Limeric Index

"MEDICAL - DRUGS - APHRODISIAC" through "MONEY - TAXES"

MEDICAL - DRUGS - APHRODISIAC

Chisick, of Physic.	Zorn, till morn;	ago, Marie Laveau.
goal, your pole,	fly, pray, why	trick; fellow sick.
Cialis, with Alice.	trite, ain't right;	Dallas, your callous.
cabbages, life's ravages.	proceeding, startled pleading.	bustard. and mustard;
ship, this tip:	Maxine, fucking vaccine.	Wong, (some strong-
smirked; get perked.	Parideeze? heavenly squeeze!	Cialis, the phallus
McGill, the hill,	corn, I'm forlorn;	feared; she steered.
Skye, Spanish Fly.	store, and sore.	Burma, to murmur.
try, to buy.	noxious, burning obnoxious.	think: a drink
hotter; a blotter.	nipper; are hipper.	bad; go mad.
Lima, new Uprima...	hipper, Chippendale stripper.	dejection. an injection.
Brown; him renown.	born; you yawn.

MEDICAL - DRUGS - FOLK

belief, you grief,	angiospermous, a thermos.	scream? to blaspheme!
know, they show	herbal, curb all	root; will suit
bowels, any vowels,	said, in bed.	shiver, you quiver,
plaster; to disaster;	chiropody, the property	say, the bay,
impart; the heart,	appearance, loyal endearance	tea, fried bumble-bee.
strove, the clove.	croon, well soon."	wealth, for health.
I, a try.	C, take Z.	Phelp, selling kelp.
hard, of lard."	Coil, honest toil,	Fox, the doc's.
ya, sieze ya,	Micronesia, for amnesia:	cure, naturals pure,
soak, English Oak,	spin, won't again.	Jill's, oil pills
hoot. would suit	said, the head.	Mort, negative sort.
roots, of newts.	knave, a rave.

MEDICAL - DRUGS - SERIES

shit; cavernous pit.	must, I trust	Dallas, my phallus.
here; no fear.	angina. your vagina?	need, public greed,
pharmaceuticals, be dutiful;	mischance; looked askance.	Fe, for me!
gills, seventy pills.	blessed, couldn't digest.	elation, for sedation.
drink, I think	not, feminist plot	Frank; a wank;
misplaced. does waste.	consider, children deliver	arrived; folks survived.
juice, to reduce.	control, pound goal.	required; you're tired.
pills? your ills;

MEDICAL - HEALTH PLANS

deign, in pain.	docs, monogrammed smocks.	yell; cheap...bloody hell!
wine; of mine,	dejection, of affection,	square, about medicare.
field, would yield.	nurse, no worse.	today, might say;
aspersion, stategy version;	worse, now, nurse!	Bluff, and tough.
be, humane apothecary.	AARP. not ASAP.	soaring; no ignoring.
News, last Tues:	bits, ultimate pits,	curses; be nurses
Granged, patient's deranged.	bed, I dread,	doubt! get out.
stay, much dismay.	fool, plan's cool.	came, support flame.
lesion, a squeezin';	days, he lays.	Strume, me fume,
shaft; that's daft.	dollar, or holler;	rule. big pool.
sky, run dry.	sick, the trick:	brain, go insane.
shoe, be due.	slow, ask HMO.	selects, against hex;
yield, the field.	hicks, so slick.	snare, save Medicare.
be, TV --	provider; beside her.	best-- grandma attest--
state, our fate.	meeting, feeling fleeting,	laughing, is graphing.
band, their demands.	crime! a dime.	squint, fine print.
agree, the fee?

MEDICAL - METHODS

Bud, his blood,	angiospermous, a thermos.	morn, young Dawn
check, my neck.	near, saying, "Dear	van, is manned;
say. right away.	hate; a plate.	red, to head,
three; The fee	dices, magic devices	blush. would rush,
pain, a cane.	today, miles away.	chart? please start
eh?" "O K."	duty." a beauty;	star!" too far;
"OK; me today	best. partly undressed	Ratzoff, fat pratzoff;
Sheila, Pain Dealer:	Madrid, did --	cut-up. butt up
-- can get!"	blues, more booze!"	-- you'll die!"
bidding, not kidding!	denying, be satisfying.	groan, melodious tone,
Marseilles, of X-ray.	Adelaide, first aid.	Boggs, broiled dogs
hoot. birthday suit.	Dow. him now.	jerk; a quirk.
gland, his hand	goes, to suppose	those, I suppose.
great. husbands state;	stud, his pud	bet, the net,
reflection, the connection.	ease, pussy disease.	dumb, us scum.
Flood, his blood.	Couie, "J'ai vouie	stroking, the poking
Bruce, try self-abuse.	said, in bed.	Hannah, metallic banana.

MEDICAL - NURSES

nurse, her purse.	confess, care less.	Ord, Bushwhacker Sword.
down, the ground.	few, the view	day, a sway
nurse, a hearse;	infection, injury detection,	U; to do.
Snow, as Foe.	see, for me.	gout, the doubt.
shorter; of order.	worse, you're adverse:	aide, all made.
Ghant, me pant.	201, much fun.	nurse, the perverse
Jones, the bones;	exquisite, are explicit	fetish; slightly pettish.
nurse, get worse.	body, and dotty,	(tachycardia) a whack.
bloodclotting, alot in	stripping, is a-skipping	heat, this sheet.
Jane, terribly sane.	impression, chosen profession,	chance, a glance,
spite, a kite.	-- doin' --	turmoil, sweet-smelling oil.
Nurse. bit worse.	barged; is enlarged,	meanness, prescribed intravenous
hall, your call.	nurse, her purse.	Dare, down there.
Maud, surgical ward;	Shuler; your cooler.	Marce, a farce.
HARBINGER, calm infringer,	pain. me eyestrain.	week. I speak.
school: softy...How cool!	shaved; Patients raved!	Stallone, Miss Stone.
few, checks too;	(curses) of nurses.	Liz, the fizz
would, said, "Could	said, my head?	Cratchitt; scratch it.
specific, one hieroglyphic,	so, I go	back, a pack
find, have declined.	face, racing apace;	verse, steadily worse;
aware, hospital where	Kay, trouser affray,	me? and free.
ignore; I'm sure.	binge; the fringe.	care, and Claire;
aware, delicate pair	'em; splosh 'em,	will, duties fulfill!
grin; sticks in	nurse, feeling worse!"	luck, so suck-
breath, I'm Beth..."	jowly, and bowely.	"Son, good fun.
agree... must pee..."	stream, a gleam.	calluses, prescribed urinalysis.

MEDICAL - NURSES - ADVICE

nurse, a curse.	witches. added stitches.	nurse, get worse.
adverse, much worse,	assist, the twist.	IV's, patient IDs.
check. they're correct.	McCord, hospital ward.	notes, he wrote,
Cratchett, a rachet.	floor, never ignore.	-- are impressed
elected, persona rejected,	-- your shank.	Kate; verses, narrate;
ceiling? you reeling?	nurse, are terse;	boffin' the offin',
verses, of nurses;	foil, Miss Coyle.	Oyl, did toil;
Frick, look sick.	shirt, quite curt.	night, tied tight.
Ted, the bed.	night, a fright.	chums, and thumbs.
down. a frown.

MEDICAL - NURSES - SCREWED

man. head, man.	led, so inbred,	had, of Glad.
shop, up top,	Shirl, a girl,	hope. the pope.
less, a success.	dress, to caress...	chair, the air;
Percy's, suitable nursys,	shame, premature game,	nursie, private Percy;
door. I implore.	rage; a wage.	age; or wage.
illicit; a visit.	Glock, in shock.	Fla.; hospital corridor.
McGill, the pill.	care, a dare.	bare, to share
hear? my dear?	MacMaddit, had it.	found, and sound:
green, it mean.

MEDICAL - NURSES - SEXY

wrong, and long-	Florida, be horrider.	Dot, my cot.
nurse, to burst;	undressed; naked breast.	Pete, a treat
audacious; figure bodacious.	thought; only taut	see, Yippee!
charm, for alarm.	curse; got worse.	yearned, were spurned
degree; surely agree,	bed, my head.	improved; been removed.
-- to try	sheet, my feet.	cool, a fool,
it, take it.	all! I recall.	wink, probably think
blase... her way.	Polly, as jolly.	McGraff, low laugh.
urgency, constant resurgency,	Dix, for kicks.	Graybull, is full.
perverse, or worse)	tripping, and skipping.	pole, her hole.
-- you freeze?	day, a lay.	inflamed; culprits name.
baloney, a pony.	virgin, young surgeon.	Nancy, did fancy.
divested, since attested,	rest?" his chest,	art, my heart.
brewing; scruffy screwing;	Pams, nursing exams;	true; underground view,
lacks, a yak's;	know, nurses aglow;	hose, Yang pose,
Day, the way.	McCall, and tall.	better, your sweater).
phantasmagoria, and Gloria,	room, goes boom-titty-boom.	sweet, the street;
white, at night,	drool, left school;	place, my face.
off-base; the case.	near, Your fear	DeWitt, unprincipled shit.
sheet, your neat	he, to see.	nurse, to rehearse,
fate. a date,	flirts, white skirts.	nurses, wild curses,
it, missed it."	loves, Deborah Doves;	off! just doff
Doves, surgical gloves;	chap, my lap	sure, the store,
Kate, at eight;	white, and tight,	Jim, for quim,
Fred, in bed,	belle, you tell?

MEDICAL - SURGERY

Kitchener, at Itchenor.	went. young gent.	bikes," Michael Sykes.
operation, my rehabilitation	appendectomy, d'you expectomy?"	unbearable!" is terrible.
Kilkenny, have any;	sick; the trick,	Dix, get kicks.
Ennis, his penis.	queried, had varied.	plastered, some bastard,
Gellicutt, belly cut.	egg. a keg.	Briton, a kitten.
sick; my stick.	Wedge, to hedge.	vision, working precision.
Gleason, tangible reason.	Lambier. was queer,	Pitt, a tit,
reflected, or dejected	them. terrifies them.	weather; him together.
toes, his woes.	Bill, for real:	back. the attack.
Ted, his head.	surmise, surgeon excise	best, was impressed.
itches, your britches,	episode; sinus node.	hippopotami, prefrontal lobotomy;
dichotomy, of me.	Hare, a dare.	suture, any future,
immense." common sense.	session, lasting impression.	hernia, "Gol-dern ya,
slice," for advice.	Fife, his wife.	Lear, paramount here!
Hunt, weird runt."	Eliza's: change sizes.	vision; simple incision.
Nolan, kids semi-colon.	far; to scar.	whatchamacallit, eyeball it."
arteries, like fleas.	foresee, would be.	Sir-gent. with detergent.
suture, any future,	gynie, and shiny.	cut. all but.
Lee, neat apendectomy,	note, he wrote.	irate, to castrate.

MEDICAL - SURGERY - INEPT

curse, been worse.	report. only resort.	sight, all right.
Ender, his gender.	admits, the pits.	shakes; he makes.
knew, calligraphy too.	peccadillo, Mr. Murillo...	Consternation. of frustration.
saw. really sure)."	cystoscopy; a iliostomy.	post-bellum; man's cerebellum.
Yawk, a fawk.	"ah" a jah.	Kamp, a cramp.
fear. be here.	alack), is back,	dick, is quick
surgeon, no urgin'	wide, to ride	shout, pull out.
didn't, a glint.	surgeon, of dirgin',	Lamotta, a rotta.
name, of fame,	alack, is back.	fear; the year.
said, and spread.	Hugh; well overdue;	now, his brow.
saw, back's sore;	Jack; the knack	bind, been blind!
Mac, everything back.	Hugh, was new	hernia, botch, dernia!
titillation," tingling sensation?	exclamation, things moderation.	Horner, scorn her,
Keane, and mean;	slime, the time.	T. key --
McDuff, the cuff...	Dell, his belle.	Koch, his crotch;
rectory, do-it-yourself tonsillectomy,	incisions, in position,	back; a whack.
due, or two.	floor, and more.	watch, his crotch.
begin. staggering in.	back; his attack.	annoyed, festering 'roid.
globe, parietal lobe.	brain, marbles again;	uranium, a cranium.
bits?" dear Fritz;	here", concentrate, dear.	Lee, an M.D.
eyes, I surmise	so, for show.	hysterectomy; to me;
Krumm, his thumb.	gear; are here,	wait. new date;
here, surgery dear.	gut; it; but	"Please, find ease?"
.45; angst overdrive	precision, his incision.	Fool!", his tool
Clyde, her hide.

MEDICAL - SURGERY - PLASTIC

lifted, was gifted.	win; a sin.	shift, competitors miffed,
astray, lady's dismay.	pluck, and tuck.	away. No way!
heared, he feared,	shits, the pits.	slack, the rack,
Buck, in luck.	see, Dr. Bee;	woes, she goes.
pimple; quite simple.	Piles, for miles.	Rose, her nose.
Horn, was worn.	virginity, of surgeonity.	trust; to lust.

MEDICAL - TRANSPLANTS

Marts, rear parts;	Cass, her ass.	Dow, wonderful now.
smart, political part.	started; carefully charted.	started; carefully charted.
Larry, it's scary.	City, a pity!	men, took estrogen.
sack," the quack.	goat. his scrote,	come; with rum,
nilly, tale's silly,	she, before surgery.	fanny? loose cranny?
deep. fast asleep,	attractive, less reactive,	well... not dwell
thorny, if corny:	fine, big pine.	nannies, middle-aged grannies,
Drake, at stake,	drop, body shop	Cess, I guess)
it? rob it?	fable? their table?	girl, toes curl.
crack, dear Jack?	42D's? you sneeze?	wet, you pet?
intact, a fact,	self-saatisfaction, immediate action.	luck; a fuck.
flustered. the mustard.	enjoy, a boy.	gender, a bender.
foreskin, more skin..."	donated, lobes elongated.	Gene, a routine.
Preston, lower intestine.	McSidney, a kidney,	Barts, replacing parts.
haranguing, constantly banging.	are, far -	S.; complaints, yes.
true, to you.	Mose, symptoms arose.	pins, or kins!"
shoddy, than soddy;	viable, that pliable,	-- pubic hair.
Banting, and ranting;	Lapeer, and gear.	Lum, amputate some.
Souling, been fooling.	belle, so well,	strange, to arrange
surgeon, it burgeon;	Chip, a friendship.	Freud! always employed.
Walter, and falter	Polk, a joke.	Frick, his prick.
mention, his tension.	Ryde, rocket inside,	dream, did seem
stunt, be blunt;	drastic. of plastic	anaesthetic, vagina synthetic;
clit, the fit.	glitches, hundred stitches.	last, full blast.
smirk, should work.	penned, the end?	mad; so sad.

MEDICAL - TRANSPLANTS - FEMALE

finer, best gynae-	McNair, a bear.	success, a mess.
Christine) his scene.	transplants, a chance.	Dodd, and fraud,
Dolores, pink clitoris.	violated, and fellated.	Rex, masculine pecs
Grogg, a hog.	Jim, a him.	penis, tube intravenous,
'em. or rectum?)	Tuphet, stuff it.	Toby, of Nairobi,
Taylor, a sailor.	chappy, be happy.	fraud; by God!
miss? a piss,	Grady; bit shady.	autumn, sought 'im.
snit, a slit.	whore, lacking allure.	- placed vaginally.
Walter, to alter.	penisectomy, to me:	morphine?" soon Jolene.
Milt, and rebuilt.	Chris, a priss.	more? they bore.
Daughter, that slaughter.	Clarence, "Dear Parents:	want, quite nonchalant.
slit, nice tits.	stones. of sawbones.

MEDICAL - TRANSPLANTS - MALE

"Apendectomy", term "Tonsilectomy".	me. to me."	Bunce, from runts
Milan, a 'can-can'.	Beverly, quite heavily.	Morgan, an organ.
Schule, his tool.	Ware, a bear.	Ranger, change her?
Bird, and absurd,	Jock, a rock.	Porte, too short,
bunk, young punk,	putz, it juts.	her; deck her.
rich? to switch.	Rockaway, cock away.	Trail, robustly male,
Breep, in cheap.	Bratis, in gratis.	Bost, no cost.
Nile, was erectile.	Cajon, good bone.	gears, his ears.
Mather, a lather.	Spicer, the slicer.	Pete, rope neat.
lay, did say,	Neal, to reveal	wait, my mate.
Wister, a mister,	Jack, Big Mac.	Fran, a man.
sword, of Maud.	Crewe, just flew	Yeats, have dates.
be, of virility,	Brie, for free.	overseas; not pleased.
intrude, the nude.	rest, ample breast,	triangle, did dangle.
say, run away	rude, and crude.	gall, and all.
Darjeeling, the ceiling.	nose, her toes;	Gant, organ transplant:
Tony, big bologna.	transplants, to enhance.	Patch, from scratch.
transplant, was scant.	Bower, the shower.	flat? all that?
field, Lizzie Bathilde.	glum. man's thumb."

MEDICAL - VIAGRA

comedian, impotence-jokes encyclopedian.	blind, sometimes unkind.	all's, problem galls.
setback, her crack,	sulk! limp skulk,	desist! sorely pissed.
addicted, dick did;	Cratchit, match it.	trick, too quick.
Admiral, her cameral;	those; sweet throes.	today; good lay.
Niagara, lager, a	Morse, him, perforce.	attorney) (opera singer)
pill, your quill!	drug; I shrug.	anew; it too.
grow; you know.	boast, to coast.	balms, without qualms
pleasure, I treasure.	subliminal, was minimal.	Lyle, a smile.
sure, all four.	enough; too gruff.	"V") to me.
who, developments new,	think; my drink.	indivisible, quite risible.
Cooper, a drooper;	pill, sexual skill.	pee, vitamin E.
horny; it's corny.	quoted, as bloated	Reno, and Keno.
dealer, fine peeler.	profession, penile erections.	magma; like Niagara.
ailin', for retailin'.	stoppin' are droppin'.	hard-on, start on;
pill, their fill.	patch? Thing's snatch?	Burma, to murmur.
saint, just ain't.	rule, his "tool";	Riser", advise her.
Brown, permanent frown.	too. won't do?	pill, was still.
McBean, the routine.	me; than pee.	head, she said,
curse! a purse!	good, medicine should.	gold, and old.
Bill, was still.	there. don't care!	up, pick up
best," the test.	two; the blue.	Borth, set forth.
need; plant seed?	one, if one,	run, all done,
juiced; ladies seduced.	pill; a thrill.	do, your shoe;
Rhyll, a dill,	renown, down --	Devizes, always confideses.
drifted, they sifted.	edition, great erudition,	safer, a chafer,
great, the rate.	smirk. its work!	Peels, one feels,
Boone, too soon.	vehicular, in particular.	lament, is spent;
hill', Viagra pill.	it, begin it.	stated, I dated,
eight, your date.	prob; a knob.	dick? your wick?

MEDICAL - VIAGRA - ADVERTISED

CAJOLE, very dole,	anymore? the floor?	sick, his wick.
Dole; his pole;	corrections, out erections;	rover, flop over.
coupons, hit upon.	Niagara, in Agra;	pill; feel ill.
Youth. of Truth.	Dole! fantastic roll.	cut, a rut.
floor; the door,	Viagra, like Niagara.

MEDICAL - VIAGRA - AGED

Kate, eighty eight.	dependence, sin dance,	soft; it aloft.
director, an erector,	Nome, the home.	geezer, please her.
Muldoon, third honeymoon.	Walter, to falter,	Brazil, blue pill.
talker; a stalker.	jaded; all faded.	advance, my pants.
advisor, rise, sir."	Prewitt, "Screw it!"	hop, to pop.
Kincade, got laid.	mill, history still.	frisky, is risky.
older, THE SHOULDER.	Andy, like candy.	niney-three, ain't free,
Niagara, of pellagra

MEDICAL - VIAGRA - CORPORATE

Rizer, the wiser:	enterprising, so surprising,	compunction, with unction.
placid; is acid.	pills, the tills,	must, be bust.
find, shares climbed;	Director, pill inspector,	womanizer) his adviser,
beatin', big meetin'.	disaster, to master.	new, thousand two,
stock; your cock.	chore, to score.	GEYSER, old miser
miser. of Pfizer.	nation, joyful elation.	good, now should
on, was gone	awed, to applaud.

MEDICAL - VIAGRA - DANGERS

queer, Harry's beer.	bind. their mind.	masses. of asses.
shaded; and frayded.	work, a Jerk	break. when awake.
Boone, too soon.	effect, to detect.	Beck, large check.
lie! know why.	prescribe, a bribe)	said, in bed.
Brown, a frown.	guys, pussy size.	say: as foreplay!
kills! taking pills.	hearses; these verses.	dream, some steam.
true, even you.	blue? with you?	embrace, no trace,
groom, his honeymoon.	pill; with skill.	lies; to rise.
mauls, for recalls,	rough; powerful stuff.	wreck. on spec.
dip, the slip.	fuck, to suck;	spec, his neck.
dead." to bed."	star; your jar.	me; twenty three.
Niagara, ten Viagra.

MEDICAL - VIAGRA - TESTIMONIAL

pill; a thrill.	gold, I'm told.	addicted, than depicted.
codger, the Dodger.	L.A., last May.	libido; in Toledo.
Bude, be lewd.	pill, the bill.	traitor, right activator,
more," the store.	weed. you need.	bed. I'm fed.
dear, to HERE.	pop, on top.	Wooster; used `ter;
erection, total rejection.	Senor, the score."	fun, has done.
scene, just sixteen.	affection, was perfection.	Rx, hefty checks.
me; can be.	score, or more,	Deagra, taking Viagra;
YESTREEN. I mean.

MEN - AGED

Fish, his dish.	Buzz, it does.	flaws, drew applause;
breakin'. still unshaken.	river, all a-quiver?	Jeremiah, to retire.
boys, the noise,	prune. quite soon.	loon, silver spoon.
Norwich, of porrich,	lims; mind dims.	Belfast, so vast,
beset, of regret.	age, you gage.	lines; fine wines.
score; nothing more.	trains, with canes	eighty-eight, were irate.
Brady, age eighty.	Sid, a kid,	Hugh, ladies anew.
are, gone far.	rude, and crude;	Lew, a screw.
adore, for sure;	alive, seventy five,	seventy-four, any more."
great! I urinate.	theatricks, at rabbit-in-hat-tricks,	Christine, was pristine.
clown, in town.	Christine, but mean.	Dumbo, was Columbo,
marred, his yard.	boodle, (the noodle),	striving, careful conniving,
far-flung, each tongue,	Fritz, media blitz.	strive, sex drive."
Ebeneezer! a skeezer.	locomotion, a commotion.	Grand-dad, some Galahad.
gray. the lay.	Larch, freedom march.	Hartz, paid tarts:
Astaire, a bear.	Pride, his side.	Brad, be glad,
Gore, the score.	arriv, was give.	bean! yet seen
Ted, octogenarian said,	James, old flames.	Kent, and bent.
today; -- OK?	chuffed, get muffed)	Drew, of view,
while, evil smile,	single; could mingle.	endeavor, not never.
Dunningham, shunning 'im.	"Well! feel swell;	Burke, to perk.
Gott, I'm not,	Phipps, polished quips:	American, he can;
retire, of desire.	Caine, the wane,	old, be told,
Lyonesse, "Your Highness,	Dill, his fill.	relinquished, and distinguished.
played, almost decayed.	senility, to debility.	Ben? but then
Hinkle, new wrinkle;	her, though older	dress. HIV mess.
groups. up droops.	bad, you've had.	Shumate, do mate
Warrick. as Yorrick;	guy, as I;	ambitious, less delicious
own, old crone;	year, I fear.	Roger, a codger.

MEN - EXPERT

console, and cajole	Stan, of man.	Algonquin, hero, all-conquin.
guy: can fly;	Gray, the hay,	Biggles, the giggles.
Fred, into bed.	Minnesota, an iota	robust, Man's Rust.
Celeener, seen her.	Ritz, it fits	older; and bolder.
Fred, in bed;	Rex, at sex.	Mesa; slays her.
Booker, took her.	nice, secret vice.	bare, some air.
me; you see.	again. with Ken.	tea. and me,
litter, him bitter.	big! amorous pig	okay, to play
two, can do...	Mizz, real whiz;	Vic, "Double Quick."
Spain, -- plain.	Champagne, to complain.	esthetic, most frenetic,
Hungwell; stung well,	bore, for more.	away. can say:
fetid, deeply regretted.	dilly; your willy,	must, my disgust.
Kurtz, slowly inserts,	great, they're lightweight.	Paine, magnificent brain.
Dewald, bedroom appalled	Tacoma, Duchess Carona,	bum! my thumb.
devotion? love potion.	Galion, champion stallion:	greatly, acts sedately.
man! Grand Cayman!	doze, firefighter. Those	delight, me alight.
gray; first day	Buck, he'd fuck.	doubt, was about.
types, simple prototypes	Danny, the fanny.	maid, bed, undismayed,
jet. no regret.	fair, escort, Pierre,	-- of glitch.
Dintage, its mintage.	sought; be caught.	correction, an inspection:
song; so long.	Creek, his trick;	male, grand scale;
complex, gentle apex;	power, the hour;	fault, to assault;
yang, once sprang;	manic. more organic,	span, alternative plan,
me, you'll see	know, can blow!	Connecticut, all ecticut.
grin, a win.	-- illegal, complex;	dock, his flock.
tool, and drool.	grammar; a clamor.	Mortie, a shorty.
satin, cat in.	Mandan, hand on;	accclaim, sexual game.
sensually, French, Uli."	note, acrobat, quote,	Montana, elegant manner,
Les, to undress.	engineer, Paul Revere.	Vancouver, move her.
Willimantic; organ: gigantic;	near, is clear:	Nile, were vile.

MEN - INEPT

ready, Bet he	go, new beau,	Hoaner, incredible boner,
Dover, a rover.	Dale, the jail,	smile, the while.
bitter, to titter.	fail, be male:	skipped, better equipped;
Kalamazoo, could do,	Madras, for brass.	misogynous, that's erogenous.
Altoona, but soona;	twitch, to bitch,	Turley, or burley.
Joy; too coy.	show, to crow.	been? on Halloween.
demeanor," unroasted wiener.	Haven, women ravin';	Wade, a maid;
diapers, and vipers,	away, to say,	floor; and more.
him! and gin.	wrong; with song.	snit, devilish fit!
then. the den!	kisses. got misses.	comply; to try.
advice: be nice,	wobbly, your jobbly.	Hoboken, say broken;
Regina, her vagina.	mastered, getting plastered).	yearn; me burn.
Zambesi, over easy.	lecher; can betcha.	willing, life thrilling.
Croup, the soup.	Hector, wrong vector.	day, or play,
Peach, his reach.	one; net one.	surpassed," too fast.
Sycamore, pricka more,	Flo, tickled below.	Jim, for him,
Humph, by bumph,	complete, or concrete.	masking, sun basking;

MEN - NAKED

dude, the nude.	cute. a cheroot.	worn? was born.
galore; character, therefore	Luton, suit on.	wet. my pet.
Willie, frequently silly.	Beaners, the cleaners;	crude, a dude.
he, at Tralee,	unrest, quite distressed.	volunteer, no fear?
example, who'll trample	Rosov: goes off.	Hyde, high tide.
Jed, I dread.	lewd, the nude.	while: a mile
nude, "I brood	said, my head.	Castor, sudden disaster.
Detroit, his shoit.	meant. evil intent?	born, ever worn.
McKesson, was undressin'.	prude, the nude.	snood, this rude.
say, headline today.	sight. and tight.	on, and yawn.
Reece, hostile police:	bare, at O'Hare.	pants? a glance.
unglued. the nude.	wear, bystanders stare.	saw, the raw.
rough; feel tough.	backs, my slacks,	Hall, masquerade ball.
care; being bare.	park, the dark.	unique, athletic physique.
by, do I	complain, I'll explain:	hence, quite intense,
Duane, once again.	way, to play.	dudes, all nude.
Peru, should do;	Florida, the corridor.	bet, playing roulette.
"There, go bare.	Brest, Down-Downs undressed.	Wallonia, with pneumonia;

MEN - POLITE

nestle, train trestle."	clown, his frown.	snarl. like Carl,
blow, just so,"	pinky, small drinky."	Joe, must go,"
Lampeer, your career."	"Schlitz," it fits.	very, a fairy!"
uncanny, of Granny."	zeal, I kneel."	fine! are divine.
said, truly high-bred)	Andy, desperately randy.	Montclair, from care
sleep, must keep."	Renee, tres enchante,"	landlady, mysterious, Sadie."
it, take it?"	tickle, not fickle."

MEN - STUDS

Powiss, how is	guys, and ties.	Sam: a damn.
Glover, the lover,	vile, a while.	Paz, carnal pizzazz.
tycoon, outer Kowloon.	cease, a piece	Bostick, was caustic.
O'Berk, his homework.	true, convince you,	do, with you.
chance, latest romance!	delighted, is requited	Biloxi, be foxy.
Byrne, to spurn.	Vernon, ultimate turn-on;	York, than cork.
filmmaker, an undertaker.	Gimli, comprehend dimly;	guaranteed, with need.
blurry, all purry.	Hillary, well-used distillery.	Cruise: he screws;
toy; me joy;	steward, all skewered.	Florida, been horrider.
Paz, female applause,	Toledo, rampant libido;	chest, like best;
think: president's 'kink'	glance, his pants,	snakes; it takes.
them. tease them.	lie. know why?	trick, a stick?"
saint; and faint.	guys, to lies.	Himalayas, sexual players.
do? to screw.	whores; without drawers.	shade, bills unpaid.
shirts; of dirt.	rhymes; wrong times.	end, self-destructive trend.
twins. some grins.	what! rhyme smut.	he, sexual capacity.
Manhattan, but satin,	bytes, Saturday nights,	Renaud, and go";
around. has found	game. are lame:	Lou, about you;
Grundy. a Monday;	nip, takes grip;	lad, his 'nad;
alone), great bone;	fail, prostitute Gale.	brows, and cows
week. monastery bleak,	brag, to gag).	hand," my brand.
Wyoming, to roaming.	Adam, young madam,	Priapism, of jism.
weals: it feels	Juan, more on.	Dudly, just cuddly.
rage, my age.	job, reliable knob.	bed, isn't dead,
talkin', and walkin',	Rocky, and stocky,	smart, or art.
Jay; say "Wahey!".	Orme, students swarm.	Erie, your query,
Dave, rather grave.	esteem, who deem,	green; be seen.
Mike, twenty-mile hike,	Chris, to kiss.	straight, I hate.
watch, never debauch!	Silly, Upstanding Willy,	know, many beaux.

MEN - STUDS - BUILT

toes, nuzzle-me nose.	Howard, be muscle-powered.	Chippendale, will wail.
Milwaukee, quite stocky.	Khalil, than steel.	disgrace. this place
skirt, a flirt.	sex. guys' necks.	Blake, much steak.
clean, easily seen.	guys, hunk prize.	cats, and pats.
you, or two,	Neil, of steel;	squawked, have talked.
Sandy, a dandy.	know, African rhino.	slim, her Tim.
Greek, a freak,	Lee; of `03";	muscles, want tussles
dig; so big.	worker. no shirker.	black. the back
street, and eat.

MEN - STUDS - DURATION

day, to play,	Vancouver, erotic maneuver.	Virginia, I beginia,
man; cave man.	Sam, I am";	IBM, high-salaried quim.
Isadore, would abhor.	virility, his sterility.	Shasta, himself fastah
Teddy, quite steady.	entice, your device?"	dreams! and creams!
deficient, isn't) --	tri-nightly, try nightly.	past; last --
Pell, sleazy motel

MEN - STUDS - READY

her; no misdemeanor.	cruel; a jewel.	I, don't deny.
sheep; can't keep.	Clark, the park.	appliance, in defiance.
Clark, the park.	Pisan; a reason,	hell, as well.
soul; never cajole	Burt; would flirt.	male, be frail,
Haslet, has lit.	black, the sack;	daft, have laughed;
dear, little rear	curtail, wrong trail.	Gazzinski, old "out-and-in"-ski.
Plumber, a bummer;	Judd, hot blood,	knees, to please.
pass; more crass,	Wooster, a rooster.	City, some titty.
stop; the cop.	bitchin' Hell's Kitchen,	miss, you hiss,
Uptown, get down,	fuck, considerable luck,	feed, must knead.
Drew, to do.	say, did play	vigoroso!" love virtuoso.
Matt, time flat.	stutterer, utter 'er,	Rand, your hand?"
Drew, crashed through.	Viking, great liking.	Trilling, I'm willing;
Kidd; his id.	Boniface, the chase.	it. ducked it.
Ted, in bed.	Grace, a suitcase.	brain, criminally insane.
Corning; the morning	street, horribly beat.	Binnie, and skinny.
Dave, listeners rave,	Arvider, spyed her.	luck, a fuck!
glance, my pants.	Darius, any bias	Darius, and various.
Neville, the level.	Padua, a cadua.	Matapedia, (meteor)
Eddy, am ready.	talkin' and walkin',	-- your fly?
slumber, in number.	McEwen, go screwin'.	-- little mole;
Astoria, blissful euphoria.	Biddle, help diddle;	undue, thoroughly true.
Wizard? this, heard.	scorish, to florish,

MEN - STUPID

Owen, was knowin'.	condition, showing contrition,	Guelph, and pelf.
Ken; many men,	heard", last word;	jail, a female.
Cage; minimum wage.	Tyrone, the phone;	Texas, in sexes.
sat; they shat;	Oahu, pa, who	fly, you why.
heady, around steady.	Dave, a shave.	Zeke, a week.
Freud, quite annoyed.	Guinea, young ninny.	McKay, this day.
sages, the ages,	shore, the score.	prize, beautiful eyes.
mot'; I've got.	conceit, a defeat.	miser, his advisor.
Hunth; thoth cunth;	splash, hairy gash.	bereft, man deft.
space, his face.	Trapp, Pro Yap."	when, of men.
Weerd, had feared.	Knox, a box.	towel: and foul.
piles, really riles.	frenetic, sound poetic.	Jack; some flak.
men? know when?	hero, Rome's Nero.	moron; door on.
retard, be barred.	retard; get hard.	retard; be starred.
henpecked, a sect!	Joe, say "No."	slob. his job
groups: turdish poops.	chauffeur; firm's gofer.	Beers, his leers;
come; studying some.	Rhee, also me.	Toledo, tenuous credo
Lex, constantly flex.	Edam; special freedom.	galore; for more;
muscularity, great solidarity;	Tommie, old swami	Dieppe; in step.
coast; would boast.	bore, his core.	Tex, in specs.
grinned, advisor sinned.	said, with Ned.	Purdue, he slew.
Ambrose, not dispose.	Rose, to dispose,	Jones, genius atones:
cud, his pud.	Rob, a snob.	Bob, champion slob;
Wales, the whales,	it; erase it.	Lockjaw, tort law;
emit, of wit;	shepherd. than leopards.	Ricky, too tricky.
Melbourne? hearts yearn.	me. very frequently,	Tennessee, with me.
Graney, and brainy.	frogs, these bogs!	sneers; some spheres.
knew, a clue!	walls, in malls.	health; infinite wealth.
school, the rule.	hike, two-wheeled bike.

MEN - STUPID - ACTIVITY

Padder, and madder.	chores, the doors.	Fink, his dink.
Willy, frequently silly,	McDeare, we fear.	Klaupt; he bopped.
Fleming, a lemming;	fly; could die!"	directions. most intersections.
mechanic, panic --	Pool, the fool,	Rathmore, bore --
Klan, they can?	Mapes, and grapes.	heard, old bird
Rangoon, his room.	Blackey, and wacky,	ball, nice free-for-all
good. he could.	dies; he sighs;	chopper? a whopper?"
Jones, over stones,	Gore, and floor,	Ford, couldn't afford.
demo, a memo!	Loren; totally foreign.	lifter, much swifter.
pest, a guest.	jest, he'd confessed	West, were blessed.
guest. ironic quest:	vest, breast --	Paul, or small.
Billy; are silly.	Botts, intricate knots,	see; to agree.
Ted, his head.	Ealing, the ceiling.	feared, which adhered.
McLouth, down South.	nightshirt. and pert.

MEN - STUPID - CHUCK

brain, suffering pain);	shirt, don't hurt	peek, a freak.
you'll, his tool.)	out!" a pout.	more!" it's sore."
despair, his hair;	bright, last night	Greek; or squeak.
down", his gown.	night, the light).	crept, and wept
fix; to mix.	ask. a mask	flour; an hour.
utter, a mutter;	round, the ground.	money. that funny.
suck. got stuck	dim, and limb,	Louise, her knees)
grin, labelled IN,	door; the floor;	shit! my kit."
sneaking, corridors peeking	vest, under arrest	unemployable." and annoyable;
go; bit slow."	in." a grin,	know; an O?"
boy!" I'll employ	quaint, certainly ain't.	store, maybe more)
smile, a mile,	ceiling, most appealing,	down, of brown,
about, labelled OUT.	frog, our Ogg;	stuck, his luck,
call, a ball.	black, a jack.	luck. of pluck.
Chuck, has SUCK.	prong, go wrong,	scare; the chair!
today, little delay;	fright, first light.	while, to smile;
quake; a sheikh,	moan, gut-wrenching groan.	grin, in gin;
scarf, a half.	yes?) his dress.	wise?" "Other guys
fear; a year	go; I know	distressed, his vest.
explain, quite plain,

MEN - STUPID - MENTAL

Pound, and found	high, just die.	bright, a kite.
Nace, his face.	West, ever, impressed.	Justin, is busin'.
charizz, a whiz;	Ontario, was zerio.	Mirella, a fellah.
mnemonic, now chronic.	Grice, was nice,	White, quite bright.
Hero, above zero;	dimmer, tiniest glimmer,	unrefined, his behind.
lizards, their gizzards.	God, a sod.	arts, means farts.
Lyme, simply sublime;	small, the hall;	Plains, it rains.
draper, of paper;	chuckle! the buckle!	limpidity, boss's timidity.
sac, migrate back.	demon, nocturnal dreamin'.	stupid; day cupid.
Raines; great pains.	berk, asinine smirk,	Beales, silly ideals.
open'; on hopin'.	Ellis, the trellis.	Texas, men sexes...
theses, our species.	here, a year	-- so dim;
Blades, watching parades,	Pierre, all there;	Watton, of cotton.

MEN - STUPID - MUSLIM

other; "Your mother	cow, it how	petro; well, retro.
Yemen, are he-men.	grin, and kin.	Iraqi, its tracky,
pan, hard-hearted man.	Khomeini, and brainy;	hash, Westerners' trash';
Korea, got gonorrhea!"	Khomeini, my beanie,	erroneous, most sanctimonious,
retort, Navy escort:	Khomeini, followers zany:	-- deduct --
loon, off soon.	Ayatollah, console ya:	Bani-sadr, foul water,
inveighed, and prayed,	Fazil, accomplishing nil;	made; heavenly glade
allow, and now	cow, a row.	see; to me.
caparison, by comparison	error, prefer a	led, it's said.
instead, to bed	told; and cold.	now; and how!
Prophet, a profit.	fanatic, his attic.	can, or "EYE-RAN"?
truth, terribly uncouth.	late, a mate,	Clyde, trans-desert ride.
sheik, and spake:	strives, fifty-six wives.	Saudi, and gouty.
Sudan, timorous clan	wait, end fate.	Simon, shy man
in? mounting chagrin.	Abdullah, his mullah;	shoddy; the wadi,
mine? my nine	East, Iranian priest,	Kuwaiti; date, he
Khomeni, plain. He	clerk, at work:	oasis, made faces
note, a moat.	us, nuke us.	lurkim' some virgins.
Ali, suspiciously pally,	scary. the prairie.	lard, think hard.
rubies; girls' boobies,	Satanic, blossom titanic.	Abdul, his tool.
wives, their lives...	tent; was bent.	muezzin, the blessin'.
kin, and din,	comic, dupes astronomic,	pest, the best;
kissing. you're pissing,	class, looking glass.	anywhere! and Zaire.
Doyle, be loyal.	get, American pet.	strife, become rife.
virgins, your urgings.	Kuwait, to berate.	Shag, mummified hag?
Saudi: say howdy	up," Mr. Jacob,	Ayatollah, of Gorgonzola.
Barum, his harem.	Ayatollah, "Boola, Boola,"	Riyadh" of Jihad?
way, in today.	gender, is tender;	Dik, great kick!
Guard, as HARD,	obese, of geese.	King, his thing.
a, owed a

MEN - STUPID - ZSERIES

schools, the rules.	year, questions appear	wall, "
slumber, wrong number.	stores; doors --	KKK; same way.
sweets, blackberry treats;	skin, the quim,	brain? that's insane!
bigger, I figure.	conversation; your infatuation.	-- always before
girl, a whirl.	man, "Dapper Dan."	guy. a sigh.
defeat: not complete	lay, U.S.of A.	Cleft, so bereft,
dumb, people numb.

MEN - WIMPS

Cod, Greek God,	Assisi, is he?	Jake, a mistake.
Australia, a failure.	Grist, to resist.	Mick, extremely thick.
wit, of grit,	khakis, utterly whacky.	it. buy it.
Fall, his call;	Dunsany, of Brainy.	nation, "Changing Station",
used, quite enthused	handy, or candy.	gravy, and maybe
Dunkirk, to work.	right; new height.	clothes, his nose.
about? your snout?	geek, are chic.	wimp, and pimp.
gay?" "No Way!"	lame. a shame!	alone, the phone.
Finck, to think	nose; he chose.	edgy. toothless veggie."
out. thunder about.	Kilkenny, a penny;	confidence. have competence?)
working, is smirking,	crude; my attitude.	Bellingham, telling 'em.
story: bore, he	Horn, was born,	nudist, be kissed.
mausoleum, te deum,	Martin, always partin'.	Erie, decidedly leery
lout, lassie about.	Gonzales. of spondalez	dipstick; piss quick.
only, Mr. Cronely	mouth, with Ralph.	tired; life expired.
steel, a feel.	Creek, a geek".	Kate, a date.
her, much older.	locality, agile mentality	Meek, no mystique?
Pape, fighting shape;	git, with zits.	beshat, the cat.
intellectual, quite ineffectual.	toothless. I'm couthless.	week, little creek.
"janes" great pains	Basques, to ask;	Luft, and puffed,
Beckwith, neck with.	Apuliar, very peculiar;	Trelawny; name corny.
man-- lights ran;	Shegrin, to begin.	McNares, on airs.
Nome, sun-deprived dome.	Wood, he could.

METEOROLOGY

Debate, at that,"	cool, a fool.	first, his thirst,
ice", some dice,	you. more true.	skies, a surprise
Dallas, bright borealis.	November, to remember,	weather; snow altogether.
bed, my head.	said, my bed,	room, gathering gloom
fear; my ear	screamed. just dreamed	air, utter despair.
earthquakes; and shakes;	he, meteorologist fancy,	night, he might
jokin'; what's smokin'.	here; all clear.	Mitch; little hitch.
Heaven, Twenty Seven.	shrill, me still.

METEOROLOGY - CLIMATE

Eskimo, the snow.	delux, and ducks.	beer, good cheer.
keen; beautifully green.	July, the sky,	drought. restrictions about.
brown. drooping down.	advance. a chance.	flowers, wee hours.
bath, their wrath.	out, this drought.	about, large waterspouts.
gold, ever sold.	fooling, been drooling.	charming, considered alarming.
political, are critical.	warming; can bring.	respect, Greenhouse Effect.
dream, to gleam	piece, certainly cease.	southwest, the best.
bakes, the lakes;	sure. certain allure	clothes. heaven knows.)
toast, like most,	feed, the seed.	bare, gets fair.
Mel, named Hell,

METEOROLOGY - SEASONS

leaves, Ask Jeeves.	fine; finally mine.	best, anniversaries blest.
best, no rest	Gray. the way.	revealed, is unsealed.
sisters, us misters	told, too old.	October. a dober-
showers, some flowers,	cool; the pool.	sit, bloody Brit,
freezes, it seizes	her. probe her.	dustiness, estival lustiness.
EQUINOX, wintery locks,	gold, and cold;	preach, the beach.
Ricky, and sticky.	sticky, dunkin' dickie;	Hicky, it's sticky,
feet, the concrete.	hit, a fit.	trees, the breeze,
freezin'; bleak season.	won," the sun.	spring, full swing;
beyond, I'm fond.	go, without snow,	Spring, same thing.

METEOROLOGY - SEASONS - FALL

absurd! dried-up turd.	day, my way?"	se, spectrum-bursting ballet,
bespread, and red,	October, arboreal disrober.	hay, to play
discontent; and bent.	way, this day.	fire, of desire.
here, and deer.	year, hold dear.	Fall; a ball,
Autumn, the bottom.	astounds; into mounds;	red, be shed.
descends, it portends...	days, to laze	enthralling, been falling,
maidenhair, the air;	gold; amber, behold;	between, bright tangerine;
abound, crimson surround;	hue, burgundy view;	fade, tones invade;
today; our way.	September, an ember.	Niles, brought smiles;
autumn; caught 'em.	away, each day;	today, jaunty beret,
feet. be beat.	dead, the shed.	blur, will deter,
clear; so near.

METEOROLOGY - SEASONS - SPRING

snow, far below;	grow, ice floe;	explore, they adore;
arrived, are revived;	roses, shed clotheses.	duckses, and buckses,
blooming; are a-zooming.	flower, magical power.	grief, was brief.
I, coke; I	beer; did appear.	raining, start gaining,
bring, most everything.	year; I hear.	light, the night.
day, your way.	sing; for marrying.	stirring. its occurring.
blow, showery flow,	house! spouse --	fairy. "He's scary."
wrong! day long.	heat, no sleet.	West; the test.
sleeping, and reaping,	glow, do blow.	Spring! it bring
sudden. are buddin'.	snow, that blow;	spring, did cling.
Spring; season bring?	crap! all claptrap.	bitch, master switch.
abounding; are sounding.	rain, of pain.	contrived, has arrived;
-- ascend --	blooming; are grooming.	smell; will excel;
it; exclaim it.	distance, winter's resistance.	broken; both spoken.
moon, and dune	day, nice bouquet.	hunch, a bunch,
growing; are a-showing.	you; like glue;	nearby; let's lie;
sent; juices's scent;	rule, precious tool;	Spring, take wing.
Spring, can bring.	Spring, to cling.	Spring, goes "Ping",
Spring; cruel sting.	Spring! dumb ding-a-ling,	Spring; porch swing.
Spring, sing --	Spring, such zing,	sprung, of dung.
today, say "Hey".	growing... clouds...breezes blowing...	lawn! going on?
day; favorite jay.	day, far away.	spring, they sing.
air, those unaware.	blooming; are booming.	Chloe, it's snowy,

METEOROLOGY - SEASONS - SUMMER

heat, a treat.	shade, degrees Centigrade,	high, the sky.
relate, horrible rate.	Sun; some fun.	hot! you not!
say; girls play.	fine, the sunshine.	multiply; are why
trotter, in water,	nigh, did fly,	sun. be done.
see, around three,	so! vain show	bloom, with gloom.
fly, and bye.	bad, a tad.	John, shining upon
dry, for pie.	dissipated, strangely elated.	learning, summer returning:
nagging, and dragging,	July, flying high,	gaiteiro**, a tornado,
nigh; of July);	here, a beer.	breeze, to freeze.

METEOROLOGY - SEASONS - WINTER

old, on hold.	spell; to swell.	Jones, his bones.
here, little cheer.	winter, winds enter	winter, wind enter
Hill; and rill.	bidding, there's skidding,	freezing, stopped breezing
lost, the cost?	me. likes festivity,	beauty; or bootie.
Marianne: streets again.	right! a fright.	appeasing, so pleasing,
breeze, her knees.	dying, are crying.	renowned, walkin', icebound.
Boze, never propose.	Mass. Yankee lass.	Ming, no zing.
brief. a thief.	known. and moan.	pass. the glass,
nights, lover's delights;	grey. the day?	child, or mild.
snow, by moon-glow,	hot! have got.	inland, a stand.
freeze, the trees.	trees. winter sneeze,	flower, her power,

METEOROLOGY - STORMS

boast; the most	frost; much cost.	prepare, coming, beware!
through, that blew	Ray, unusual day,	trees; "Stop! Freeze!"
speaking, been freaking,	pray, snowuy day."	fun, did run.
gray, the bay;	dogs, and fogs.	me; ugly slimy;
clear; my dear.	dogs, amphibious frogs;	become, choose from.
worth; no dearth.	gale, occasional hail;	Gert. she'll avert.
aground. then drowned.	snow; I know.	night; up bright.
strong, your dong.	outside, it wide;	Duquesne, the resne.
bright, light tonight.	grinned, to rescind.	sky, to fly;
sea, spinster McGhee.	blast, our last.	pleasured, and measured,
go, to blow.	go, it snow.	much, and such.
master, way faster,	dry. the sky,	sky, came by,
doused; get soused.	cease, do increase.	want; can flaunt.
chance, sans pants.	off. don't scoff.)	through; your shoe!
strip; off whip.	inside; your guide.	meat, perfectly neat.
eve, in sleeves,	oracle: thy coracle.	logical, things meteorological,
Kalamazoo, cannot do.	see, the tree,	white, unusual sight,
bro, any snow.	CHILLY! my willy.	grab, a slab.
falls, Utter balls!	treat, infernious heat.	warm, the norm);
Eve; to receive	say? thunderstorm, eh?	name, that came.
thrills! the chills.	poured. its sword.	said. with dread.
deride; lightning inside.	wonder, to blunder.	weekend, to spend
Troofoff! professional goof-off;	Rangoon, raging TYPHOON.	TYPHOON, does maroon,
Estrella, enormous umbrella;	swivel, phrases uncivil.	-- heat, yang.
power, all cower,	Spain, of rain.	flowers, in bowers.
Mary, to tarry

METEOROLOGY - STORMS HURRICANE

Andrew, and drew	Carolinee, palm tree,	light. the night.
call, the squall.	she, the sea,	stark, long dark,
pain, to Maine.	Floyd, to avoid.	tomorrow, the sorrow
drought; is about.	down; in town,	wood. we could
sun, his run.	done. its run	Katrina's, the cleaners:
blow? hurricaine go?	mother, my brother,	fate, hurricane state,
a, as Katrina,	Katrina, paranoid schizophrenia.	combine; power Divine,
Bob, to sob,	uncouth, big mouth,	yet. the set
go, and blow.	hurricane, Orleans again.	best, bit west.
better, ain't wetter;	Opal, something awful.	around, tumbling down.
disgust, you must,	nonplussed, and cussed,	call, the fall.
hurricane, of rain,	true! to screw.	enough!" was tough.
Wilma, thrill ya.

METEOROLOGY - WEATHER

Tunney, said, "Honey,	town; feel down.	weather, strangers together.
drought, go out,	Rowe, would snow;	Alice, a palace.
shows; they disclose;	blows? and flows?	grandiose, and lows;
snows, sunshine glows;	Heather, letters together.	-- not frantic;
tricks, a fix.	funny! for money!	weather, come together?"
meteorology, on chaology.	nigh, the sky.	sky, drifting by;
slow, I know	appear, or near.	Quebec, his neck.
hurry, to scurry,	Lowe, and snow.	please; me wheeze.
Astor, a weather-forecaster.	flinches, Miss Lynch's.	great; of late.
green, has been.	streaks, of bleaks.	Phil, the chill;
sheet, the aesthete,	refrain, my train;	hail, from Wales.
frown, beateth down;	in, of obtaining	Dillow, often billow.
brain. is insane,	exquisite: a visit,	stitch; a hitch.
degree; the pee.	dear; F here.	drool; just cool,
here, this year.	best, be impressed.	frown, pilots down
Paw, Sioux squaw;	depressed, we're blessed.	snows, with rose,
around, terrible sound.	street, races retreat.	go; to snow.
go, just overflow,	unique, to critique.	pains, monsoonial rains.
by, TV, Hi-fi,	Peetie, was sleety.	weather, even leather
suit. jaunty salute.	snow, go slow.	true, of you.
nice. as ice.	Bay, breath away.	rain, a pain;
snawin'; ma lawn.	today; ameltin' away.	rain, melted again.
under; and thunder;	amazing; sunshine a-blazing.	extol; the cold,
degrees, to freeze;	hot, it got.	degrees, and sweaties.
buck, my luck	weather. get better.	rain, a strain.
name? a shame.	grey; that yesterday.	Belgrade, the shade.
town, his crown.	best, the west.	here, so dear,
Heather, the nether-	station, strange situation,	hello. to snow.
shows, wind blows.	blow. to know	fro, it goes.
think, a stink;	air, to bear.	instruct, we duduct,
fail: or sail,	Jill, near Brill.	-- and Chad.
falling? surely appalling.

MONEY

wits, to Fritz?	payable, infinitely delayable;	looks, and nooks.
counts, in accounts.	renewal, agent who'll	bent, red cent,
tale, for sale.	charity, like me.	score! a bore!
Nina, be greener,	mine, to dine,	Virge, to merge,
Tod, currency odd.	many) Lincoln penny.	money, really funny.
Sonny, of funny!	Gizzard, the yard.	recession; that impression.
session, tough lesson.	found, "Fool around?"	events, much sense;
tunes, girls' swoons,	great; your mate.	best, a rest.
L.A. they say.	proposition, master logician.	say, any way.
crawl, to fall.	again, Olympian men.	it. stock it.
be, and free.	honey; nor funny.	Senna, a tenner.
soar, keep score;	barter, Joe Carter.	-- they're worth.
crime, a dime.	GDP! a spree.	miser, financial adviser.
dread; it unread.	Quicken; has thicken'	facet, greatest asset,
claim; the same.	sure? one before.	he, found funny.
money, so funny,	Bombay, luck today.	Knox, their cocks;
agree; some charity.	Pettit, get it!"	State-- all state--
collision, adjuster's decision.	allurance; the endurance.	many, for any.
Clore, the poor;	tuppence, the thruppence.	Kent, and cent.
merry, riches PECUNIARY.	Purity, maiden futurity,	old; with gold.
now, and how!	true, will do.	away, sharp CPA,
great; to date.	Tucks, green buck$,	D.C. everything free.
must, in trust.	nose, thing grows.	Bassets, various assets,
honey?) lose money.	keys; the breeze,	praise; a raise.
Rosie; was cosy.	went. her intent.	sleep, quite steep.
past, and fast	Mahler, a dollar.	spent, of intent.
text, do next	declare, and square.	stand. and grand.
gold, recession's foretold.	told. of gold.	strong, a song.
wealth, society's health;	care, isn't fair?	Lee, a spree;
dismay, a day.	Astor, a blaster.

MONEY - BANKS

convinced, it evinced,	crime, and rhyme.	Coots, no boots.
account, substantial amout.	dough? to know!"	deal?" and seal:
square, and there.	see, really be.	said, the red,"
walls!" she calls,	banks, with thanks,	semi-trucks, and shucks,
dinners, and thinners;	account, the amount.	checks, smart alecks
francs; no thanks.	rounds, nor astounds,	mall; to ball.
ATM; from them.	loan. good phone!	bank? now blank.
nose. we suppose.	Kilkenny, one penny.	spends, vainglorious ends,
banked, was thanked.	thanks." your pranks.	convincible, her invincible,
be, sound industry.	dawn, well overdrawn."	design, check signs.
poor, the door.	Schmeck, your neck!

MONEY - BROKE

Kent, all spent,	coming, creditors drumming,	Court. debtors purport
chair; devious pair.	buck; of luck.	out, no doubt.
Exchange, exceedingly strange.	cases, pulling faces.	due, of you.
in; O. D.'in.	Nash, not rash.	cent. for rent."
Hortense, than sense.	Maud, by fraud.	remembered, so dismembered.
fuels, mortgage renewals;	24K? for display.	collection, quick-peek inspection;
sure, and pure.	Tibet, large debt.	dole; its toll.
Sue, generous, too.	Thayer, got grayer.	refute, we compute.
Kent, a cent.	money, peculiarly funny;	Best, to invest.
Grambling, her rambling.	expound, go 'round.	ill; gas bill.
mail, for sale.	red; my head!	red, your bed;
today, good lay	offer, his coffer.	affair, I declare
friends. make ends	rent; all spent.	eye! to try
store, to soar;	Adrigole, the dole,	psalm, his palm;
Chuck, a buck.	mine, this time.	see. for free.
forgets, outstanding debts.	before, the drawer.	Gus, old bus.
jetsetter; a debtor.	lie, ain't I,	Lance, landlady's pants.
sent: a tent.	Gene, a bean.	plumps, it jumps.
afford, his gourd.	request. a pest.	Sydney, or piddly.
wed; were dead.	banker, much rancour.	confessed, staus depressed.
Munn; no fun;	cursed. come first.	ten? "That's when?"

MONEY - CREDIT CARDS

Budapest, her vest.	stress, get blessed.	due. feel blue;
screw. are you	Venus, was heinous.	Venus, was heinous.
bury, talks monetary.	Lisa, detestable geezer	drop, top --
fantastic! and sarcastic.	Kent, did present.	plastic, pleasure fantastic.
Lisa, in Pisa,	us, platinum plus,	Teresa, of Pisa.
fantastic; the plastic.	folder, much bolder.	cards, by yards...
check." fiendish fleck.	Leeza, old geezer.	Glover, above her;
Pisa, Lisa --	brothel, very well.	pound. is sound.
Franc; the bank.	place, 'Master Race'.	distress, a mess,
drastic; isn't elastic,	large. a barge.	Pisa; named Louisa.
Inverness, Loch Ness.	Heaven, digits eleven.	Leeza, squeeze her.
bend; I spend.	sex! are wrecks.	Pisa; named Louisa.
F.A. long way	joke; Holy Smoke!	away, of Hooray
type, without hype.	crass, large lass,	blight, is alright.

MONEY - EURO

Marks, in parks;	quarter, for slaughter,	twenty-four, a whore,
twenty-six; our licks	low, of dough,	divine, buck twenty-nine.
hi-di-ho," very low.	Sea, protested vehemently,	Truro, his bureau,
planned, don't understand.	hype, but tripe;	lot, her twat.
true, in two.	lowly, quite slowly;	when, cried then
thirty, get flirty	whorehound, crossing year-round.	phony. and moany.
pound, a mound	son, isn't done.	Japan? that plan.
holler; the collar,	do? buck thirty-two!	true, anything new
mention; good intention,	cheap, come creep	say; side today?

MONEY - ILLEGAL

Breech, Father Meech.	Belle, the spell.	sought; all-purpose shot.
Dave, to save.	donation, vote approbation.	tell. sound swell,
it. no credit,	candy, and Andy.	-- and sex,
Honey, as funny.	found. Irish ground.	know. was "Euro".
Jane, a pain.	Bill, I will	ya. fear ya
subscribe, will oblige."	Hackett, his jacket.	holler, a scholar;
pub, a chub;

MONEY - LOANS

go, lie low.	ink; must shrink.	sorrow, off tomorrow,
Ex-wife. The Knife.	abuse; you lose,	50K; for today,
corporation, oil exploration.	Marge, a barge.	it. said it.
Embers, timer remembers.	Milan, a van.	home, all alone.
budget; misjudge it,	Bret; to fret.	it; forget it."
Blanc, a franc.	spot, IMF pot.	ya, try anesthesia.
Si, could buy,	Shark, his bark.	Jones, from loans;
Bryce; too nice.	Beach, arm's reach.	Dow-Jones, Republican crones.
it, doubt it.	Saxmundham, ventrem rotundum.	hole, the dole.
you, is due.	Nantucket, fuck it.	spurious, when penurious.
bank? quite blank.	Limerick, very quick.	Lidddicoat, a note,
forty. looked sporty!	- a chore.	inside. and wide.
steep. real cheap.	around. friendship abound.	slated, slightly belated.
Lyme, a dime;	Bunny, everyone's honey.	McGee, dollar fee."

MONEY - RICH

Brenda, and tender,	Worth, his mirth	estate, funds disipate.
Nemer, and leaner.	Gillian, silly 'un.	tender; big spender.
Earl, a whirl.	charity, a spree.	Betty, wasn't Getty,
test; my best.	duty, your beauty,	seek; island Greek.
see; to me.	three, you see.	bread, his head;
Tuckers, be big-buckers.	toils, he soils.	Gaines, his brains,
Ute, his loot:	lnclon, it on;	Mona, about Arizona.
(Baronet) playing f(t.	lottery, into dottery,

MONEY - STOCKS

collapse, ethical lapse	fig; a prig.	Levin, a seven,
four, would soar.	Joe, cash flow;	Lou, true blue,
soaring; happy, euphoring.	floor, is more	battered, retirement shattered,
dash, your cash!	trusted; no mustard.	NASDAQ, his shack.
"call", analysts all,	accords, top boards,	affair; the flair.
shares, his Bears.	parted, water uncharted.	Bryce, "good advice;"
know, hard blow.	fall, the wall,	Nash, were rash.
Boyne, Des Moines;	flames, to proclaim	-- greatest decline;
think, we sink.	eyes, will rise;	chips, her hips.
maze. or maize.	Tibet, the Net.	went, more percent.
irate, their fate.	Gabby, and scabby.	rent. seven percent,
Dow, you now.	nation, loftiest station.	source, custodial force,
Fox, biotech stocks.	material. feeling imperial.	play, not delay.
Frisco, and Cisco.	tycoon, "Make room!	bust! a must!
sure, in store.	laissez-faire, the bear;	shrewd, ...all lewd;
surgers; big splurgers.	UpwelI, never excel.	lot; is fraught.
funny, ain't sunny.	well," the smell,	strong; go wrong.
true, will do?	sunny," my honey.	Brock, of stock.
peril. are sterile.	pith, a myth,	Slade, brokerage trade.
Nash, for cash.	fliers, stratosphere buyers.	floor, is more
doffed; buy Microsoft.	Flanders, and panderers.	"WOW!" jackrabbit Dow.
com-y. without qualmy	Slade, young maid.	insight, shed light.
sin, stockbroker, Flynn.	Kline, doing fine?"	ventures; and debentures,
Mable; was able	writ, one whit.	sang, executive gang.
hoc, of stocks,	spring? a king?	Priceline. did fine.
saying, Supreme's nay-saying,	weird, first appeared;	fear, my rear.
thought; sell short.	short, to report,	snorts; bad sports;
blue? come true?	thump, a bump".	stock, in hock
illusion; for dilution.	S.E.C. to see;	Wen, and when,
invest, thoroughly messed.	Kong, totally wrong)	Arkell; to foretell.
say, the Day.	Porthcawl; could crawl.	God, the nod,
Muffet? Warren Buffet.	cow, a bow.	theory, syndrome uncheery.

MONEY - TAXES

counts, large amounts.	beach, my reach.	today. to pay.
brim, be trim.	Max; he'd wax.	yet, can bet.
Cohen, or goin'."	appraise, and ways.	such, a touch
burned, stability yearned,	awoke; longer provoke	tension, I mention
Sax, her tax.	distress, was B.S.	Keating, tax self-defeating.
faxes, often relaxes:	be, and mercilessly,	Mazey, him hazy,
earn? to discern.	inflation, Federal disinclination,	Zend, you vend,
say. some day	need, Mr. Speed.	-- sacred trust
Inflation. us deflation.	-- and sold.	quicken, arteries thicken,
vaunted, the undaunted.	then, were ten).	lawful; a crawful.
inflation, our station.	said: be dead.	tarry, you carry;
dignified, great pride.	try, you cry.	soothsayer, a player.
hear, the rear";	rate, in 28,	groan; only postpone.
ax, a tax.	womenfolk. I misspoke."	said, dead --
bet, always get;	stacks, panic attacks,	faxes! increasing taxes.
plow, his cow.	cheat, must meet.	tacks. any tax.
is, of taxes.	fair, has hair	inspect, can detect
see, and Tracy,	two, pair through	oneth. is funth.
fail, your travail.	becomes, just benumbs.	dough, to grow.
Honey. of money.	Max, girl's slacks.	Third. the word,
hears, upon volunteers.	unclad, his pad.	it. circumvents it.
debate; pay-it-now, rebate.	chatter! don't matter.	here. let's cheer.
shock, R. Block	bread, really dread.	know, tax dough;
spot. I've got.	inflation, deep cerebration,	saxes, and Faxes!
screw, different view.	us, citizen's ruckus.	fall, a crawl.
imply, ever lie.	taught, be sought.	fullbacks. about climax.
think, the ink.	deplore, in store.