worse form.	climb, a rhyme.
pan; young man;	feet, quite incomplete.	domestic, are majestic.
shit, a bit;	sun, most fun.	meter, a cheater);
site; in tonight.	man, you can,	repeater, or teeter.
Limerick. hard schtick.	floor, laughter, explore	NOW". that's how.
-- toward heaven.	bewitches, libidinous twitches.-	mode, can overload.
think; (with drink).	excess, is nevertheless,	punctilious, tad supercilious,
done, by one.	night, is right?	bit, syllables fit.
meter, man's peter?	"dirty," stirred: he	critique, is weak.
immerse, style terse.	scanned, more grand.	waves; I crave.
domestic, session incestic.	long, no song;

LIMS - FACTORS - RECIPES

perplexed, were vexed,	perplexed, his theme	compress, a mess.
do, or two.	pure; is obscure.	Verdun, line one.
do, a hoodoo,	bet, as yet.	new; line two.
One, exposed And	me, right key.	vicious; quite delicious.
rhyme, their time.	purist, Internet tourist.	know, a glow.
hilarity, ingenious dexterity.	me, much glee:	fun; line one.
-- scheme A-A-B-B-A.	rules; helpful tools;	cheer, is clear;
norm, bad form;	rhyming, and timing;	seen, isn't clean;
door? maybe more.	length, its strength	dirty, often limflirty
funny, your honey	power, sense flower,	limerick, the trick.
spacesavingpoetnamedBliss, houghtnothingatallwasamiss,	bend: the end.	Clyde, took pride.
chuckle, knees buckle;	rhyme"? just fine!	rhyme, certain time.
toes, my nose.	verse, so diverse,	fan, Sailor Man."
thunder! I wonder	thunder, to blunder.	can, quite scan.
story; or gory.	repeat, must meet.	we? demand we
skin. we're in.	concise, delectable spice.	large, a barge.
neatly, in discretely.	Flynn, to begin."	five, longer alive,
stew, it's new,	regurgitated, were fated,

LIMS - FACTORS - RHYME

grind; my mind.	rhyme, in time.	decide. he cried.
chimes. Miss Limerick-Grimes.	rhyme, the time.	speak! all week.
true, you do.	time, key lime.	true, different too;
aught, I'm not!	fillers, pronounced caterpillars,	-- and "bucket."
diluted; oft convoluted.	goo. it shew?	rhyme; after time.
accents, hacks sent.	ex- glimmer, ex-	Dunnoon, a fork.
Heim, prehistorical time,	limerick, difficult trick.	rhyme; the time.
Limerick, quite hysteric.	sublime, of time.	blame, and tame,
go, and so:	rhyme; method sublime!	inj- in j-
Limerick, not Cymric:)	spent, lyric intent	Popocatapetl, a petal.
limerick, psychological gimmerick.	Pete, were neat.	confess, the U.S.
four-eng- "orange ".	Cities, big titties;	Limericks! stummer; "Ick!"s
Limerick, eh, Nick?	A." same way.	Limerick, cognomen, generic,
way, rhymed aabba,	Pitt, "left tit,"	Billy; panties frilly.
Buck, in luck.	whose, that those,	Jaun-les-Pins, a man,
partic'lar; a stickler.	Rick, quim, Rick,

LIMS - FACTORS - RULES

rest: the best;	sincere, not persevere	aim, the game.
advice; more nice.	called, I'm big-balled.	foot! long foot.
anapests, form suggests.	saw, without flaw.	verse, be terse.
assault, at fault.	tact, it lacks.	haiku; to do.
friend, that offend.	write, little uptight;	iamb, will slam
about, print out.	stuck. much luck.	stanza, pun bonanza,
purveying, I'm obeying.	fanatic, to panic.	crude, be lewd
splash, a bash,	sees, just tease.	how, like cows,
crutch, and such.	sham, a damn);	way, limerick sway,
out, ever flout.	think, to drink.	beat, can meet,
write, of sight!	heck? all dreck.	got, this spot.
space, the chase	mad; incredibly bad.	smack, sure knack.
training, poets complaining.	device, think twice	teat, be complete,
contents, or nonsense;	last, this cast:

LIMS - FACTORS - ZSERIES

dear, honor revere.	align, at nine;	line, are fine;
write, of sight".	askew, likewise taboo;	cow, (and how!)
sole, stay whole.	rhyme!" after thyme:	anaPEST, SYLlables STRESSED;
FEET, them SWEET;	ENDing, the atTENDing	emPLOYED, it's TOYED;
EAR! SYLlables SEAR	LUNCH, to CRUNCH:	disappointed, somewhat double-jointed.
style; a while.	see, word economy.	indent, I've spent,
invent, must indent.	letter, look better?	rhyme, of time,
cheater, your meter.	bran; the can.	seek, I speak,
think. a shrink.

LIMS - ORIGINS

Swat; and fat	nurse: and terse.	jack, the back.
lims, new hymns.	rhyme, a crime	peer, bringing cheer.
Jean, be seen."	stand, their land	smart, rhymers apart.
mouse; encouraging spouse.	writer, and shiter.	toas, to boas
lims, lacking wims.	Noakes, Learian hoax	Art, the heart.
started, are parted	Reed, great need,	Peru. to you.
absurd!" chorus concurred.	TRAVAIL. go stale.	appears, be Lear's;
'M' as Jerusalem.	fear, you revere.

LIMS - ORIGINS - CREATION

ditty, still witty.	"I'd, my pride,	knack; too slack.
curse, are perverse.	morn, of corn.	lab, first stab
limerick, timber tick	road, a load.	write, brief respite,
while, me smile.	art, too smart.	seem; limerick machine.
swear, to bear.	addiction, from fiction.	grow, its glow,
write, of spite).	drool, their tool.	bits? some tits)
convert? more pervert?	time, would rhyme.	begin, holiday kin,
Roget; every day.	confuse, and booze.	dumbly; and crumbly.
lines; all rhyme.	sublime, the time	bright; this right?
take, a break	art, to impart?	Toastpoint.com, lines from.
perverse. am adverse.	Rose, one throws	absurd. cuss word.
rhyme, the time,	excuse, the juice.	mine, last line
lewd, and crude.	more, a chore.	Jon. all gone.

LIMS - ORIGINS - HISTORY

told, grown old.	Aiken, I awaken,	Dave, a slave.
Lear, not clear.	Scroll, quite droll,	peek, or Greek.
parchment, patriarchs meant.	Jews, the news.	obscene; in between
town, sit down	time, a crime.	friends, nonsensical ends;
thee, attend thee;	adverse, Mummy's curse,	obsessive, urges transgressive,
arrive; memories alive!	Ditty; especially witty.	past, limerick's cast,
bookstore, "Legman" galore.	go? long ago.	versed, seem cursed.
alive, doth thrive;	time, their prime;	Lear, I fear.
naughty, to potty,	exhibited, downright uninhibited,	contented, he invented.
toastpoint.com, lines from;	guy, I'll try,	"Whatever!" of clever,

LIMS - ORIGINS - MUSE

lead. have fled.	head, and fled;	boss, a toss;
protest, to digest."	verse, verbosity terse,	crude, be screwed.
self-defecation, your commendation	bereft, who left.	today; to play.
pick, random like..."lick".	ban, even scan,	reams, it seems.
drought, and pout;	know, exceedingly slow;	'em, float 'em.
bed. my head.	crummy, upset tummy.	block. the clock.
sup, a cup.	-- Oh fudge!	sit, have writ;
slump; a jump.	fall; at all.	afeared, have appeared.
yet, a sweat.	hiatus; MIA status.	time, a rhyme.
direction, writing section,	snooze, running shoes,	'em, delight 'em.
guy, always rely,

LIMS - ORIGINS - ZSERIES

authenticity, in pudicity;	design" should incline	fun, least one
squat; and hot.	agree, namely 'G,'	advance, by chance.
chit, that it	know, doesn't show.	be, earned PhD.
owner, sell toner;	suppose, still flows;	tightly, so lightly
airily, humor, summarily,	elimination, E's consternation.	pleasin' thinking season.
thought, are wrought,	mine, a time.	here, and career;
time, limerick rhyme.	here, to clear.	stinks, a sphinx;
do, shall brew.	can! of bran.)	France, at romance.
eyes. few tries.	sheep; Bo Peep;	tea. my knee
loo? of Sue.	pain. nookie again."	Sue, my loo."
tether?" wondering whether	here, I fear.	rhyme, limerick time.
lose, No news.	fear; single idea	spent, I meant)
line, just divine;	while, self-satisfied smile;	thought, up short.
stare, utter despair

LIMS - PEOPLE

years; some fears.	Arch? of March?	am, your ram.
sending, no ending.	'em, waste 'em;	cup; and sup.
Earl, story unfurls.	pick, obituary slick.	whines. yet refined
declares, all unaware	plan, "The Man",	gains, old sayings,
democracy, some plutocracy.	staff, the graph.	gate, won't grate).
went; his bent.	career? small beer.	once, (the dunce).
wings; after-life things.	most, stair post.	go, Early "Hello".
jump, your pump.	fun; being glum.	penned, they've sinned.
right; so bright,	proverb'al; disturb y'all.	glamourous, be famourous.
slim, getting grim.	comes, mostly thumbs,	Dave, his cave,
naught; ever fought,	wrong! my thong.	chagrin, your kin.
rim, and trim.	poor, the door	right, thinking, quite.
quim, the brim,	thing, a king,	stuck? his luck,
witty, Limericks pretty.	there? a square,	times, delicate rhymes
most, the boast.	ditty, and city,	crude, rather rude.
due, it through,	butt! to strut?	butt, her mutt,
WHAT? that slut!	Pete? the street?	beard, it appeared;
group, to recoup.	Himmerlich, a limerick.	age; this page.
know? to show	flounce, happily pounce	pants? and dance.
cow, know how	true; you screw;	here; Tony appear?
us. us --	you? there's two.	alone, I'm prone
Peter? meter --	nub? the stub,	Bess, a mess,
tub, a rub,	rife... Pete's wife?	23rd, (final word).
is, and refuses	lumpy, your rumpy,	came, limericks lame.
hooked; now cooked.

LIMS - PEOPLE - AUTHORS

on, scribbler, Anon:	upon, fame on!	time, writing sublime.
compose, straight rows.	prolific, than specific.	verse, and terse.
sticks, like hicks.	limerickers? the stickers?	naughty, or forty.)
defend, and penned,	what, so hot?	great, limmers, "Irate!"
disease; a sneeze.	curse, pleasure perverse	ago, you know
Mickey, lime rickey.	Tennessee, all poetry;	rhetorical, than historical:
penned, common trend.	said, we read,	rare, of despair.
bum; a ho-hum.	meter, be sweeter,	snit; to quit.
shafts, this craft	hard, poetical bard.	-- or buts.
ability; greatest humility.	fear, to appear.	Amie, name me.
time, limerick's rhyme.	curse, limerick verse.	Cards, the guards
abed, my head.	guy, a sty,	James, play games.
excuse, form overuse.	Hines. fishing combines.	name, his aim.
Limerick, couldn't pick.	boring, and snoring;	educate, sex surrogate.
dead; you said.	bright. quite right)	hard, are jarred.
waited, be updated.	Izzy, he's busy	name, after fame,
Don; and on.	diversion, of perversion.	I'm, good rhyme,
curse, his verse,	rhyme, the time.	limericker, is sicker.
time," a crime	it! know it.	this? or amiss?
Demyers, the keep-tryers,	Isle, the mile.	enough, bit bluff.
spot; I've got.	again. in pain.	believe, to conceive.
say; I'm away.	shown, the phone)	crime, a rhyme,
head, often said.	limericist, never missed.	Corning, the morning,
hysterical, quite chirurgical.	worse, who curse.	said: I've read
Frank, high rank.	greedy, Limericks seedy.	time, might rhyme.
writer, slight her.	hoodoo, a lulu	vile, a smile,
better; the letter.	Dick, good limerick.	young, been flung.
CANARD, be barred,	best," sad limericist.	pillar, as filler.
lurking. like working.	Oz. equator because	years, to tears
bed, my head,	art, the start.	Mars", your stars.
inviting; savvy, exciting.	poem? huge tome.	clean; I mean.

LIMS - PEOPLE - AUTHORS - GOOD

Willis; kill us.	rimes. our times.	last; now passed.
deceased; has ceased.	remain. feel pain.	kettle, I bet'll,
wish, so swish.	beast, the least.	cheater, perfect metre.
name; great fame.	worse, quite perverse.	erect; - Elect.
droll, its toll,	declare, be fair.	Tale, the jail;
speak, woefully weak	"doh!" incredibly slow)	hill, to kill;
slim, getting grim;	wish, my dish:	tear, without peer
sixty-five, be alive?	sixty-five, and alive.	need, specimens freed
Perrine, it's divine!	impunity, standing immunity,	lurk? a jerk
moan. me alone.	read, and dead.	fart; playing smart.
away. to stay.	rest. the best.	fun, a pun
ballet. my way.	back! a shack,	racks, to relax;
Peter, some meter,	say! good lay.	dress? terrible mess!
stink, I think.	betterer, H Lederer.	best; great zest.
neat! his feet!	praise, few days	(Bob) a job
verse, a hearse.	Brassel? a farewell?	clue, isn't true.
more, and four;	dejected, while connected.	Thomas, and commas.

LIMS - PEOPLE - AUTHORS SERIES

crawl; to enthrall.	back, heart attack.	Pete; a treat,
old; been told.	Hugh, a few,	help, desparate yelp.
strong, suffer long.	got, that spot.	age, with rage;
understand... me candle-man?	care; your hair;	disasters, or piasters,
well, to tell	pout. writing about	piasters, the "masters",
roll; of control.	'em; feel 'em.	buck, a duck!
could, much good.	-- for bucks.	Lefever, an underachiever,
cranny? your Granny?	fanny? vertical cranny	day, will say,
bright. quite right.)	grand; quartz sand),	own: or Joan.
blighter, called limerickwriter.	fee, from me?	Pete; a treat.
old; been told.	Hugh, a few.	malo- and hollow,
play? posting someday?	gone; how long.	birds, where herds
know. driven snow.	say; must pay	way; one's day.
smell, a well,	fire. the pyre,	too. questioning Hugh:
hiatus, new status.	fell; to retell.	luck, his truck.
Tid, he did.	be, I'll agree.	be, to Tiddy.
weak, and bleak.	wild: haven't defiled.	cold, I'm old,
grouse. your house.	it's, Tiddy kits,	notion, big ocean,
lurked; you're irked.	admit, I fit.	sublime. more time.
proclaimed! thoroughly maimed!	all; a fall.

LIMS - PEOPLE - COMPULSIVE

prediction, growing affliction.	remission; to perdition.	infected; I'm addicted
Limerickosis, bad halitosis.	impressed, combat contest.	test, me overstressed.
guessed, surely detest,	request, do best:	come, stupid chum.
hast, gas passed,	cursed, every verse.	it, at it.
addiction; some friction.	think; a wink	me; limerick sea.
limericks; few kicks.	convention, my intention	night. the light.
compare; changing affair.	forget, the net.	system." miss them."
do, for you.	rhyming, lousy timing.	pout; beyuong doubt.
tub! a scrub.	Tock, was chock	alerted, and perverted,
joys, that annoy	in, a sin!	arrive, they derived
still, limericks until	donations, some bribations,	bias, try us.
ahead, do instead?	rhyme, the time;	cursed. I well-versed,
about; in doubt.	dotage. a cottage."	power;" the hour.
quest! at best.	disagree; you see,	best; when messed.
pen, and then.	today, impossible ways.	fine, as mine.
excuse, Just use	hooked. is cooked?	Chris, clearly remiss,
grandfather, my mother,	time, after rhyme.	curse, of verse.
bed, I said.	head, to spread.	dawn, the lawn,
eyes. too wise.	straddle, the saddle.	face; of space.
pop; to stop.	more! already 12:54.	sorrow; or borrow.
play. hours away	long, going strong.	flounce, happily pounce

LIMS - PEOPLE - CRITICS

said, me red.	attacks, dumb hacks;	addictive! turns vindictive!
worst, all pursed.	rhyme, much time.	commence, a dense
crude, yet rude.	bed, his head.	brunt, and grunt.
today, I play	chairs, your prayers.	verse, gets worse.
wit, a fit.	sucks; or fucks?	minimalism, was criminalism;
write; twenty tonight.	Ward? his sword	hard; a bard,
T.Pot. was what?	boy; a ploy,	joke. nice bloke,
"Yanquipig". very big,	computers, several shooters,	heard, you nerds.
crew, their view	whoopee! Ming Dynasty,	scowl, limericks foul,
fluff? my stuff.	dimple, is simple.	clever, tricky endeavor.
corrections, writer's reflections;	enthused, sadly confused.	forgotten; the rotten.
perfection, cause objection	scene; you mean;	conceit; the beat.
VAWARD, are wayward	strange, completely deranged,	sense, imperfect tense.
culture, the future,	Kafka-esque: simply burlesque,	stout-hearted, get started
fools, the rules.	dash, public mish-mash.	Hugh, out do,
flaw," my craw,	Ted, cheeks spread.	Ted, is dead.
shame! limerick game.	gender, rear ender,	gay. the parquet,
crappy; Sappy.	O'Toumy, and gloomy.	fine, were mine.
Times, all iams.	CASH? her gash,	Marty, bit arty.
bad; too, had	eighty-three, unlettered PE.	bastard, is plastered
-- it --	fine; some time.	-- most acute.
over-zealous, tell us,	place, up space,	whoever, the Never-Never,
lack; "write" track.	mean, ain't seen	romance; word dance.
sunny, plagiarist bunny,	- "in" -	leavin'; and greivin'.
young, are unsung,	Man?" you can.	suggest, quality test:
mistook; a fuck.	read, meaning instead	verse, was worse.
salacious; amaze us.	hell, to smell.	snoring; for whoring;
had, them bad;	Peter, greet her.	meter, much neater.
hunch, a bunch	trunch- a punch.	true, for you.
limericks, to mix.	work; just lurk.	sublime, and time.
bunch! a hunch	-- or high?	peruse, a snooze.
view, to skew;

LIMS - PEOPLE - EDITOR

Asimovian, that's Jovian,	ribald, sigh, bawled:	Kay, one day,
specs, without sex.	Me, limericks free.	rhymes, of crimes.
send, our friend.	crap. the hap	cunts, dirty stunts,
you; tease you.	pudenda, end: a	Greet; the beat;
done," no one.	head; it said.	Collector, gold prospector.
anthology, on biology,	rage, after page;	languish, pang, wish-
late, total eight;	quest, or best;	fast, a blast.
wrote, a scrot,	muse, others enthuse.	curses, of verses;
book, I took	normally, 'The Big	medley, were deadly.
Book, you look,	us, pure ignoramus	drag. the swag?
Tony, a crony,	poorer; a soarer.	wipe, good gripe
Editor, don't geditor,	poet, show it.

LIMS - PEOPLE - INEPT

wit, I sit,	ditty, and shitty.	Mitty, and titty,
request, the best.	say. some day	shout; you lout!
mouth, go south.	brain, to complain,	fear, who're here.
Noakes, terrible jokes.	begotten, plain 'rotten,'	Prague, amorous frog.
work, to irk.	know; the show,	thin, them in.
tonight; anything right,	say, your way,	canny, limerick Granny,
define: limerick's divine...	Art, your part.	attraction, to distraction.
suspense, no sense	twit, little bit.	redic, easy trick.
shot, I've got,	chance, words dance.	Needham, see'd them.
Art, the heart.	it, a poet.	edit, me credit.
me, as the	worse, readers disburse	wreath, I bequeath;
disgrace; your face.	frank; a blank.	nurse, syllables terse,
unkind, I find.	jolly! mere folly.	Perce, much worse.

LIMS - PEOPLE - NEWBIES

two, a crew,	diverted, group, alerted;	whip, and unzip.
Flash, their gash,	too, going through	game. a shame
say, your day.	warps, Bill Thorpe's	who, or two,
polls, our goals,	game, that name.	mind, in rhyme,
fine, last line,	write, a blight.	know, that show
new, the crew.	in. big win!	delight; and night.
sure. a her.	fray. word play	dear. find here.
sure; a cure.	lass? to pass!	indeed, definite need.
few; to you.	be, to see,	Marty, our party.
Kreek, limerick technique;	aloof, the proof	would, I could,
it. "takeover" shit?	board, I ignored.

LIMS - PEOPLE - PENTA/DEEX

P, I see.	it; huge credit	Deex, often reeks;
Deex, poetic antiques;	Deex, nine weeks.	Deex, through leaks.
cheeks, Arthur Deex.	Amen! and pen.	fret, month's Pentatette
hone, the bone.	sure. ever endure.	compose; he knows;
martinet, The Pentatette.	Moffett, off it.	Deex, no-one speaks?
Nantucket, and bucket.	reading, is exceeding	Deex, one seeks.
signed, don't mind.	lose, Pentatette dues;	expansion, fan shun
sucks: 30 bucks;	flap. terrible mishap?	golly! a folly.
cruise, wintertime blues.	perfection, frequent selection	wet, publisher yet,
authors. are "awe-thors,"	taunt, special font.	fools, to mules.
description, year subscription.	sick, slimmer dick:	ad, to sad.
five, three five,	man, named Jan)	quaint; it ain't.
again, among men;	together, monthly newsletter.

LIMS - PEOPLE - TIDDY OGG

twelfth. great stealth.	Ogg! this bog,	brain, anti-litter campaign;
lark. to mark	Tiddy, old biddy.	three, with Tiddee)
offence, Tiddy's defence,	well. just "swell".	thanks, those Yanks.
portray, their foreplay;	talents, my balance.	again; no pain.
flaw, the draw.	fly; his Belfry.	instinctive, succinct of
chastise, by surprise...	Tiddy, Nazarene ditty,	song; elaborate gong
stature, in nature,	Tiddy-The-Wise; a prize,	weird! quarters feared!
bell; must tell;	here! precious, dear,	post, south coast.
1945, did strive,	son, a gun.	hooked, a book.
near, a career.	cider, side, aargh.	home, to roam,
life, surgeon's knife,	fun, his gun.	bore; want more,
'79, Royce turbine,	detached, to re-attach.	1983, I see.
'87, live on,	boon; and noon.	Ogg, his sprog.
spout? no doubt.	Sam. a ram.	alone, uncontrolled bone,)
grown, a moan,	trashes, there ashes.	Tiddy, little titty,

LIMS - PEOPLE - WOMEN

time; with rhyme.	Azul, whose rule	you'll, Golden Rule,
me: and see	fine, and divine,	Hugh, here too.
head, 'cause instead	lace, and grace.	synopsis: hop, Sis,
back, the track.	Big? a wig.	me; you see?
buckle, a chuckle.	enough; been tough.	flood, the mud,
hot, had not.	sit; isn't it?	you, a ewe.
kind; my mind.	green, be seen.	away, might say;
Koch, writer's block.	gone? hasn't shone.	spur, would occur
this, something amiss	sweeter; to meter.	land, is banned.
complaint. is faint	recruit, and cute;	away, can't say.
glow, you know.	friend, to wend	life! considerable strife.
fingerer, a malingerer.	words, than birds.

LIMS - PEOPLE - ZSERIES

dryness, impudent slyness,	began, Clan --	heard, old bird
impel, to rebel,	crass. or class.	estimation," "deserves approbation,
time. the slime.	carried, he'd married.	it. read it,"
unfit, a bit!"	hot, the lot	vandal, to handle.
work, my lurk-	repast, they ask	humor, sly nom-de-plum-er;
discover, will hover;	inept, have wept,	feet, muddle's complete.
scene, poems obscene,	crass, do bypass.	me, o' me,
Euwer, present reviewer.	sympathetic: are poetic.	style, a smile.
NG; to me.	depends, to spend.	fuel? some mind-stool?
above, a glove.	here.... who's queer?	creep, fucking sheep?
you, is due.	thought, else's plot.	virus, hardly desirous),
cure, I'm sure.	ago, would flow.	renewed. I'm stewed.)
stood, bard should	flames, hauling aims;	December, you remember)
spew, would do?	today, to say,	Janets, 'tween planets.
time, sexual crime,	addicted. I'm afflicted.	then? and thin?
street. to eat.	day; the hay.	expectation, on vacation,
dearth, limerick mirth.	wild, haven't defiled.	fuck, a duck.
lame; the game.	rhyme; your time	persist, I've missed.
looped! are grouped,	mention, to attention.	intervene, love machine?
verse, a curse.	day, you say.	AJL, we're swell;
peep, some sheep,	ass; with glass.	West, that expressed
rules, like mules,

LIMS - SELF DESCRIBED

Tuplett, a couplet.	Purcett, (curse it!)	tut! some smut?
money; and funny.	well; is swell.	OFTENTIMES, that rhymes.
D. run be-	Wendham, defend 'em).	xx, impart 'em.
Dubai, quite shy.	lewd, and crude.	unkind. Milton blind
posted, gets hosted,	tonight, the plight	ditch, a snitch,
Madrid. she did!	luck; longer stuck.	punch, a bunch.
line. just fine.	time! a rhyme.	smart; to impart.
Milan, didn't scan.	Trinity, linnet, he	"squeaky"; speak he.
Smiler, simple compiler.	Hopewell, dope well.	Zelling, genital swelling.
rhyme, my time	everywhere, be aware	-- upside-down song.
Syme, obvious rhyme.	Sewter, limerick-writing computer.	Fritz, their wits.
suppos' not verbose;	verse, grew worse,	him) a poem!
-- line 5!	Japan, would scan.	Peter, the meter,
China, much finer.	English, to extinguish.	Liddle, difficult riddle:
rhyme, a crime.	make, you take.	Hoffman, non-sequiturs often.
rhyme, the time.	rhyme, the while.	mind, you'll find
return; (learn)	dearth, any worth.	mercy! line first
Annie, a penny.	moon, too soon.	think, and sink;
think, and sink;	drink! that's pink,	apathetic, waxes poetic.
Bacon, am shaken."	excelling, mother foretelling	limerick, all sick.
cage, the rage.	punctuation; great perturbation.	portray, by 2K,
Xiangling, in mangling	cursed, The worst	view, lucky you!
sticks, line six.	Symes, his rhymes;	yore, was poor.
say, every day,	time, that rhyme,	Styx, write limericks.
few, well overdue...	Drew, line two.	quest, Limericking best.
J. songs anyway.	omit, two obit.	twit, upon it.
permit, a bit.	game-- to fame--	Freud, and toyed.
Nirvana, like piranha.	polite, be erudite.	Hearst, his reason

LIMS - SELF DESCRIBED - NOT

fun! be won?	start, to "fart";	complication, dminister digitization.
meter, be sweeter,	"Fine, post-modern rhyme,	resolve, not involve
Kong, went wrong.	thought, too short.	pass, and crass.
thrill, are nil.	none, of fun?	zero, Emperor Nero.
Pip, lines zip.

LIMS - TYPE - ARTSY

precision, and vision;	like, a hike!	ART?! ass smart.
terse. get worse.	curse; matters perverse.	sublime, elegant rhyme;
"Fuck! don't suck!	friend, the wind.	laundry, a quandary.
limerick, frightfully choleric.	shape: can drape	eye, squat butterfly,
heart, quite apart...	endings, gentle befriendings;	Paris, to three.
alley; men's galley.	bitch, of kitsch.	snow; that glow,
mine, to time.	fire, us inspire,	night; so right.
kay: at play;	booty, a snooty.	back, the sack.
hot, they're not!	May, a day.	sodomy, scatology, blasphemy.
delerious, and mysterious.	ask, (task)	this; innit Chris?
slim, a lim,	taken, and unshaken.	tens, making amends,
astounding; hollow sounding.	resounding, and rebounding	elocution, lim contribution
Peru, like haiku.

LIMS - TYPE - BAWDY

boys? hard toys?	shock, not knock.	bitch; tell which.
passion; week's ration	thrice, read twice.	perverse, to ASPERSE.
write, all right,	rude, incredibly lewd;	salacious, quite fellatious;
hark, gospeller Mark,	etiquette, for Connecticut.	keen, be seen
utter, the gutter;	five-liners, for diners,	crude, a prude.
genius, here betweenius,	plan, young man,"	fear, regulars here,
consonants, dainty dance.	cares? catch unawares.	vex, horses necks;

LIMS - TYPE - CLEANED

seen, been obscene;	while; my style.	us, whack us
clean? fucking machine,	lecherous, is treacherous.	snoring! I'm assuring
stuck, as Chuck.	place; disgrace --	obscene, be clean.
show, so low.	fine. is mine.	find, my mind
rhymes, before time,)	chaste, without haste.	day, utter dismay,
Gene; be obscene.	intellectual, to sexual	vanity, publish profanity.
clean, or obscene.	online, of time,	Bean, out obscene.
thing, limerick wing.	rude, and crude).	whores, festering sores.
metaphoric! -- allegoric;	lewd, be shrewed	verses. all; curses.)
obsessed, his best;	surprise, a rise...	rude; most crude;
Racine... you've seen,	easy, be sleazy.	seen, was clean.
site, editorial might.	site, they might.	clean, bit obscene;
clean? too mean?	away), and say	wrecked, politically correct.
forum. accepted norm.	verse, that's terse.	sting, good thing.
luck, some muck;	clean, looking between	brooded: I've concluded.
complex, to sex;	pleasure; hunt treasure.	here, are dear,
crude; distressingly lewd;	haste. bad taste?	clean; be obcene.
devise, the prize.	K: at play;

LIMS - TYPE - DIRTIED

who, was taboo.	best, is anapest.	crude, and rude
Dwight, all night,	based, beautifully paced.	rhyme, nice time;
clean, and keen,	clean, not seen.	story, too whorey...
this: sloppy kiss.	atrocious; is precocious.	strange, of range.
'em; 'em --	span, bodily plan,	wrong; not belong.
wooed, have screwed.	form: hearse form.	post, for toasts.
"alt.arts.lims"; of quims.	filt-h, to wilt.	deplored, be gored,
things, it brings	risque; that way.	-- some demented.
disgusting! mental adjusting!	book, as "fuck".	aberration; sexual sublimation.
lips, of hips?	lewd, the rude,	slang, that hang,
esteem; a stream	hay, the Day;'	fit, of wit.
seen; I mean.	man, I can.	connoisseur, and fewer.
lack, a hack.	compose; heaven knows.	Bard, a card,
mutt, old hut.	floor, may pore.	quota! one iota
obscene, or seen	win; large grin.	Dick, one limerick.
gritty, this ditty,	'X'. and 'erects',	Moline, are clean.
far; and bar;	see, great liberty.	gender, such splendor
taint, everyone faint.	haste. good taste.	traditional, insults additional.
dose, is GROSS.	pure, uite innocent...harmless...demure.	Jew, Hai Ku,
pure; of manure.	decreed, that breed.	rough, that's tough;
brain, yet again.	edification, a sensation	ass," will pass.
please, to seize	butt; a mutt.	do, scan askew,
hit; funny bit.	condemnation, sex education,	eschew, that's blue,
liquor; then sicker.	machine, and mean.	art. and fart.
rude, and lewd,	inferior; my posterior.	delight, some bite,
proportion, a portion	game, its name.	Rick, near slick.
impropiety, of piety,	witty, humorous ditty.	forehead. torrid --
verse, and perverse	whores, festering sores.	day, to say,
luck; to duck.	wit, are writ;	-- the core.
clit, balls tit.	today, circuitous way,	demanding; really outstanding,
chart, an art.	again, back when,	words; the birds.
plain. shall abstain.	Muire, and impure.	engraved: you've slaved,
told, quite bold.	Taylor, bit paler.	"fuck" will suck.
fear, pen, dear.	Gert, did flirt.

LIMS - TYPE - DOUBLE

Adam, appeared Eve;	suit... "How crude!	Dover, in Deal,
chairs. and pairs;	gun, named Pheasant;	clear, to appear,
whore, the score.	abhore: a whore,

LIMS - TYPE - FIRST/LAST

verse, or worse)	Glover, limerick lover.	write; and tight.
unclean; under eighteen,	came; nor fame:

LIMS - TYPE - MONTHS

vacation, a vocation.	Months, and grunts,	May! is gay.
December. is remember	June, a loon.	September. my member.
month, the month.	oneth, the month.	October, Sue's Dober-
Junes; many tunes.

LIMS - TYPE - PARODY

Bees, by wasp.	Versailles, could cry.	mean, any machine.
blush, to hush.	myrtle, intellect fertile	aglow, can go.
miss, to read.	Hearst, her womb.	wood, been born,
Azores, on skates.	tea, by seven.	K